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What happened??

>he's not a manlet
Never gonna make it

Lol that's Eric Helms from 3DMJ. He looks like he just realized that Andrea Valdez is an annoying fake who wormed her way onto their team and now they can't get rid of her without a PR scandal. Good job, Eric.

>I wanna fucking crush his face
I want to crush your face you wimp

Yfw I'm op, and I bought the only one

Forgot pic

I wish. Then I'd have an excuse

Grow up before you get bitch-slapped you fucking girl.

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It's a Friday night and we don't have enough staff so we're getting bum rushed, so I'm already in a bad mood.

In the UK we have a table service feature where we bring your food to you if you request via kiosk, we don't know the food belongs to you unless you have your receipt out clearly presented.

This bald obese dude orders via table service and I'm literally walking around for a good 3 mins until he shouts that I have his food. Whatever, annoying but no biggie, I need to get back quickly so I can assemble other orders. 10 mins later, he does the exact same thing. I politely let him know that he should have his receipt laid out clearly so I can get him his food quicker (win-win for both of us right?). Then he proceeds to laugh in my face like I just told him the funniest joke ever. Pure cunt. Combine this with my already bad mood.

You wish, cunt.

Im serious you little faggot.

i don't wish,i know you little prick
Then again you are from the UK,you really don't matter you subhuman piece of trash.

>In the UK we have a table service feature where we bring your food to you if you request via kiosk, we don't know the food belongs to you unless you have your receipt out clearly presented.
We have that here you stupid retard,but we have numbers to take to the table,big white numbers.
Why are you faggots in the UK so stupid?

That's why i really hope I'll never have to work retail or any shit that needs interaction with people. Just the fact that it was a fat cunt gets me fumming.

That's pretty sad bud. But hey I remember telling people to kill themselves back in high school. Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

Rude. All I get is a receipt that says Zone x (the zone you are sitting in) and Number xxx (your order number).

If a customer is Zone 2, No 47. I go to Zone 2 to find number 47 which is easy if you have your receipt laid out which will say No 47, Zone 2.

If you hide your receipt then I will be walking around Zone 2 which is full of at least 35 people trying to find you while I have a full screen of other orders I need to assemble.

>leave home for work
>drive 2 blocks and hit the curb
>flat tire
>proceed to change it
>the anti theft nut seems stuck
>"it's okay I lift heavy things STR > DEX"
>eventually it's head starts giving in, ends up deformed so I cant get any grip for it

I ended up driving to a tire shop nearby where I got grift for the 5 minutes it took the guy to take the nut out hammering it with a rod.

Ok

You saying the bigger hammer theory doesn't work?

Again stupid. Use numbers table 3, table 4,table 5 etc etc. Fucking erotrash morons.

You still need to do autist. You have an anger management problem,who's the man-child?? Hint,it's you

fit, I’m just a lucky guy.

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Kys now you faggot

Even better is getting your fattass up and getting the order next to where u pay

I would but they put those stupid kiosks in so they didn't have to pay worthless faggots like you $15 an hour. They only have a skeleton crew.See what you did loser by asking for more money?
Fyi, i rarely eat at McDonalds.

I feel good, hit a new squat pr today

Maybe you should do the job you get paid for without going into a retard rage?

I prefer when people use kiosk so I don't have to waste time taking your order and can focus on other duties, I just don't like table service when I've got a full screen of orders and retards don't show their receipt.

Do you have a job? Do co-workers, managers, clients do shit that annoys you? should you put up with everything?

>Do you have a job? Do co-workers, managers, clients do shit that annoys you? should you put up with everything?
I own the company so yes i do put up with things that annoy me,you know why? because at the end of the day they are the ones who out food on my table and gas in my car and a roof over my head.
Table service is being pushed on the customer's as a convenience to them,the ones who pay for the things you need. Stop complaining about it. Suck it up. That's life.

>implying i work at a degenerate place like mcdonalds
And i too dont go there, or any fast food place. But from where i am, u use a "kiosk" touchscreen thing, make ur order. Then u have 2 people on the counter, one to pay (then they make it), and another to get ur order. Pretty simple

id rather kill myself then work on food service or retail or any shit like that

g-good...

Whoa calm down soyboy, a 2plate bench won't protect you

>Stop complaining about it. Suck it up. That's life.
ah sorry for not being a good goy and sucking the customers dick.

I'm going to school and getting a new job so I can't give 2(Two) fucks about treating annoying cunts with respect. Nice or just normal people get treated fairly by me.

>I'm going to school and getting a new job so I can't give 2(Two) fucks about treating annoying cunts with respect. Nice or just normal people get treated fairly by me.
You won't get far with that attitude

Just finished getting home and taking a shower after the quickest pump and dump I've ever had. Usually have to wait till I get'em drunk but this one was all business.

More than happy to prove you wrong, fucking codger

Ok minimum wage boy, The way you sound,you'll be fired alot. Happy to prove me right. Fucking retard

Pretty fucking amazing, to be honest. My new diet is so healthy that it's forcing me to feel awesome.

I am increasingly nervous about my job situation, though.

>implying I'm on minimum wage
>implying I wouldn't be fired already using your retard logic, except my managers love me
>implying you're not retarded

I'm good at managing the anger. I do it all the time. The last time I actually lost it was 10 years ago

no way mate thats not helms pic related is helms

Started spending all my free time drinking coffee and listening to black metal again after at least 6 months of pure sobriety and not listening to much music at all. I don't feel well anymore but man do I have a lot of energy.

about to get stoned and play some SQUAD

This hurts

Talked to a girl from church that I've been interested in. She gave me her number and seems to be interested as well. She's an absolute normie and a 6/10 but I have a good feeling about her. She might even be a virgin. Wish me luck, boys. Will report back with progress

You can never go wrong with church girls, especially if you get to know her and she really is about the Faith.

>hanging out with short qt with the craziest icy blue eyes I've ever seen in my life at church
>talk about literally nothing for hours
>say hug and say goodbye, she says we'll see each other next time
>mfw forgot to ask for her damn number
>mfw the wait begins

Wew, I know the feeling. If you're serious about a girl you sometimes go full spaghettimode.
>tfw smoother than James Bond around college thots
>absolute retard/autist around good girls

After taking 400mg of zinc the other day I woke up feeling half dead.
I then proceeded to eat EVERYTHING over the last couple of days and walk around either 3/4 or fully painfully erect.
I've been binging and tired and short tempered as fuck.
I'm going to workout hard tonight super hydrate then fast for the next 24hours. I don't like feeling like I have a food hangover.
I don't like using food as a drug or feeling like I did.

yeah then you can wait until marriage to take her virginity!

>32 days of nofap
>3 days into lent of absolutely no porn
>want to look up gapeme8 as soon as i get on the laptop
>coming to terms with what i've seen others say... it was about the porn all along

Why?
Dude has his life together

i read all angry Veeky Forums posts in master shake's roid torso voice

that was a well done picture

god dam dude 400mg? I take 50mg of a zinc a day and I fucking feel it. Makes my dreams vivid af, but also slows down my digestion. I have to eat a lot more fiber. You should watch for Zinc poisoning, it can kill you at doses over 300mg

I am 23 years old and have only ever been to doctors to check up on my health which has always been perfect

I have perfect straight teeth from birth (plus wisdom teeth still intact) perfect eyesight perfect hearing and i am 6"2

I'm the guy who posted the greentexts about women being pathetic in physical activities so you know i do shitloads of high risk adrenaline stuff and i have never been seriously hurt whatsoever. I did 5 amateur mma fights and won 4 of them, i have never broken a bone in my life and all my ligaments are intact.

I'd be the cunt hiding in a bush bashing your head in from behind.

I'd fuck you up bitch. Come at me.

Have you ever lived like this? It wears you down. I only lived the cubicle life for 3 years but it nearly drove me crazy. Left the industry and never looked back. Now I own a small antique shop and wake up every day loving my life, even though I make a lot less money.

sounds like you have too much estrogen in ya honey bunny

>he doesn't spend 2+ hours at the gym and does cardio
What a fag

Non anglos are subhuman inbred trash who should be killed like you faggot

>hur dur I want to fight
You belong in a zoo you savage.

Have you had your soy today beta faggot?

>The last time I actually lost it was 10 years ago
That's great. I wish you the best.

You are so edgy.and so very retarded. You are nothing but a keyboard warrior who is a coward.

Why did you tell me this?

Okay I guess.
Caught a cold once again but managed to go to the gym.
I was pretty tired but it turned out to be a nice workout.

I have been depressed since about ten minutes ago. I try and just weigh myself once a week, in the morning. Hoping I lost something.

4 weeks ago, start eating strict healthy. 1200 calories. No, I'm not cheating. I have been measuring and counting in MFC like an OCD bitch. I lose 5 lbs the first week. Down to 190.

Week later, no weight loss. I start walking at work during breaks.

Next week NOTHING. still 190.

Decide maybe I need to gym. Went four times this week. 2 lifting and 2 doing cardio. An hour each time. Continue walking at work. Continue eating 1200.

190 this morning. WTF is wrong with me?

Can't get to the gym right now because my car's inspection sticker is up. Kinda pissed about that, but it'll get done.
Hungry because I'm on hour 144 of my current fast.

did e after a few months. Had great night, actually in progress of making a new friend with who im very similar with. feeling a little shitty, but it'll pass