Urologist tells me to visit nofap reboot website to get my dick working again

>urologist tells me to visit nofap reboot website to get my dick working again
>they were right

>It’s true. All of it

>I am doing nofap
>I have reached the edge of my desperation
>I must make a post about no fap working so I can re affirm this belief
>shitposting about no fap curing my autism helps me maintain this delusion

We certainly were. Glad some medical professionals are getting figuring it out.

if ur not on nofap ur living life wrong

What site? What were your issues?

>finally have sex with my best friend of 6 years who I've had feelings for for the whole time
>she gets nervous about fucking up the friendship and after telling her, only a minute into sex, that I have DE she stops it
So now I'm on the journey.
22 days in. Fucking end me.

link pls dick isn't working

bump

by DE did u mean ED? Why/how does this come up DURING sex and not before or at the beginning

DE? Disenchanting?

>some 22 year old comes into my office say his dick is broke
>nothing wrong with him in the physiological sense
>make joke about internet porn to try to break his icy sad stare
>he takes it seriously
>gives him a placebo and tell him to check out nofap
>he makes this thread on Veeky Forums

more like

> be alpha doctor specialist consulting on myriad of interesting cases per day.

> well respected and leading publisher of research

> get phone call from local GP asking for me to consult on an "interesting case".

> it's a 20-somethin year whose dick doesnt work sometimes

thank you for the interesting consult. patient is a 20 year old male virgin who can only achieve an erection when watching hentai [...]

>the alpha doctor that specializes in dicks and bladders
if you think this is "interesting" from a medical perspective, it's not. Just see a psychologist and stop bothering real doctors with your suppressed homosexuality.

niga that joke went over your head.

the reddit spacing probably threw me off. I don't even read those posts just pick out a few keywords and see if I get a (you)

On my first no fap here. 7 days in. I find it helps to watch a little bit of porn and get a nice hard boner for a couple of minutes but don't fap and then do something else. It's like when you are hungry but have nothing to eat so you drink some water and it settles your stomach pain.

Let's do some arithmetic, just for the sake of argument

Let's say it takes about 15 minutes for you to get off, and 5 minutes to find material that you'll jerk off to because I know everyone is picky and has their own tastes and won't jerk off to the same thing too many times.
Let's also say you do it 3 times a week at minimum, 7 at maximum.

>48 weeks in a year
>Let's say you jerk off until from 10 years old until 30, for the sake of argument, so for 20 years.
>That's 1960 weeks.
>At minimum, you will jerk off 5880 times, at maximum 13720 times.
>In your adolescend and adult life, you will waste anywhere between 123 and 285 days, between 4 and 9 months worth of days doing nothing but jerking off, all day and then sleeping, waking up and doing it all over again

Let's also say your time is worth at least 7.25$ at the very least in the USA, because that's minimum wage.
>You're wasting anywhere between 14210$ and 33157$ on jerking off. And that's only minimum wage, most of you people will be worth far more.

So it's not only your sexual health and the embarassment of not getting hard for your woman when she wants you.
You're literally wasting your life and money on simple immediate pleasures.

>ED after 22 days

What the literal fuck man, i would see a doctor you might actually need some viagra.

No he didn't, stop fookin lying m8

>friend zoned for 6 years
>she caves in and decides to give you pity sex
>starts regretting it immediately
>bails at the first opportunity you give her
fucking kidding me these are the faggots giving me life and lifting advice?

I broke already 5 times since starting, fuck, this time at 7 days, I feel like I'm not made for this.