>originally went at 0200 >24 hour fitness center, scan cards to get it >on the drive over feel the urge to have massive bowel movement >scan in, gym of course is empty, or so I thought >parking lot had 0 cars in it besides mine when I pulled in >walk in bathroom >all 3 stalls were taken... even a dude in the shower >maybe they ran here... but it’s super odd and the poop is slowly descending so don’t have much time >I go into the WOMENS bathroom which of course is empty >I’ve been to this gym at the exact time, and it’s usually empty until like 3-4am, so I have a little less than an hour to get the fuck out of here >woman enters the bathroom >she runs the sink water and plays music loud on her phone >she doesn’t fucking leave >more women come in to change in the locker rooms >some have finished their workouts and are showering >it’s about that time when the gym staff set up shop and start manning the desk
I don’t know what to do. I’m thirsty and hungry now. I don’t know if I can play off the transgender thing and pretend I intended to go in this bathroom. My phone battery is nearly dead. Please give ideas
Oliver Baker
cut your dick off
Zachary Edwards
Just get out, don't say anything, if the police catches you, just tell the truth. What I'd like to know is why did you go to the women's if you knew that men's are fucking full, what the fuck did you expect to happen?
Adam Young
I figured they would acknowledge that they took all three stalls so if I stepped out and saw them I could just nod my head up and they’d understand, “hey a dude walked in a little bit ago and walked out after walking towards the stalls.”
I need someone who might possibly live near Clark NJ, I need someone to pull a fire alarm but Call the fire department and say it’s a test or something. I’m at 5%
Joseph Smith
leave, and if anyone asks, you identified as female for a little bit and then decided it wasn't for you
Thomas Campbell
I just called the gym saying there is a dude trapped in the woman's bathroom
Jacob Phillips
What I mean is if the men's restroom is full, then women's is gonna be full as well. It's one if the basic rules of shittaking, for fuck's sake.
Adrian Campbell
Actually please do it is probably the only option at this point 7326546239
Caleb Hughes
> This thread
Anthony Parker
Great thread OP , best of luck my friend.
Tell us what gym it is, ill email them
Sebastian Wright
Just say you identify as a woman today. >problem solved
Brandon Anderson
About to call anytime fitness and tell them that there’s a man trapped in the women’s washroom, is that the right one, OP?
Leo Butler
>not raping the hottest one to assert locker room authority
common OP, it's like you've never been to a gym before
Jose Allen
post pic with timestamp for proof, not taking your bait yet
Lincoln Carter
You better get out of there soon before they think you're trying to skip penis inspection. The punishment for that is way worse, trust me. t. dicklet
Jackson Brown
They’re not answering, sorry OP, I tried
Lincoln Torres
Post a picture of the stall door user.
Jonathan Lopez
Wait until there's only one woman left and say >Hey what are you doing in the men's room in a slightly confused but still masculine tone
Andrew Long
hah
Joseph Stewart
This
Carson Bell
wtf man just walk out and ignore everyone then walk to the sink, wash your hands, and walk out if someone says something, just give them the 1000mile stare and ignore them afterwards
Chase Price
I got out...
I ended up turning the valve for the water supply off, the little pipe thing that connects to the toilet and to the wall...and took the small little galvanized flexible pipe thingy out and just waited
Fucking waited until I heard only 1-2 people
I walked out of the stall with the pipe thing... and there were 2 girls in towels that just stared at me in dead silence
I walked out of the bathroom... meanwhile acting like I was inspecting the pipe in my hand
But I don’t know if I can ever go there again. I think they know. I was wearing gym shorts and a white T, plumbers don’t wear that shit.
They are calling my phone now
Pic related
Julian Cooper
what a great day
Nicholas Wilson
> Sir, did you steal part of our plumbing system?
Luke Morgan
Bullshit, post pipe
Jose Price
I’m fucked
Josiah Sanders
>walk into women's bathroom >not enough >steal plumbing from gym >achievement for the day accomplished
Mason Lewis
>turn phone off >don't go back for a week >pretend lIke nothing ever happened
Carter Evans
this is how I would play it
Ryan Jenkins
Better answer before they throw you in the manlet pit user. It’s lonely down here.
Christopher Garcia
Return the pipe you dumb fuck, jezus.
Matthew Hernandez
You could say you were PLUMB out of luck.
Leo Lee
How do they even know it's you?
Caleb Nguyen
Cctv crossed with id card login
Matthew Wright
Either never go back, or answer and explain what happened
Cooper Sanders
include my in the screencap please
Jaxson Morales
>this thread
Brayden Hernandez
...
Camden Hughes
WHATEVER IT TAKES CMON
Brandon Hill
It’s my scan card, you can scan out and it logs your workout time and you can participate in this weird point system and after like 1,000 points you can get a water bottle or a hand towel.
Kill me now
Austin Anderson
my fucking sides. include me in the cap
Landon Robinson
If you stop having autism for two minutes and explain the situation, everything will be fine. I know that's a lot to expect, but please.
Xavier Gomez
...
Brayden Clark
I love you, Veeky Forums
Dominic Perry
Here is your story
You confused the door and you fainted inside
Play dumb. Real dumb. Thats your only way out.
Jace Ortiz
Yup they ... they fucking know
Alexander Hall
This would probably work
Jayden Ward
Give them the pipe back, tell them u took three scoops of preworkout
Michael Butler
Srs. This. Just apologise, admit you were wrong, and say you couldn't think of anything better to do after being trapped in there for HOURS.
Adam Williams
Scratch that. Just bring the fucking pipe back you retard
Nicholas Stewart
>(low confidence) Wow they even know your mental state
Cooper Torres
For god's sake, one of you american cunts call OP's gym and explain the fucking situation for him. Emphasize that OP has heavy autism.
I'm Australian, so doesn't work with my dialect.
Gavin Hernandez
Fucking kek
Ryder Lewis
like there aren't aussies in the US
Carson Wilson
I don't want to pay international rates.
Luis Nguyen
LOLOL
Christopher Nguyen
Shown us the pipe. You're quite committed to this larp.
Colton King
My sides are in fucking orbit holy shit OP
Jace Fisher
...
Luke Kelly
I did this at uni once, just walk out and keep walking until you're in your car. Leave the gym and never come back.
Charles Peterson
It’s in my car, in class now I’ll upload pic
Cameron Lopez
>white sip
Thomas Powell
Great thread OP
Nicholas Morgan
Aka hold on gotta run to the hardware store for a pipe
Christopher Foster
Send the gym staff a link to this thread
Austin King
Never change Veeky Forums, you autistic white sip pipe thieves
Jace Thomas
put me in the /r/Veeky Forums screenshot and remember to thank the backsnap gorilla
Ryan Nelson
I'm a plumber. I will check out the pipe he posts. I'm going to see this thread through to the bitter end.
Mason Wright
>sipboy all is forgiven brother
Evan Powell
>Veeky Forums goes in women’s locker room >stays there for 5 hours in the stall >takes apart plumbing in order to have an alibi >takes plumbing connector >leaves gym >doesn’t even work out >goes to class while Anytime Fitness is blowing his phone up >sipping on a white sip
Zyzz in heaven is disappointed.... disapointed af
Parker Wright
someone email the gym this thread
Justin Bell
This better be included in new year's comic.
Anthony Wilson
Zyzz is in Hell
Leo Wright
So instead of walking out of the stall and explaining to any possible woman that gets triggered that the men's rooms stalls were full, you made it a lot worse and broke and stole from their plumbing. You're so autistic you deserve what's coming.
Nathaniel Young
home gym master race
Lucas Roberts
Pls respond OP we need to see the pipe
Samuel Turner
This, shit like this doesn't happen if you work out at home
Jeremiah Gray
please be real you're so socially impaired you're almost cute
John Turner
the biggest problem ive ever had whilst lifting at home was activating my almonds
Cameron Hill
It’s this thing
It was connected to the toilet to the wall
Aaron Martin
just bring it back and admit you fucked up boyo
Caleb Adams
Great job OP
Zachary Gutierrez
alpha as fuark.
Leo Watson
MADMAN A D M A N
Jace Cooper
I’m at work and laughed out loud thrice, thanks.
Jeremiah Myers
How do we know that's not the one from your toilet?
Gavin Cruz
right when I start to question why I ever come here, shit like this pulls me back in
Matthew Rodriguez
Holy shit this thread is golden
Jayden Brooks
L E G E N D A R Y
Camden Hughes
...
Parker Sanders
Send them mail saying you'll cut it up and send it in pieces if they don't pay your ransom of $6.49 (the exact price for premium chicken tendies)
Chase Walker
Someone send this thread to the gym staff Mr. Hanley at Anytime Fitness
Lucas Martinez
Oh wait Hanley is OPs name. Anyway let's send this thread to Anytime Fitness just for laughs.
Parker Watson
Why is this guy able to lift at a gym and I’m too afraid to use the bench?
Benjamin Davis
...
Josiah Perry
Mods pls delete thread
Will return pipe and restore diplomatic relations with anytime fitness
Carter Reed
You know they will get angrier the longer you wait, you can also get threads from the archive again.
Lincoln Walker
I still think you're larping. why didn't you take a pic of the stall?
Mason Perry
this
Gabriel Adams
Imagine how the poor gym staff feel. They're probably worrying the way you did when Kristen didn't answer.
All they can think of is you being plowed by Chad.