When’s the last time you’ve been in a fight, Veeky Forums? Realistically...

When’s the last time you’ve been in a fight, Veeky Forums? Realistically, could you defend yourself from this DYEL if he started to fuck with you at the club?

>pic related

if you get into fights youre likely going to look like the pic you posted

fights are started out of jealously

I wouldn't fight him. I would suck his dick and before he knew anything he would be cumming buckets from my hoover of a mouth then after I swallowed his zinc filled load I would run away leaving him with his pants down

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Lost a fight to my 44yo father 2 months ago.

i fought this dyel twink who would stare at me on the club and we ended on his apartament having sex lol

+40 years old men have ridiculous strong upper bodies compared to their lower bodies

my 50 years old dad, 200 lbs, couldnt jump for shit, probably could squat 30 kg max, but when it was about grip and arm strenght he had the edge

>glass him
>punch him in the throat
>kick his balls
>push him over
>kick him in the face/head when he's down
>run away

Pretty much. Remember, if you aren't fighting dirty, you arnt fighting to win

I know that guy he became a meth head and lost all his gains

3 years ago during a martial arts tournament.

Generally I just MOG everyone so no one picks a fight with me.

After the first kid the sex dies off son. Plenty of nights on pornhub

4 months ago got sucker punched and gave the lad a broken nose for his efforts. Havnt seen him since but love hearing about his tough talk "his coming for you"

considering his weight and my extensive fight comp viewing, I would just pick him up and slam him down on his head. or get on top of him and make him suck my dick until he came

>When’s the last time you’ve been in a fight, Veeky Forums?
A few weeks ago. There was saw this guy at college staring at me, I was reading a book in peace and I caught him frowning his brows at me and everything for no reason. Gave him the what's up, he nodded back, I asked him what is he looking at, that led to a minor altercation, I took his picture to provoke him, he came up to me, I pushed him away and then people around separated us.

I haven't been in an actual fight since mid-2017, when me and my friends fought three drunk guys on the streets, my friend knocked one of them, police intervened but let us go because third world.

>Realistically, could you defend yourself from this DYEL if he started to fuck with you at the club?
Yeah absolutely. Practice some kickboxing and then start training BJJ seriously, it's the best shit to deal with those situations. In street fights I'm always terrified to throw a punch because of the damage it can do to my hand and because of the higher risk of someone having a serious injury and me having to face legal consequences. A few kicks on the lower body followed by a choke is the best way to avoid inflicting serious injury, to come out as someone cool and in control, and completely alpha the guy.

Yeah. Part of me wants to get in a fight but I've realized that it's not realistic. Fighting isn't good, people will sue you.. I'm never anywhere that someone tries to start shit with me and even if I was it would be better not to risk my saftey/career/etc than get in a fight even if it would feel good to beat the shit out of some asshole that stepped out of line.

I only fight when i'm drunk, and only with minorities
>walking downtown
>5'3 mexican bumps into
>he stumbles all over
>look back to see if hes up
>his little legs are moving as fast as they can to get to me
>verbal keking at him
>AYO NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU LAUGHIN AT
>little guy starts yelling at my chest
>still keking at him
>takes off his shirt
>SEE THIS?
>points to his texas tattoo
> i'M FROM TEXAS NIGGA!! FUCK YOU WHITe BOY! IM FROM TEXAS
>repeats this about 40 times
>Laughing the whole time
>spits in my face
>drop him right there
> falls back, hits his head on a light pole
>his friend comes up and starts apologizing as i'm about to kick him in the head.
>go to the burrito truck and pig out
Not much of a fight but it was a pretty fun time

Is that what we're considering DYEL these days? Fuck.

do me next

>Mexican
>AYO NIGGA

In grade 8, [spoiler]18 years ago[/spoiler]

Boxing, just last saturday. Nose is still that weird yellowish-green you get from bruising
Street fight, about 4 years ago. Assuming that guy doesn't train to fight and just works out I could tune him up easily, most people telegraph the shit out of their punches and it isn't until you get punched quite a few times before you can really see it coming. Then again, unexpected stuff happens all the time so while I'm extremely confident, I wouldn't take anyone lightly.

If he does train or at least has been in a few tussels, well, then who knows, anything can happen.

>At the club
I do not go clubbing.

I have no idea if I actually could defend myself, but I love to fantasize about murdering people in a fight to deliver divine justice. For example, when I'm running to make myself go faster I may imagine beating the shit out of a school shooter or pedophile, perhaps even a puppy-abuser. I think I would do ok in a fight though, because I'd murder the fellah without hesitation. Id go directly for his head, then bite off chunks of flesh. Someone fill me in on whether this is good strat.