Lifting for girls

>lifting for girls
>not lifting for your pets
You will never make it if you have this attitude, Veeky Forums

No joke I feel bad about being not in peak shape with a puppy.

Going to do as many pull-ups as I can now. Thank you.

>shitty pushup form
>dog bred for niggers

>implying my dog care about my fitness
>implying she just doesn't want to be loved instead of me disappearing to the gym everyday

>Not taking your dog to the gym and getting swole with him

My kitty always greets me when I come home from the gym and asks me if I made any new gains or hit any new PRs. Then I drink my whey, cuddle with her for a while, make myself dinner and make her some nice food and later she falls asleep while I pet her.

I'm not normally a cat person but that sounds like a good kitty.

>and asks me if I made any new gains or hit any new PRs
Autism?

>Not conversing with your pets
Gtfo

People who don't talk to their pets are more likely to be autistic, user.

>not having a home gym
>not lifting with your cat for motivation
My gains have skyrocketed since he started working in

There's the difference between talking with your pet and interpreting the sounds of your pet.
>asks me if I made any new gains or hit any new PRs
>ASKS ME

>his cat doesn't put a paw on his biceps and looks up to him questioningly
Wew, bet she eats food at some other house when you let her out as well, get cat-cucked.

>not having a psychic link with your pet
Are they even a part of your family bruh?

I talk to my dog all the time. Tell him about my life too.
Legit part of bonding with a military dog.

Was looking at dog handling in the army. What are the prospects like?

>befriended a stray cat that started sleeping the front yard
>every morning I'd catch her sleeping in the bushes when I went to the gym
>come home to find her waiting by the door
>sit outside and enjoy glorious post workout meal together
It's really not the same now that she's gone

The dog, as terrible as he is, will eventually bond with you. Requires maintenance, care, exercise, you knowing what to read on the dog and most of all patience.
Also, a lot of modesty since no one actually masters anything in dogs. Believe me.
Ceser Millan's teachings don't really translate to military working dogs.
Fun life, lot of dog shit.

>tfw no dogfriend

>Had to get my 15 y/o dog put down last summer
I miss him so much

just get a new one lol

>she's gone
Why didn't you keep it?

>parents put my cat (that I had my entire life) down while I was at boarding school
>ask my parents "where's polly" about 30 minutes after I got home.
>they struggle to tell me that they had to put her down because she got really sick
>sit on porch and start to silently weep
>realise my cat would usually keep me company in times like this
>*weeping intensifies*

That was 10 years ago, it only hurts when you remember.

I lift for my budgie, hes bro always mires me.

>sit on porch and start to silently weep
>realise my cat would usually keep me company in times like this

Fuck them for not letting you say goodbye. Parents are real pieces of shit sometimes.

>had my buddy since I was 4
>just got too old
>eventually started falling behind in the walks but he never complained
>had trouble getting up but he never complained
>wanted to be with the family regardless of how it hurt to walk or stand
>always smiled and always wagged his tail
>couldn't stop limping but he never complained
>would try and defend the home from random noises even though it took him so long to stand up

I told myself I'd call it when he stopped being a puppy but he never did, his body just slowly lost the ability to let it out. I miss you big guy

>be snake owner
>lift to ensure I can still handle my lil' worms when they become fuckhuge
>no matter how strong I get they can still likely choke me out without even trying once they get full grown
>tfw you'll never be able to out-muscle your python with your pythons

A-atleast they provide motivation to make it.

user have you ever been around an animal before? You don't seem to know how it works.

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>cat is 21
>all he does all day is sleep and sometimes eat food
>losing his vision
The guy is awake for like 3 hours a day, I've had him since I was like 6 years old I'm scared boys

>polly
death was a mercy

its actually an English breed, and as the son of a dog trainer they're actually really nice to people naturally, it's just they're abused at 5 times the rate of all other dog breeds. they do have a very high prey drive and since they were bred to fight other dogs you have to socialize it early and often.

>tfw doggo is getting old
he's still so young in spirit but the age is really catching up

>realise my cat would usually keep me company in times like this

>>cat is 21
Thats really really old for a cat, you better prepare yourself for the inevitable.

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its coming soon my man, i remember my dog was 18 y.o and he started to only sleep and barely eat..later on he stoped eating or drinking water and we had to put him down.

My cat is 16 years old, had him through a shitty childhood when he was pretty much all i had. I have a home gym and he always sits near me and just chills while i do my routine. Hell he won't even eat if i'm not home that fucker is attached as fuck. I have no idea how i'm going to deal with him dying.

My cat was put down by the vet yesterday

A push up is a push up. As long as you get full range of motion position doesnt matter. We used to have our arms wide as possible to make the range of motion about 2 inches as a joke since we were being forced to do them. Same for pull ups but the bars always get in the way.

>my dog died 17 years ago and I still think about him every day

cute as fuck lad

dude you're a faggot

Gainz fairiy kitties


This is my dog. She and I go on hikes every Saturday. I lift so that I can carry her easily for miles if anything happens to her while we’re hiking. She’s a good girl.

he's watching you bro. make him proud

Good. Cats are for crazy women and faggots.

I take it it isn't an infantry role?
It's classed as a medical role where I am, I have a friend who was US army and ended up as a dog handled and special forces. Don't know how likely it would be to get there or how easy though. It does sound like a lot of fun, I fucking LOVE dogs.

Fuck bros.
I feel for you.

agreed. chain together your dog ownership so u never feel any grief, only the joy of owning a dog

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That is a pretty fucking kitty, man, holy shit. Give her extra pets for me. I miss my catbro. Fucking cancer.

>doggo is weird as hell
>Pretty sure he was born disabled
>has protected me from literal puts and niggers despite being a medium dog at best
>Notice yesterday his eyes are slowly going milky white
>His hearing is also going
>He still greets me at the door when I get home, even though he can only find me by bumping his nose straight into my leg
>I see him getting older day by day and it's breaking my heart

Don't know what I'm going to do when he gets too old, guys. I moved out of my parents house promptly at 18 just so I didn't have to get rid of him

One day I got home late from work and she wasn't there. Never seen her again. I kept leaving out food, but it went untouched. I like to think she's still out there somewhere leaving half eaten rats by people's doors.

She showed up at the perfect time when I was at my worst with depression, then disappeared when I started getting better. Talk about a blessing.

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[spoiler]there was no cat[/spoiler]

What a twist

Me and cat sharing our gains

Oh shit! Now I'm scared.

I miss my cat to be honest lads

>lifting for your pets

>they're actually really nice, you just have to socialise more carefully with them while they're young than any other dog breed or they'll use they're specifically selected fighting instincts to maul your kid to death
Oh OK sure, cool dog

>Open mouth
I fucking hate numales

What things did he try to eat to end up with teeth that bad?

I'm in my national Air Force's Military Police . We (Airmen) use our dogs to guard and attack, we also train combat with them. Mostly GSD and some Malinois.
Sargeants get explosive or drug sniffing Labrador
It's one of the most rewarding experiences in my life to be honest and I'm super happy to have chosen it.

I lift for the squirrels at the local park. Even enjoy feeding them an almond after hitting them gym.

having pets is disgusting
especially if that pet is an ugly hellhound

Damn man that sounds really cool. You know how in fantasy we have druids or elves fighting along side some beasts and understand them through some mind link shit. Military dogs are basically the same to us. It sounds so alien.

>move into my own apartment for the first time almost 2 years ago
>1st floor, small space allowing cats to jump onto balcony
>one day I'm browsing 4chins and a random cat walks into my living room, plonks down on the middle of the floor and falls asleep

The day I got my best friend.

Not very relevant but this reminded me of the user who helped his cat bulk and I really want to know how it turned out.

so insecure, i pity you

That's so cosy user. Give him extra belly rubs for me

That sounds great user

Fuark. What a great cat breh.

My dog is 6 years old and I'm thinking about feeding him organic food, maybe some raw. I want him to be healthy and happy.

Anyone here spend a ton of $$$ on their dog's food?

Thanks brehs, she's only 2 so many happy years ahead

Cats are for prissy faggots, do some squats so you can get toned ass muscles for Tyrone you flexing faggot

Cats can't have autism, retard

how do you know its age if it's a random cat that just plonked down on your floor

I own an English Bulldog who is super confused when I exercise on the floor. Maybe something like in OP would be nice.
Also he's already 5 and they're supposed to only last 8 years on average, getting sad already.

A lady that lives around here fed her since she was a kitten but was unable to take her because her cats did not like her

>love dogs
>be allergic as fuck
well then

How allergic? there are treatments for it from pills to injections

Am not a cat person but
>would cuddle with at night/10

>tfw got a cat from the shelter
>tfw it's the best cat i ever got

That is one happy looking pupper!

This whole thread is bringing back memories of pets I never forgot but never saw again.

I started doing cardio properly because I had to take my husky out for a walk/run.
Eventually got to a point where she would get tired before me, which meant carrying her back part of the way. Makes me feel good outrunning the doggo ,then people seeing a dude carry a husky around

Same bro. I had my girl since I was a kid. She was my best friend. I don’t know if I can ever get another dog. ;_;

>*hugs you*
It’ll be okay, user-kun.

Fuck off, Muhammad.

top sides, woke up my wife from laughing

>beating a sled dog in endurance

Either the dog is fat, not a husky, or you live in tropical heat?

A and C, was my brother's dog for a while, and he barely took her for a run so it grew up pretty sedentary.
I live in Straya, I try to take her out when it's as cold as possible, but usually that means anywhere between 10-20C.
My goal is to make this enough of a routine that she gets in shape and starts dragging me around again.

>have 2 long haired cats
>have dog
>be allergic as fuck
worth it

>Puppers is my running buddy
>Finally took him on a full 5k the other day
He was pretty tired, but didn't seem to phase him much. I've been *slowly* increasing his mileage and time.

My dog died last fall though.

What does Veeky Forums think of ATHLEAN-X?

>ex gf "lost" my dogs today
>should've taken them with me
>demanded she kept them
>racked with guilt, saddness and anger, my best friends are probably dead or are going to die alone
>mfw

Nice pupper, how old?
Mine is 8 months old probably still a bit young for any lengthy run

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