Valentines day storytime fgts

Valentines day storytime fgts

>be me
>on nofap since new year
>hoped it'll make me alpha enough to get a gf or a date
>february comes
>still no success
>feb 13
>ohshit.jpg
>make tinder saying i need a valentine
>fake ass IG model profile is my only match
>has hot tits pics
>fuck this shit
>go to sleep
>had dream about getting my dick sucked by said ig model
>no nocturnal emission feelsbadman
>realize it's valentines day
>horny asf tho
>reverse search models pic
>find nude vid
>go shower
>start fappan
>10 mins edging to vid
>balls about to explode
>legs get cramps
>5 more mins edging to thought of destroying that cunt
>Nut
>SHOOT LIKE FORTY LOADS
>TO THE OTHER SIDE OF BATHROOM
>FOR TWO MINUTES STRAIGHT
>WHILE KEEPING STROKING MY DICK
>CRAMPS IN WHOLE BODY
>BEST ORGASM EVER
>end up not being able to move for 2 hours, stuck under hot shower water

10/10 valentines date would do again

Didn't read your garbage story but posting to show appreciation for Natalia

Now i feel pain when I lift even a light weight though help pls will it go away? Am I still technically orgasming?

>Sit next to a qt shortstack in one of my classes
>she says that I look like a hockey player

didnt read either, just came to say that i have wanted to marry this woman for so long now.

I would have this womans face as the background of my phone and computer if it wouldnt make my girlfriend think im cheating on her.

>2hours
>stuck under hot water

my sides bro

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Sounds awesome dude. Motivates me to hold off for a bit.

how fucking dare you
leave this place and dont ever come back

go get laid

i have a gf.
>and shes not natalia
pls
just pls

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this bitch's 6/10 at best

fuck you

Shes a 10/10 for a slav though, they look like shit 99% of the time.

take it back

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE

you have seen very few slavs
dressed up for her muslim arab boyfriend

pls.
she would never

agreed. She has fat jawline/cheeks

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I take back "fat", but her jaw is too wide for me. like the back of the jaw. Not a dealbreaker, but not 10/10

>yesterday
>look at craigslist casual encounters
>don't like men but consider getting a bj
>decide not to
>go home, work out, and jerk off
Could have been worse

FUCK I tried to type out a longer post in the other thread but it got deleted and I accidentally closed the thread so I lost it. Summary-
>back went snibbedy snap on deadlifts trying to egolift with a belt
>girl working there was talking to some manlet and went over to try to help me deload the bar >she had already tried to talk to me earlier while the other guy was talking to her but I didn't realize she said hi to me until I walked away
>while I'm panicking if I'll ever squat or deadlift again she introduces herself and explicitly tells me she works Wednesday mornings and to ask her if I ever need anything
>manlet got completely cucked out of his conversation and he just kind of stood there while he got mogged by a virgin who just went to snap city
The last female to show me any attention was this asperger lesbian/bi chick who didn't really know what the fuck she wanted and wasted a year of my life. Girls at this gym, especially the ones working there, won't even look your way unless you already know them, and this was interesting because she was already wanting to talk before, but used my visit to snap city as her opening.

That or she wanted an excuse for the manlet to go away. Pls advise.

M O M M Y

At least you ain't a pussy like me.

WHY DIDN YOU GO FOR THAT
I AINT EVEN MAD JUST SAD FOR YOU
SHE'S SO CUTE

I'll never understand people who GET THE OPPORTUNITY but are retarded and pass on it.
I'll just never get them.

>went over to coworkers house
>shes a 8+/10 easily
>she has a boyfriend but he's working
>get really high
>starting making out
>both of us are naked
>cant get hard at all
>oh shit wtf is happening
>didnt end up fucking at all
>saw her today at work and just felt embarrassed the whole time

I think im gonna kms

haha low test faggot

what was the vid

Erectile dysfunction is a serious thing user.
The poor guy will be facing this his entire life.
He basically rubbed himself so much he ruptured his penis veins that it makes it harder for him to get hard.
Plus porn simulation has made his brain so fucked that only thing he gets hard on is shemale cuckold porn.

Hey I do try.

Am I really that fucked? Will nofap save me?

you should kys but for other reasons

Seriously what is with you losers. She is way below average by Slavic and Nordic standards

sounds like pity

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