Who's the biggest alpha male in history?

Who's the biggest alpha male in history?

JOCKO

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Ah yes, Jacko Willink
My favorite natty US MUHREEN

Also who would win in a fight, Jacko or Joe Rogan?

Jocko would destroy Joe, even Joe would say so

Timmy Kennedy

Is this a really shitty camera angle or is he squatting that bar?

probably someone who doesn't have a lot of muscle

Looks like David Gilmour

Not even a question.

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>Tfw could mog everyone ITT

Another Elisha Long/Elliot Hulse?

Nah

>alpha male
>using straps

Pick one

d stroyed

I'm not buying your book

straps and a weight belt
still a fucking badass

Arnold. The answer is Arnold and you all know it.

>in history

>SEAL officer
>Moves his men right into the firing line of some other US forces
>Gets an ISAF soldier killed, multiple SEALs get severely wounded via friendly fire
He may be a badass but that doesn't change the fact that he's a massive brainlet

Mad Jack

Seems like a brainlet who just regurgitates the platitudes and teachings his seniors in the military and life in general taught him growing up.

Not much of a critical thinker, fucking joe rogan seems smarter when they're talkinh

As a ridiculously yuge bodybuilder? Yeah
Governor of the soybean state? Nah

Jesus Christ

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PAT FUCKING TILLMAN

Joe is smarter than people give him credit for

Jocko is not alpha, he's more of a very good obedient but dimwitted guard dog, an endearing useful idiot.

His worldview is extremely simplistic and anti-intellectual and he believes killing people on the other side of the world for Israel is a battle of good vs evil.

He could be a great asset under good leadership but he's wasted on the last spastic twitches of the corrupt American empire. Sad desu.

He looks like a lion on the right side.

>Leaves NFL to join the army
>Becomes a Ranger
>Criticizes Bush and the War in Iraq
>Gets killed via friendly fire
>Army tries to cover it up
J U S T

This desu.

definitely the alpha lion
sad story, still the fucking man

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill

This is what I imagine a Veeky Forums meetup would look like.

I LUV YOU BOI

t-thank you for your cervix, mr marine man....

Tim Kennedy is that dude
Hard to fucking kill

>ruin your handegg career to go be obedient cannon fodder meddling with afghans because a saudi allegedly told some other saudis to fly a plane into some bankers in new york
>get shot by your mates

alpha as fuck

This faggot spends half his day posing for gay ass tough guy pics. Reminds of one of those kids LARPing with a katana.

>hard to kill
>profession is weekend warrior and professional MMA tomato can

he was active as a green beret for years
who gives a shit if he's a weekend warrior now, hard ass motherfucker has earned it

>eats whatever he wants
>enjoys what he does for a living
>can steal your bitch because hes a cute, well behaved guy

Like the user said above, fwiw Pat sniffed out that it was all bullshit by the end of his first deployment.

Still a pretty large contingency that believes he was purposely killed so he wouldn’t become an outspoken war critic when he got back.

Post body genuinely curious

Read up on him, especially Jon Krakauer's book
Mama Tillman is still hella suspicious

>cute

>Dresses classy
>Well-versed in manners and etiquette
>Intelligent
>Charismatic
>Extensive vocabulary and strong control of the English language
>Smooth, soothing voice
>Well-groomed, clean-shaven, and takes care of himself
>Immaculate sense of taste
>Redpilled on the wars in the Middle East, is confirmed to browse /pol/ on the regular
Reviewbrah is unironically more of a man than anyone else ITT, not even joking.

Alexander or Caesar.

>shits in streets before India
Total fucking chad

>lives with mom
>is jew

RIP

>Redpilled on the wars in the Middle East, is confirmed to browse /pol/ on the regular

lmao wtf.
I call bs

Diogenes told Alexander to get the fuck out of the way of the Sun
Diogenes > Alexander

Even though he isn't an asmr channel, I still get good tingly feels when I watch his vids.

>takes care of himself
motherfucker wears suits from the late 80s and you've never smelled him, so shut the fuck up

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sounds like a euphemism

The donkey eating the figs part? (the figs were fermented and the donkey got drunk)

Fritz Christen

>entire unit gets wiped out by Russians
>set up a firing point and single handedly destroy 13 tanks and about ~100 soldiers over the course of two days
>survive the rest of the entire war
>surrender to Americans, get turned over to Russians
>slave 10 years in brutal soviet gulag where most of the other pows died from executions, starvation, disease or mistreatment
>make it back home to Bavaria, marry a qt, die peacefully as an old man

>making selfies

I'm not a teenage girl user

Ricky Bruch

>Highest recorded bodycount in the history of sniping (500+)
>Killed another 150+ with a PPSH
>Gets half his face blown off by an exploding bullet
>Survives
>Pretty much single-handedly fights off the entire Red Army
>All as a 5'2'' Turbo-Manlet

dethroned

>dethroned
Not really, while impressive that guy's record doesn't hold up

>30 soldiers
>better than 13 tanks and one hundred soldiers
wew lad this has to be an obvious joke post

Me

killed someone with a tripod tho

fuck off fat dickhead

The Genetic Jackhammer, no contest, thread over

Genghis Khan.

Julius Caesar is the most alpha man in history. A shame his virgin friends killed him over such jealousy

Got smacked around by a chubby no name boxer and gassed after two rounds.

still walks like a retard

when your dicks that big that's how you walk

i wouldn't expect you to understand

Gaius Julius Caesar

which one?

The one who defeated Vercingetorix, and fucked ur mum lel

pic related

this desu

Lil Pump

youtube.com/watch?v=Tspiur1xQxw

>Teddy Roosevelt.
All other answers are incorrect.

Audie Murphy was alpha as fuck

that's a chad stride if there ever was one. your post reveals your virgin nature

this

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>ZOGbot
>Alpha

this guy has the most incredible facial structure i have ever scene

Hitler

i have rolled quad 6's twice in two days.
what is going on guys?

Love this man

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you know what's going on

Okay this guy wins

I can't take Jocko seriously. I had an exaggerated cartoon of what his podcast would be like in my head - a slightly absurd jokish stereotype if you will. Then I listened to his podcast and it was exactly that silly cartoon of him I made in my head.

Wouldn't mind training with him and Dean Lister though.

andrew jackson

I feel like if it was a war scenario Jocko would kill Joe, but if it was a cage match Jocko would go home a disgrace to the Marine Corps

>I’m just shitposting pls don’t kill me Jocko

>ywn be Scott Steiner
might as well go back to /r9k/

I doubt it. I don't think Joe trains very match and I think his shit is pretty fucked up - neck I think?
Neck shit is serious

>tfw my neck hurts cause this super strong black belt neck cranked me during today's morning session)

I'll get him back one of these days. Dude's had like 15 knee surgeries and I'm our gym's best leg locker.

Anyways, Jocko trains like 3 times a day from what I understand. Not sure his striking background though. I'd have to imagine he's not only better at grappling than Joe, but also in way better shape.

Agrippa
Most underrated man as well

Dean Lister the sister fister?

M.Shadows has to be up there for sure.

jocko looks like a cartoon of a manly man