I JUST GOT A GIRLFRIEND GUYS

I just got rejected guys

>got a girlfriend
>right before valentine
kek what are you even doing

Nah this is some fucking larp or just plain autism. There's something seriously off if you just happen to instantaneously 'get' a girlfriend. What, you knew a girl as a friend and then asked 'would you like to be my boyfriend?' as if the deal is now sealed?

In the real world you would have been seeing a girl, it progresses naturally and you would say I'm really happy with my new girlfriend.

I DONT FUCKING KNOW

>fuck you

I dont care im a priest

I'm a warrior
1v1 me bro

>cheap shot
>sinister strike
>sinister strike
>blind
>stealth
>ambush
>eviscerate

you miss all the shots you dont take my love

you did well user. time to leave Veeky Forums forever.

For real though was always on Veeky Forums, got a gf so never came back, lasted 4 years broke up and my only support was yall th- thanks Veeky Forums

>someone else got a gf
>absolute fiction

Kek
Christ m8 even in your scenario, at some point along the natural path he "got" a gf

JUST REMEMBER user
FRIENDS SHARE

t. youtube.com/watch?v=9H4yKF0EDcQ
rogues are autistic dyels. play the man class or go home faggot

me too ;( hold me bro

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM SO JEALOUS WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN A GIRL

...

What you're feeling is the worst possible outcome for putting yourself out there. It only gets better from here user!

The idea of rejection is no longer a mystery so the power it had over you is now gone.

>haven't had a girlfriend in four years
>haven't had sex in nine months
>in law school and soon to start working as a lawyer
>long hours and always on the go
>only people i see will be co-workers and clients who will also probably be criminals

it's not looking good lads

I just indirectly got called a creep guys

Become a trap?

Congrats op I'm low-key jealous

I sent my oneitis some roses anonymously

kek

>the chad stride

damn, in law school and working as a lawyer? life must be so hard for you

GJ user

This.

She only got with you because she didn't want to be one of those losers who doesnt have a date for valentines. You'll be crying about how she broke your heart next week.

I asked a girl for a second date since we went out last week and had a good time she even kissed me before we parted but she looked at the message and never responded what's the best workout to lift these feels the fuck outta here?

So fucking what. You got a girlfriend. OKAY. Who cares. I don't have a girlfriend. But I never wanted one anyway!

>see daddy, look how lesbian I am

T. Faggot who’s not gonna make it

>gf broke up with me yesterday for no reason although I already bought her flowers for valentines
I feel like a cuck.

What the fuck do you do on a second date guys?

lol this happened to me today
>Head to gym after buying valentines gift for gf
>Girl is on the squat rack next to me
>Drop my towel by mistake and she picks it up
>Thank her and started chatting
>Her boyfriend dumped her two days before valentines day after finding someone else to hook up with
>Obviously hitting on me and asking what im doing for valentines day
>Tell her I have shit planned with my gf
>Says I can head back to hers tonight since she just wants to be with someone
>Refuse and wish her a happy valentines day
>Get home and nut so hard in my gf that she K.Os right on top of me

Best part is I get to browse fit on my phone with a naked girl right on top of me. DYEL faggots will never feel this feel

Fuck

ya did it son

Fuck more

>5778 AM
>not fucking as the first date activity

invite her home to watch the game or w/e then get sexy times

fuck on the first date? lol that's when you ask her what her name is dude. ur supposed to fuck when u first meet

Not even joking, if you wanna get rid of them give them to someone you see tomorrow. Although, I was in the same situation as you last year and met my new gf by doing something similar.

>gf leaves me for a chad the week before valentines day
>have a dinner reservation and her gifts all prepared
>decide to make someone else's day brighter by giving them flowers
>walking down the street and see a starbucks
>have the roses in my hand while I line up for a coffee
>girl behind me says "nice flowers, are they for a girlfriend?"
>"Nope, its complicated but I figured someone else might want them"
>she says "and who might this someone else might be?"
>"I have no idea actually, do you want them?"
>hand her the flowers and sit down for coffee with her
>spend hours at this Starbucks just talking and getting to know her
>It's around 6:00PM and my phone reminds me of my dinner reservations
>Ask her if she wants to grab dinner
>She says yes and assumes its something small
>Take her to dinner in the CN Tower (some leaffag shit)
>been dating her ever since

>playing Legion

lol

Good for you user.

>too cowardly to get rejected

At least being in a lawyer gets you cred in networking and dating events.
Dont worry too much about it.
My females friends say they only label guys they dont like as creeps. Do not pursue these women. They will not change their minds

>friend A asked out a girl i wanted to ask out
>She said no
>Confided in friend B about wanting to ask girl out
>Eventually do, she says no
>Months later, friend A and B with me, friend A tells me that, if i hadn't noticed, she had said no
>Friend B cheekily asks me if i ever be asked her out
RRREEEEEEEE I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

>might just exclusively go for bi girls desu

>haven't had sex in nine months
Try 29 years, user.

Ask her if she got anything for Valentine's day jokingly. If she responds positively, make your move.
>The flowers were only the first part of the gift. Dinner friday?

I lost my virginity at 27

You and her were just on different playing fields. She was kind.
Your kind of men are slowly becoming extinct.

What a sad thing to measure cocks over

I'll have a go

Go ahead and pick a few places so you don't spill your spaghetti

these girls will still claim they are 100% straight

>she ghosted me

>nut so hard in my gf that she K.Os right on top of me
teach me how to do that user

>lawyer
>being surrounded by women in office wear like tight pencil skirts, crips blouses, stockings etc

Sounds like a dream desu

>he still hasnt hit 1/2/3/4
m8, 1pl8 OHP was the last one I needed, I hit 3x5 on it a couple weeks back and when I went to exit the gym the receptionist told me to hold on. Out of the office comes this cute 7/10 redhead with a travel bag all ready to move in. She's really lovely, I don't know how they knew I'd make the lift that day, maybe they always have a gf on standby

>no greentext
greentext?

HELP HELP IM ON NOFAP AND THIS MADE ME DIAMONDS. SOMEONE POST FAT CHICKS!

>only people i see will be co-workers and clients who will also probably be criminals
this is great! criminals have poor impulse control and decision making skills. Just gotta find some female ones

All women are bisexual. This has been proven in studies.

Focus man don't go back to day 0 like I did

How long did you last

Its pretty easy to do with my gf but you just gotta overwhelm them with shit
>Kiss one side of their neck while you choke the other
>Index and middle finger to finger them while you rub the clit with your thumb
>hairpulling
>tit biting
>cervix boxing, long hard thrusts
>jackhammer, super hard rapid thrusts when she's on top

Most importantly, when she starts shaking and looks like she's cumming, double down and go even harder than before. Always make the gf K.O.

she's going to break up with you once she finds out what you do

beautiful story, user

Same I wasn’t that bad

Proud for u user :)

Noice

I want to hate you, but unironically too happy for you

Learn from that.

I hope this is true because that’s clutch