Veeky Forums humour thread

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DELET THIS

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That's pretty much all the fit-related stuff I got on my phone, friends

Your turn

thankyou for posting friend :^)

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Lmao, I remember this

Do you have the thread along with this pic?

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kek

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I hate this one because I always have to read it.
It's just so good.

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>to increase some test scores

Actually made me laugh out loud.

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I'm the opposite. I think I read it twice and then never again. Too much rage even with the happy ending

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Who the fuck wears over ear headphones at the gym. That Shit’ll get so fucking sweaty

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Th joke is she is not his wife so it's acceptable

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What the hell?

people that don't go to the gym to exercise, obviously

Part 2??????

kek was gonna comment on that guy before I read the greentext

lmao i wish i were there

God i wish that were me (emily)

>pick that up
so fucking funny

Fucking classic

manlet hate is still the best

lmao

i can't help being upset by this even though it's objectively retarded
kill me

thats terrible dl form

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Did whoever capped this have one of those malware browser extensions that turns random words on your screen into links to buy targeted products?

> not masturbating to increase, presumably, test scores

Oh man

this gets me every time, bless that user

subtle

>overtrained doing 2pl8 5x10 squats
>whelp time to go back to 5x5
>pic incredibly related

>he wants to be rich and play the piano
>states not having masturbated in four weeks to increase, presumably, some test scores
TOP FUCKING KEK

wait... he did the farting contest while other people were there? Autism

Where's the last panel? Don't lift while high.

Nice digits

hahahha lost

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Kek

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Based otherrealm guardian

this whole thread

top kek

He's right, which is why those roasties were so triggered. A woman is worthless once she's been fucked by someone else already.

Where as you are worthless without having fucked anyone

thank god we're men desu

I love this. user, if you are out there, I love you.

Fuck off with this pedo apologist shit, you faggot.

>everyone is horrified by the idea of using each other's fleshlights and sex toys
>dildo is a sex toy
I wouldn't use someone else's dildo. Funny how you think you're exempt from this.

listen femanon, pussy loses half it's market value when it's taken for the first ride. When you're 25 and have had +10 people inside many lose interest

don't pretend there isn't a difference between whores and chads

Humans have thoughts and emotions, toothbrushes and fleshlights do not. Explain that, atheist

We aren't, a man that sleeps around is just as likely to leave a woman.
Both genders make significantly worse partners the more sexual relationships they've had. And both should have to face the repercussions of their choices.

>be me , frenchfag taking english class in college nearly 3 years ago , began lifting at that time too.
>scottish teacher , talking about the vocabulary of vision in general;
>verbs like oogle , stare , glare and such.
>teacher's asking for more verbs.
>suddenly, I remember browsing fit and seeing "mirin" everywhere when describing a body that is nice to look at.
>retarded self thought that was a real word.
>raise my hand and and say "miring".
>the teacher is confused and says "come again"
>I say "miring , M-I-R-I-N-G , it is to look at someone with a mix of awe and envy"
>teacher says that she didn't know this one and that she'll check it later.
>the whole time my friend was laughing ( He was browsing fit earlier that me) and I didn't understand why.
>mfw I only realise now that I was fucking retarded.

whoever posted this thank you.

RIP rich piano player.

I don't know what to do with this OC or how to name it.

lol

Fuck off yank

Kek

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RIP Rick Panini, my favorite vegan natty samdwich

thats prettt cute user

Idk why I browse these threads, its always the same stuff being recycled over and over like on reddit, but with less oc

>that guy who plays COD inbetween sets

eventually all the cells in the vagina and skin will have been replaced with others, meaning if a woman is abstinent for long enough, her vagina will be a different vagina, ergo, not used goods

Lost

Yeah but there was still a dick in there and that makes it gay

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