”Do you know why I pulled you over, son?”

>”Do you know why I pulled you over, son?”

to flex a 'cep?

>Desperately hides creatine

>''why faggot?''

I'm on my way to renew my squat license I swear!

He's facing the wrong fucking way

>mfw outside the pit without a permit

>not having someone carry a mirror so you can look at yourself while you talk to people

It is because these aren't registered ?
*flexes a cep*

>”No dyel should have this much creatine!”
>confiscates creatine for personal use

hehe ;)

Wow officer your huge!

>Because I'm darker than a paper bag, and you have quotas?

underrated

Hold my beer faggots
>flexes TWO 'ceps at once

Fucking swolecop always issues me a citation when I rest >3 minutes between sets.

I was probably speeding. I have a bad habit of doing that.

>implying he cares about the quotas
darkies need to be locked up if nothing else, just for the personal satisfaction

>this guy walks up to you and shoots your black friend

What do?

thank him for protecting my neighborhood from the spearchucker menace

>pull out my G17
>shoot him twice in the chest and once on the head
>call my embassy
>claim diplomatic immunity
>the cover it up
>get to fly back to my country
>never have to enter amerifat territory ever again

heh, nothing personal kid

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE HE OWED ME MONEY

>black friend

Am I being detained?

We're in our living room, dad.

Because my whip is slammed on 22s and louder than a lambo

I don't get it.
mildly informed normies know these guys are roused out their ass.
I mean look at fucking big ron, there is no doubt in anyone's mind that these guys are buying and using illegal drugs

Actually, if a cop pulls you over then, yes, you are actually being legally detained.

Is internal affairs investigating you for FRAUD?

He’s totally natty bro. Dont question his gains.

Are you retarded? They can pull you over without detaining you.

Yeah, try leaving if the cop doesn’t tell you to leave. Retard.

I'm perfectly entitled to. Then he'll probably detain me. At that point I am being detained. Do you understand this simple concept now? You're not being detained unless you are specifically told you're being detained or physical force is used to restrain you. Without either of those two components, you are not being detained.

>t. retard likely to get shot

are you black or something ?

>Hi sir can I see your license
>Am I being detained
>No
>Then I'm going to leave
>Alright now you're being detained

>Hi sir can I see your license
>Am I being detained
>No
>Then I'm going to leave
>HANDS UP MOTHER FUCKER *bang bang bang*

If the second one seems more realistic to you, you need to move out of your nigger neighborhood.

I-its about me only doing one set of deadlifts today, isn't it officer?

>now citizen, if i remove those handcuffs would it makes you break your nofap?

Is it c-cause I suck d-dick to get out of tickets?

Doing 15 reps in a 10 rep zone.

That's hot

It would be extremely likely.

You're a lucky guy

>doing 10 reps in a 20 rep zone

UUUU

>puts license and registration in between my butt cheeks
(no homo)

Probably to shoot me since I'm black, but I'd prefer you use the gun in your pants instead of the one on your hip please.

>tfw cop who goes to my gym pulled me over to tell me to stop hogging the squat rack once

Nothing.

He's doing the lord's work. Plus them arms.

I-I thought I reracked my weights, I'm sorry officer

...

>thinking your shithole of a country would dare stand up to the police of the great U S of A when they come knockin for your dumb ass

kek

kys 3rd world fagtron

>tfw regularly do 50mph over the speed limit
I need to stop

hopefully to nut in my ass big boy

>Throws hershey wrappers out the window

>gym police are a real thing

By the laws of might he is now my friend

Jejj

kek

get mad amerilard