I'm serious Veeky Forums I'm on a fast and I was biking really fast with the headphones blasting and singing along and then I got a damn fly in my mouth, all the way down the throat, and I swallowed it. Will it break my fast?
What are the calories on a fly?
fucking Christ
Depends on the fly. Fruit flys have a lot of sugar. You'll need to bike a couple extra miles to burn that off.
about 20-50 calories
fast has been broken. any ingestion of calories is the definition of breaking a fast
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nah
If it was a bee carrying pollen that would be a lot calories
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>a damn fly
>Will it break my fast?
You are what you eat, and now you are a fruit
I cant tell if this is a shitpost or real.
Either way your fast is broken, go see a doctor or you'll die.
1000g protein
5 calories bro
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It depends OP, it’s probably been eating dog shit all day and carrying larvae.
Could be calorific
Now you gotta swallow a spider to catch the fly. It's the only way to save your fast.
then might have to eat a bird to swallow the spider
youre fucked kiddo you need to drink a bottle of water and then force yourself to vomit
fuck user, a hearty kek was had
Gonna have to swallow a cat to catch that bird tho
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>add food
>a fly (animal)
cat wont go by itself.. might need to hit a chinese place for some dog
kek
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Quickly OP, swallow a spider to catch the fly!
>1.0 whole
What other serving sizes are available?
A fly weighs less than a gram. How are you arriving at your numbers?
>not wearing a mask to avoid accidentally ingesting calories
>making it
Veeky Forums making me remember my childhood, id shop this shit to the user that swallowed a fly if i had any talent