Our first date was yesterday and she wants to spend today which is Valentine’s Day together too. Am I making it?

>Was gonna give her flowers
maybe too soon, but you've got a a better read on the situation
what's your plan tonight?

Do it user leave us, but just remember we will always be here for when she breaks your heart

Roses are cliche. Good move. If it’s not too late, make beef burgundy. Super easy, super tasty, still get good protein, and makes her feel special.

>am i making it
not yet, you need to wait for her to crush your soul so that you can start posting in "what was her name" threads
that's when you know you made it

>Crystal

Bad sign. Just pump and dump dude.

>Cancelling plans for you
>Typing way more than you

These are the signs that you're making it. If it ever turns the opposite way, then you've lost it.
Good job bro, we all gonna get there.

>tfw I made it and didn't know about it
Feels good man.

This. Do it for us, user

this

This. See you, space curlboy.

>crystal

you wanna know how i know she's been fucked by 20+ guys before?

Omg....Anonbro's gonna git his jimmy whacked! This is a historic day!

Call the trumpeters! Get the doves back from John Woo! Find some shrill voiced ponce to follow OP chanting "momento mori"! One of us has finally risen from the subhuman pool of 4evr uhlone to walk among real (even, dareisay, non-virginal) people!

Buy her condoms and a bottle of cheap wine. She will either be surprised and want to do it right away or be shocked and then you play it off as a joke and get the "real" gift which is your shitty flowers.

Because she likes faggot OP?

Brilliant

>her name
Camille, I fucking loved you.

wants to jump right into things? classic cluster B girl. run for the hills...

or she's a nice girl that likies you, who knows
but would a normal girl really like you?

tfw so autistic that I could never unironically date someone called crystal

Is that really what iPhones look like? Jesus fucking OS gore

Damn bitch was to cancel her shit to see you instead. Atta boy OP

Someone give me a quick rundown on the 'crystal' disdain

Leave us to our misery, user.

...

>space curlboy.
motherfucker

>her name

Danielle. Destroyed my heart as I thought it couldn't be possible

What happened user? :(

>Crystal
Bro you're dating a hooker hate to break it to you

good luck bro, it's too late for us here

Op, you are posting screenshots of a conversation with a girl on Veeky Forums to boast and ask if you are making it

. i dont think you are anywhere close to making it

>pic related