>finally hit a 4pl8 deadlift for 5 reps, finally reach 1/2/3/4
>sent in my gf application
>get rejected for using chalk and mixed grip to help with my deadlift
It's not fair! I can't believe I would get rejected from qualifying for a gf just because my deadlift grip isn't exactly perfect!
>tfw hit 1/2/3/4 plate
>send in gf application
>start roiding since i hit goals
>gf application takes 9-12 months to process
>roid gains bring me to 2/3/4/5 plate within 10 months
>gf application still processing
>get denied for being a roiding faggot
>tfw no gf
serves you right for cheating
>almost 1/2/3/4
>pre-filling out gf application
>first question: are you a manlet?
>if yes, continue, otherwise tear up application and throw in garbage
>tear up application and throw in garbage.
the last time i achieved 1/2/3/4 I used mixed grip a lot on deadlift even now after not lifting for 2 years my left forearm is bigger than my right.
>never mixed grip.
>Fearful of getting a thot gf assigned to me
>Attached a note to the forum with my preferences
>Stapled a bag with 5 scoops in it to help convince who ever is processing it
>sent it off
Can't stop thinking I'm going to get bagged for bribery. Does anyone know how strict the process is? I also put down my pretty impressive rows but I have no idea if they will even consider it.
>my left forearm is bigger than my right
>i-it's from lifting! honest!
Did not happen, that's a legit deadlift. They rejected you for bouncing it or some shit and you're just in denial
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>not alternating your mixed grip between every rep to develop your arms evenly
I weight 75kg(165lb) and did a 190kg(~~420lbs) jefferson diddly today. My conventional is around 170(375lbs). No belt no wraps, nothing.
Are those respectable numbers for acquiring a gf?
Ok. 1/2/3/4 is a newer term from when I was on fit in 2014.
Is that 1 plate OHP 2 plate bench 3 plate squat and four plate DL?
Yes
>1/2/3/4
>fuck yes!
>fill out form and send in
>2 months after injure my foot and back
>squat and deadlift drop accordingly
>fug
>gf turns up a months later after recovery
>only gotten to 2/2.5 respectively
>too happy to care
>she’s a cute bookish redhead
>holyshitiwonthelotto.jpg
>hit it off instantly
>sex is amazing
>she’s just like me
>so much rapport
>I’m on cloud 9
>then one day I come home from work
>she’s gone
>note on the countertop
>”Im sorry user, I know you told me to never bother you while you were lifting but I had to take a peek. I saw it. You deadlifting only 3plater. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I was heartbroken. I didn’t want to but my mother raised me a law abiding citizen. I called the Girlfriend Authority of Irresponsible Neglect Society and filed my report. I’m sorry, they’ll be coming for you. If you read this letter, know I loved you but you really shouldn’t have lied on your form” love, the gf you didn’t deserve
>roid gains
If youre a mesomorph, youre a mentally weak little faggot who wasnt man enough to get built without the use of artificial bullshit.
endo or ecto, well, we cant all be the masterrace can we
Is that 5 rep max or 1 rep max
Yes, one of those
fucking lost it
I wish you all the best on your applications. I hope you all tell the truth so you dont end up like this guy good lord i love this thread so much
if it was MyProtein, you're fucked. If it was Gold Standard, tidy up your room and buy some candles
>not using hook
Muscle Milk? (chocolate)
unless it was vintage (pre-formula change), it's not looking good. If its the recent stuff you might just pass but get a slampig
1RM
(Also, lol. 5x135 press is a warmup, 5x405 diddly is a Herculean feat of back destruction)
No, it’s 5