It's penis inspection today

>it's penis inspection today

>finally made it out of the dicklet pit
Feels good man

thread died for this etc. ...

>3 am alarm didnt go off
>miss my 1 liter whipping cream protein shake
>get to gym
>surprise weigh in
>scale reads 199.6 kg
>Mogged out of the men's section of the gym
>stuck working out with stinky twinkie's for the next month

What is the problem with penis inspection anyway?

> got gf
> sleep deficit because of all the fucking at night
> miss workouts because of morning fucking
> no more protein shakes because can't have toxic farts when living with someone
> gains lost forever
> tfw gf

Gains goblins are real.

>tfw a group of manelts escaped the pit last night and stole a bench, and all the dumbbells.
The entire night watch is having to pay out of pocket for it. Glad my rotation wasn't this week.

I'm absolutely a faggot for asking but what is "mogged" and where did it come from? I've seen it a dozen times.

>it's penis inspection today
is that a real thing in the us of a?

It's a standard practice in all developed countries

Do some cock pushups for that sick dick pump

It’s how we figure out who is white.

>It's how we figure out who is uncircumcised
I fixed it for you

> implying jews are white

Jews are circumcised and therefore not white

On a second thought mudslimes are uncircumcised, so nevermind what I said earlier - circumcision can't indicate whiteness

What shithole gym do you go to?

mudslimes all get circumcised you fucking shithead

>tfw grower
>tfw can't even get half-chub in public due to nervousness
REEEEEEEEEEEEE I SWEAR ITS BIG WHEN FULL MAST

>tfw 15cm

AMOG = Alpha Male of Group. When someone shows his dominance over you, he 'mogs ya

Just think about it dude. You don't want to run a gym where guys with deformed penises are using the equipment, liability and such

>tfw muscly handsome 6'2" Aryan but they took my glorious foreskin for their weirdo rituals when I was babby

What age?

Are you retarded? All Moslems are circumcised