Let's play "would you rather"

6'4 with a 5 inch dick.

>Gibbe da dick b0ss

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I'm 6'3 with both so it don't matter

You're a god m8. Good lifts upon you!

The second so I could become a 6'1'' 8 inch chode chad

This. Biggest girl I'd been with claimed to be obsessed with her skin care and all that, but just always had this... smell to her.

Jesus. First girl I ever dated, I was the one to end things.
Flashback to when she told me, "Good luck finding a girlfriend who doesn't just want you for your ass" during the breakup

Take three inches off my height and I’d still be 6ft

Holy fuck I can't answer this, someone else please do it for me.

I'm 5'11 and my dick is 5.5in

well either way im a manlet so Ill take dick gains for 500

neither, idiots. cooming kills your gains

kys

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Can we add girth I'm 6'3 with a 7in cock but with 4.5in girth. It's pathetic all pain and no pleasure for the girls I fuck

Dick Gains. 1 inch dick length > 1 inch height- no matter what

i can smell it from here

Can I take my entire height and add it to my dick? I'll be like a ken doll with a 6ft cock.

slampig all day every day
>would not pull out /10

I'd take 3' off muh dick for a inch of hight
MFW: 5'5'' girls always say they are surprized at my dick size 7.5'

Wow, just now I realised how comfortable I am with my height and length
Thanks user

sign me up for this dudes deal

Same and I'm only 5'8

problem solved

>2010
That's a Helluva typo. You meant 1992

Call the doctor
Tell him I've crippled my sides

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You get 4 scoops and 30 minutes of mirin and moggin for every glass of soy milk you drink and keep down.
Do you partake?

>She comes back
Or
>He comes back

6'1" 7"
6'3" 5"

Hmm

I´ll take 3 inch off my height and add it to my dick so i become super chad with 9 inch cock and 6´3 height

Neither

Because I'm perfectly contented with the size of both

my fucking sidse

Add height because you can increase the size of your dick without surgery by performing jelqing PROPERLY AND SAFELY as well as using a bathmate
If you are 5.5 now you can become 7 after 2 years

What the fuck? You should be able to trade an inch from your dick for at least 2 inches for your height.

>be 6'5 with 5.9 inch dick
>give 6.9 inch dick to be 6'4
this is no question

I'm 6'0" with an 8" dick, so literally neither

>would you rather
fuck, an actually good premise for a thread

>virgin hambeast with questionable hygiene vs. Veeky Forums megathot feminist
megathot, easy. I can look past anything if you are fit. It means you have integrity instead of being a lazy sow.
in your pic neither of those is a Veeky Forums THOT though

>inch off your dick -> height
>inch off your height -> dick
inch off my dick and add to my height. I'm already 6'0" and 7.5", but my dick is useless if I can't get a woman into bed in the first place

found the dickless manlet

Would you rather be able to do 1/2/3/4 or have a gf

ok my turn.

Would you rather:
>work out 3x / week for 3 years and eat clean, hitting all your macros... but you have an amazing body (whatever that means to you) mog everyone, get constant mires, and slay whatever tinder thots you want
>never have to go to the gym, eat whatever you want... but you're a hamplanet.

Take ten inches off my height so I could be 5 foot even with a 16 inch powercock

6'1'' with 7.5'' x 5.5'' BP. Wouldn't change a thing.

I'm 6'5, 6 inches.
And I'd do neither. 6'5 semi-freak height is best height.

I'd happily go down to 6'1'' in height to get a 8'' penis

so
>be fit
>be fat
?

Be fat. Literally been trying to be fit since 2006. Apparently I'd rather be a lazy fuck than just eat and exercise.

Lel, she's already come back and >she has a dick. What now?

As 5'9" with 5.5" i would easy trade 1" from height. Dwarven aestetics.

manlet

Is this supposed to be a hard choice? Are you so insecure about non-virgin girls that you would actually consider a fat smelly virgin over a fit girl with some experience?

Also if you think you can look past the "smelly" part, you are confirming you never actually had sex.

Me telling you I'm proud of you boy

Hambeast is a guy.

Exact same reaction as Pablo right there, downright disgust

i have a gf and i'd take 1234

I have 2/3/4/5 and a gf

same
bitch can gtfo. I'll drown in pussy when I hit 1/2/3/4

>Veeky Forums megathot feminist
Would just be the misogynist she claims to hate. She would put up with it and just complain with her friends like she alway does.

would take 1234 over gf any day

My dude. Same height and penor. I’d stay where i’m at
>Close enough masterrace

I can bench 140kg squat 180 and deadlift 220 and if I were to choose between that and gf. I would rather keep my lifts. Having both tho is clearly superior

>close bob ples

>everyone on Veeky Forums is 7 inches tall with a +6ft dong

this

There are zero benefits to being fat. Literally just eat in moderation and have what you want.

None, I am very happy with both.

That's a goal dick size

>pic
right
>post
hatefucking feminists is really hot

the guy

either desu

i'd do u bb

no, can mog twinks into giving me their whey already

gf
(currently at 2/2.5/4/4.5 fwiw)

this is a stupid post

im both manlet (5'10) and dicklet 4.3 inch, so it doesnt matter

>>She comes back

As much as I have hoped and prayed for this to happen, I know it isn't meant to be because it just simply wouldn't be the same.

5 11
7inch
im good tnx

5.5 is fine enough. Choose height.

fuck you got me

If he chooses height his dick is now 4.5.
That's unacceptable.

keked pretty hard m8

Already 6'5 and 7.75, always wanted to be 6'4" instead.

>hatefucking feminists is really hot
you're npt wrong, my ex was a feminist and she used to like getting choked and slapped around real hard. also had fantasies about being raped and forcefully impregnated.
shit was pretty fun

Want to hate fuck the one on the right so hard, then go home cry and double down on my efforts to find someone who I actually want to breed

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>Would you rather have the ability to do 30 situps in a row...Or would you rather be able to lift fucking an atlas stone..?

>i crossed the Mediterranean on a pool noodle for this