/mirin' stories general/

Sure, I finally have a story worth telling.

>Just finished my routine for the day
>Pretty sweaty, pumped upper body, but feeling good about myself
>Walk out of the weights section to pick up my things and head home
>Walking through the land of the cardio bunnies
>See out the corner of my eye that the 7/10 on the elliptical is looking at me
>Turn my head slightly towards her
>She looks away
>Look ahead, watching her in my peripheries
>She looks right at me as I walk by, no mistaking she's looking right at me

Been going through some shit in my life recently, but that put a smile on my face for a bit.

>he pays the Jews to watch their capeshit propaganda movies

>roll up into Veeky Forums with /tv/-harvested memes
>they're totally unfunny and board-inappropriate
>somehow i don't get banned

>take dad to see black panther
>sits through entire movie to the climax
>stands up and yells “where the hell is the panther? all there is is just a bunch of niggers!”
>entire audience cheers and stares at the one black guy in the audience until the kinoplex security comes and removes him

Pics of GFs mother

why do you browse r3dd1t?

>Not watching the biggest pop culture phenomenon since the 90s and some of the most intricate storytelling ever because “muh joos!”
/pol/ is a disease

Christ on a bike.
Did user go to jail?

> Change shirt and make out with her for a good 5 mins and leave
>5min
>leave

did you realized that you're gay while making out with her?

no I don't think so, irrc they talked later and he said sorry and she said that it was "ok"

You are a disease. Literally paying for propaganda that was designed to brainwash you, and it's clearly working because you don't even notice how indoctrinated you are.
Black Panther for example is very blatant promotion of black power organizations and black nationalism, but Marvel would never portray white nationalism in a positive light because they are biased kikes.

You are a disease.

>Yelling at the movie screen
>Watching Black panther
Nice niggerposting.

based doggo

> walk by woman on seated cable row machine
> through my peripherals I notice her stare down my bulge

Pathetic user sorry. This is just some basic human interaction

> be me, pretty aesthetic goodloking DYEL
> work night as a cab driver
> it's late, bitches wanna get home, jump in the cab
> "drive me to my address"
> entire way "Best looking cab driver" "WOW user you look too good" "Love your features" etc etc
> bitches invite me to smash home, bitches gives 0 fucks
> shut that shit down, cuz money>bitches

Made me bust out laughing thanks user

Yeah because black power has valid reasons for existing, conversely to white power.
>implying whites are under attack as a racial group
>implying you're not buying into rightist ideology because of fear of pauperization/neurotic masculinity complex/existential angst that each generation faces between 15-35 since German romanticism

Nice bait.
Europeans are the race most under attack out of all the races in the world. European nationalism is literally the most well justified one of them all, and is purely motivated by logic and reason. Same can not be said about Negroid nationalism for example when it's Negroids in USA thinking they have a claim to the land, they obviously do not.

>get mired by 16-18 year old girls
>im only attracted to older thicc braphog girls
>completely ignored by them

What the fuck what kind of men do they typically go for Veeky Forums?

>European lands are under attack
You mean by the people drowning in the Meditarrenean or by the millions stranded in Lebanon? Or maybe you mean all the labor we deliberately imported after the war?
Jokes aside, ethnonationalism is the biggest spook.
>tfw cosmopolitan elite

>was setting a 3pl8 deadlift and a guy said oh you need all that weight?
onlygoodthingsomeonetoldmein2018.jpg

>not going for prime poonani

Not gonna make it

Already made it

fuggin based

Please post a pic of yourself with time stamp. Why are people how are the most convinced of there genetic superiority the ugliest fatties lol.

>working as a cab driver
didn't u hear one of them uber drivers got chopped up by this 14 year old girl? ur living on the edge man, watch ur back cuz theyre might ebe a knife in it next time u look to get the money from the person in the back seat

Kek op btfo

T. Nigger

It's ok when we do it

>meet girl
>Become friends
It's the long mire of my personality versus the short mire of my physique, of which mine can be described as "adult toddler"

>watching a black power movie made with white people's technology.

What I'd like to see is a film made with nothing but black tech tbhlads. Otherwise it's just cause cinematic colonialism by another name. A true black power film should be made by black people using tech they've invented.

>culture phenomenon

GTFO SOYBOI

>responding

>walk into gym
>yell out loud
>"Ey who's a guy gotta suck off to finally get to use the squat rack?"
>entire gym bursts into laughter
>can even hear the manlets laughing all the way from the bottom of the pit
>cardio bunnies mirin me
>notice their leggings are all wet at the crotch area

>can even hear the manlets laughing all the way from the bottom of the pit

That makes no sense.

But they couldn't even invent a wheel.

What mix? German Shepherd and something? Mirin your pup

pure bread gsd

good shit user gotta take the little victories

I read this in Andrew Dice Clay's voice, good fucking shit

half German Shepard and his father

>Or maybe you mean all the labor we deliberately imported after the war?
>(((WE)))
Fuck off Jew.

>Valentine's day (yesterday)
>Decide to do the longest arm burnout ever since roommate is going to be getting skull all night in our apartment
>Arms look ridiculous
>Only girls at the gym are some homelier ones
>Accidentally shoulder-check one as I'm walking over for my post-set water sipps
>She says "s-sorry" and looks down and touches my bicep as she moves away
>Don't register this because I was blasting Liturgy
Not much since my gym is usually brimming with true ubermenschen but it felt good

had one times a fucking black bitch in the cab, started tripping, talking like a demon, touching me and shit, i freaked out and kicked her out right away, scary shit honestly

not about that getting chopped life

>friends with half the regulars in the gym
>all of them are male
>still don't know a single girl by name who comes during my usual workout hours
how do i overcome my gender based autism

Meeting girls at the gym is hard-mode and you can assume that 90% of the Chad pickup stories here are lies.
Unless you're literally the best-looking person at your gym, no girl is paying attention to you. Do you sneak glances at the average-looking girl while the 9/10 gymthot with dummy ass is a few feet away? Neither do they.

No, I don't sneak glances. I just look around the room like a normal person.

I don't mean even dating wise, I just want more friends to lift with and I'm concerned 100% of them are male rn

No, I don't sneak glances. I just look around the room like a normal person.

I don't mean even dating wise, I just want more friends to lift with and I'm concerned 100% of them are male rn

he makes the sacrifice so he can spot redditposters and point them out to the rest of us

getting a girls at gym is somewhat easy but gets awkward super fast, people look like "WTF have he done" " did he just?"
the most awkwad shit is when a girl follows you everywhere you go, shit is insanely awkward, she just sitting there mirin you while you act like nothing is happening

these chicks think they sneaky

Not a mirin story, but:
> at party
> guitar in the corner
> take it and start fucking around
> one girl says: "user can you play that song"
> I'm like: "I'm sure I can", while I google the chords on my phone, distracting her al the way through
> Start playing, she starts singing, music is off, everyone gathers to listen
> Finish, people start clapping, everyone mirin
Later, at the end of the pary
> Hey user, I can sing a bunch of other songs, do you want me send you a list so that we can sometimes try together
> I go: "Sure, just email them to me"
> "Ahh, I can't use any of these modern means of technology"
> "Ok, just send them to John (organizer of the party), and he'll forward them to me and I'll try and learn for some next party maybe"
> She just looks at me disapointed
> I wonder off
> 8 months later
> Wait, she was asking for my phone number

Oh man I want a black shepherd so bad but I live alone and he’d have to be home alone 9 hours a day so I’m waiting to get another live in gf till I get a dog.

Ah the ol' reddit switcharoo!

xD

one time you will realise that girls NEVER asks for your phone no. no matter how goodlooking you are, they will try to do something that makes you ask for their phone no.

sometimes just go for it

Yeah, I mean she did something where I was supposed to ask for her number
>Ohh sure, just gimme your number, and we can exchange the songs that we can try out together later
Is what I should have said

Hold my upvotes, I'm going in!

> be me, average penis size 6.5 "
>fuck some tinder sloot, her instagram shows her chinese manlet ex
>tinder sloot see's my dick and says "omg youre so big, and you're not even black!
feels good fucking small asian girls that had manlet exes. big ego boost LOL

How many times u gonna post this shit?

Until manlets like you stop taking the bait

> acknowledging the bait = taking the bait

that is so cute :)

Damn good to hear

t. triggered manlet

KEK

I made it the day i was born

+liturgy

kekd

It really is and unfortunately it has infected Veeky Forums. We used to laugh and talk about our sexual conquests and cool girls we met and fun we've had. Now that is all met with a bunch of faggots lamenting the degradation of western values.

/pol/cels have really turned up the angst lately.

>> 8 months later
>> Wait, she was asking for my phone number

LOL you poor bastard.

> whites are going to lose being the majority in all their ethnic homelands in less than 30 years
> not under attack
> wahhh we are all the same anyway

Yes when the majority of europe is brown eyed, briwn skinned and black kinky haired. We will truly be at peak diversity.

>tfw only get compliments from the boys at the gym
>not a single comment from a wench
feelsfuckingoodmayn

>can even hear the manlets laughing all the way from the bottom of the pit
Kek

iktfb

>yesterday
>consoling sad female friend
>decide to hug her head onto my chest
>she sort of tearily says "your chest is so solid" just because she doesnt want to talk about why she's sad

this feels like it doesnt count and its also the only mire ive gotten so far, 9 months in

> intricate storytelling
> capeshit

pick one. this is 18+ site

>> whites are going to lose being the majority in all their ethnic homelands in less than 30 years

According to who, Breitbart?

Not who you're responding to but do you not think this is happening? What about in 100 years?

If you don't have at least 2 kids on the planet you don't get to complain about white genocide

Africa is projected to have a population of 4 billion in 100 years.

I believe the saying goes:
ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

same

> complete my bench set
> stand up and loudly announce “CHECK PLEASE”
> all the chads at the curl racks burst into laughter
> gym owner gives me a week of membership for free
> gym twink blew me in the showers after

>you have to be from /pol/ to hate blacks and Jews

She's a chubby jewess

>on campus
>sitting class
>working in groups
>bored asf so I put my head down with arms crossed
>inadvertentlatspread.jpg
>girl in group who is sitting behind me
>damn, your back is big
>you lift weights or somethin' i can tell by them thighs in them jeans
>laugh at her comment
>yeah I'm in the gym quite often

I guess it looks like I lift in my clothes

you mean 3 for positive replacement rate

>when you become a white supremacist because of a bait thread about spices on Veeky Forums