Tinder bread, tell me what to say Veeky Forums. I doubt she'll reply
What mode is harder to escape, Skelly or Skinny fat?
Tinder bread, tell me what to say Veeky Forums. I doubt she'll reply
What mode is harder to escape, Skelly or Skinny fat?
Skelly because at least a skinny fat eats food.
Improper English. Unmatch her quick
Skelly for sure.
I had to spend about a year just training myself to eat at maintenance, and the next two years pushing myself to eat at a surplus to gain weight. Meanwhile my formerly fat friend starts lifting and slowly changing his diet and has size/strength advantages over me pretty much instantly.
Let me lick that clit.
stop speaking like a nigger
skelly because they dont like eating food
if dubs,
"nice hair, do u like it pulled??"
Do you speak like you type? Dumb bitch.
Do it OP
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This gon b gud.
Very nice
absolutely IN
>tfw you don't live in an anglo country where you can do pull these great lines
I would give it all up to live in a non-Anglo country
Where do you live? Swedenistan?
norway
the double question marks make you sound like a psycho
La cretura...
>her name is aliyah
>not making a plane crash joke opener
should have gone with "i hope you are like the singer aaliyah and like going down fast"
The cute girl I'm talking to always uses double question marks and double exclamation points when she uses them.
I assumed/hoped it meant she was just engaged with our conversations.
I'm autistic, what the fuck do i put in my bio?
pls help
dick lover
Will kill enemies for sexual favours.
Dubs confirm.
I’m just fucking thrilled someone here is old enough to know and remember who Aliyah was.
you know whats crazy
the girl in OP's pic is 18, meaning she was born in 2000 or maybe 1991
aaliyah died in 2001
lel
black people dont let other people touch their hair btw
user DONT put this in your bio it's a troll post
this. cant stand ebonics using white people at all. its cringy
obviosly they don't want to expose their baldness
She looks better than white people.
thats beside the point, op fucked up bigly he will not hear back from her
Haven't heard back from all 3 of my matches this week and they were not as cute as her
Don't overthink it, I made a tinder 12 hours ago with pic related, Sitting at 40 ish matches
what the fuck is that outfit/hair
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damn real potential if you were't a giga-manlet
Its called the don't take tinder too seriously and thots will come
He's obviously trolling with the stats, still looks kinda short
Whats your real height?
lul why so much gay trolling?
kek show some convo
>just bee yourself
t-thanks Veeky Forums
any update on the brisbane user from last thread?
Lul I see what you mean, what I'm trying to say is just restrain your effort, or atleast make it look like youre putting in minimal effort- this goes for profile and messages
Two Big Macs have been deposited in your account
>Microwave/dishwasher safe, made in USA.
>Whichever way I swiped it was by accident
>Looking for someone to hang out with and explore [city]
How's that?
5'9 (5'8)
>Microwave/dishwasher safe, made in USA.
wtf does that mean
Wow, if he keeps this up, by the end of the month he'll have a full meal
MAN I DONT FUCKIN KNOW HE SAID DONT THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT
FUCK YOU
Dubs. Go.
Wheres the improper english? Goof?
what the fuck is that hair
what kind of name is that?
if youre 6 ft plus just
'6'1' / 6'2'
or
looking for mia khalifa
winner
What the fuck are you, a reptilian or a gray
Ayy
HAHAHA
Nice one.
are you a homeless
checkd
this
well thats actually pretty funny with that bio. post some funy convos plz
"it's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you"
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Someone told me that if at first I don't succeed, i should dust myself and try again.
Fuck you beat my dubs. Winrar
I actually am 6'1. Won't it seem like bragging?
Pretty quick response
Do you like a dick that hangs lower than the balls or balls that hang lower than the dick. please respond
either you're trolling or you're a nigger
Why would she do that.
>if you a goof, you doing it right
proper english would be
>if you are a goof, you're doing it right
ayy
Nice
Convos are in the making- only had Tinder for half a day, will report to fit as they come.
follow it up by "dumb cunt"
This. shes probably a freak that likes to be abused judging by that haircut.
tell her her name is saying "you a bitch" in a kiwi accent
I'll get you run up on real quick nigga.
Yes
Pic related, haven't started any convos yet. Someone give me an opener and I'll send it out to a few thotties
"No, you are not challenging me, mentally"
Sounds Ethiopic desu
>maybe you could glue it to my dick next, using my cum as the glue
say that faggot
She always said I was fucked in the head.
rollingg
Convo's moved on past that. Check replies. I'm not counting this one.
Tell her it's because all the blood has flown from your head to your dick.
There you go, you missed your chance to set her straight by calling her a dumb cunt
What a dumb bitch, tell her your friend thinks she's a dumb bitch
Holy shit trips, its destiny
no, but I will leave you physically challenged after i fuck your brains out then throw you out the window of my 10 story flat
77 This
anything else this
are you an archaeologist?
I want to see your Georgina.
damn you're desperate if you'd sleep with a girl like that
RESPECT THE TRIPS
Be patient with me I have autism
Not the same guy.
answer the question please, what the FUCK were you thinking when you got that haircut? Were you high? Blackout on xanax?
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