Dad's dick is 10 inches

>dad's dick is 10 inches
>mine is only 3.8'

End me brehs

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if your dad knows about this he's probably terribly disappointed and wants to commit suicife for the abomination micro penis creature he made

>knowing your dad's dick size
OP confirmed faggot

"H-hey D-dad...what's your dick size?"

Lol,why are you such a weirdo?

>dad's dick is 8 inches
>mom's dick is only 4 inches
Who else /bad-genes/ here?

how do I get my mom to suck my dick?

Just means your mom's side is full of micro penises. Get mad at her.

Commit sudoku

My dick is an exact copy of my dads. I remember seeing it when I was little, around age 5 and it looks exactly like how I remember how his dick looked.
Anyone else have your dad's dick?

does penis size come from the mother's side? my wife's brother has a huge peepee, you can see it in his pants and she said she always saw magnum condoms in his room

>white families
kek

I know the father remaining present after the birth of the child is an odd concept for you

>dad 6 inch
>me 4.5x4.5

Tell me about it, creeky ass crackas!

We all know they succin' each other lil white dicks gurl, we all know dis. Them sweet ass lil white boys can't keep up with our African Brothers, that's what happens WHEN THEM BITCH ASS NIGGAS TAKE REAL MEN FROM AFRICA AND SHIP THEM OVER TO A BUNCH OF WHITE BOYS.

>mine is only 3.8'
Erected?

Makes me ill that you know your dad's dick size

Tfw I have bigger dick than my dad
Tfw I am 6.5/5.5 dicklet and a grower at the same time

your mom has a dick wtf?????

>dad's dick 10 inches
cmon senpai...u kno its a hung ass black mamba baka

YAAAAASSSS KWEEN

>dad's dick is tasty, succulent and supple
>mine is unsavory and cum tastes bad
why, god, why

Tell that to eurasian kids in thailand

....did she succc him?

>dad's dick is 10 inches
Does your asshole still hurt?

tfw only 1' soft, yall don't know what it feels like to pull down your pants every time at the urinal because it can't even stick out the zipper

yours doesn't?

My dad has 6 flaccid dick
And i have 3 flaccid dick
End my life

>tfw i only have one dick

>tfw don't have a dick

i'm a girl btw

>tfw i only have 3 balls

>girl
Lol high kek

>dad doesnt have a dick
>mom has one
thanks for the dick genetics, mom

Don't give up too much shit. I know my dad's dick size. Some slut stayed the night at my house and fucked me and later that night fucked my dad. Apparently I'm bigger by a couple inches. SUCK IT, DAD.

>tfw only 1' soft
>1'
>1 foot

tfw ur dads is shorter but girthier than urs

>tfw bigger than dad when both erect

>he thinks he's really his dad
>laughing whores

I hate to be the first person to tell you you're adopted.

But you're adopted

Your dad shouldn't have eaten conventional soy fed chicken, that shit is proven to shrink your kid's dick size.

>dad is 5'4
>mom is 4'8
>tfw 5'4

WHAT THE FUCK DAD YOU COULDNT HAVE ATLEAST MARRIED SOMEONE ABOVE 5FT TALL?

Sauce

Nigga according to my calculations you should be 5'1 You are Lucky that you are the same height as your dad
Unlike me i'm 5'11 but my dad is 6'1.5
Wtf i feel like i failed mother nature for being shorter then my dad i wanted him to be 5'11

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t. concerned frogposter

Why have you seen your dad's huge throbbing 10 incher? That must've been some scenario if he was erect like that.

Then again I know my Dad absolutely dwarfs me, but that's just from seeing him piss sometimes

>Tfw dad has a girthy AF donger
>Tfw mine is about as average as it gets
I'm not even mad

Your flaccid will grow with age

>not being so close with your dad you measure each other’s dicks
You’re probably a nigger.
My dad said he’s proud of my girth.

Count your blessings, many would die to have the ability to perform autofellatio.

>tfw mine is bigger than wife’s dad’s
>tfw jogged him in the gym and she was watching

Feels good to be the alpha male. He knew I absolutely destroyed his daughters pussy, throat and feet that night

>My dad said he’s proud of my girth.

MOGGED FUCK THATS WHAT I GET FOR PHONEPOSTING

>tfw jogged him in the gym and she was watching
Did you at least clean up the equipment?

I hope so

Sick her dick first.

>3.8 feet

Sure thing, dadjogger.