Since becoming fit I have become quite the mr popular on tinder with hotties such as in picture uploaded

>mfw this legitimately makes my dick hard

Must be hard to woo such a troll

What. The. Fuck.

these brap posters are getting out of hand

Literally a statue body type, except not a Greek one

I usually get ~80 the first week, post your profile.

fuck now i have a fetish to fuck girls painted as statues
doesnt help that im a khv

nah I'm just not in that top 20%, not uggo but not high tier like that.

I'm like maybe a 5/10. I've got 86 current matches, so there's probably more from girls that deleted their account already. That was from a span of me using it for about 6 months, off and on. I don't like to focus on more than a couple girls at a time. So I'd estimate like 5-10 matches a week. I have high standards too, and only swipe on girls I find attractive, so most of mine are 5s or 6s, with the occasional 7.5+ that probably swiped me by mistake.

Who likes the asshole

kill, fuck, marry

kill, marry, fuck is the only right order

Zoseph Zosta

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If you're 18 or 19 years old shits stacked against you. Most chicks I know put an age limit of 20 at least plus older guys generally have nicer photos better bios and are just more interesting

What happened to my brap post? Is the janitor doing it for free again?

What the fuck is wrong with her abdomen bro. Jesus

If it meant anything, it would have stayed

no, its just about attractiveness and whether you have the correct pictures up. no friends, no height, no handsome, no match

you don't need to be objectively amazing. just mog your friends in the pictures you have on tinder

If she looks like that at 18 she's gonna be obese at 25. Also plug your phone in man jfc.

i know that, i'm suggesting that this person is not doing any of the correct things, tindr is a strong measure of your social status and overall physical attractiveness as is IG follower ratio

Not only that, but even slightly attractive girls that "like" anime or video games are fucking lying. Or if the do, they like shit. I don't know how many times I fell into that trap since I've always been a gamer, and I ask them what games they like and the response is always some shit like "lol, I haven't played anything in a long time, but I like kingdom hearts" or "I played Mario once". I'm convinced that these women just get off on nerd lust.

>marysia
>pshek
run

How do you write a good profile bio

Just put your height and ethnicity

I guess she's on tinder so that she can get help from guys painting the interior

I just don't think I'm ready to use tinder yet I think I'm gonna just keep grinding and leveling up then make a profile then

>ethnicity
>huwite

la creatura strikes again

Ogro de las Américas

>please be my BRAP goddess

she must have a rock solid perosnality

iktf bro,

Milk truck just arrive

>girl starts the convo
>hi
>:)
>haha
what is their fucking end game?
if you want the other to carry the conversation at least give them something to work with

fucking kek

>fat bi-
>"I enjoy anime and games"

Yeah sure lets go

>fat
>no tits
but why

They don't want a conversation, faggot. they want you to set up a date

Hotdog down a hallway

Someone said it!

My goal is to fuck someone (I’m counting repeats as half points, girls in a relationship has double, married women as triple) every week. We’re 8 weeks in.
>bdsm qt 1
>doctor qt 1
>college qt 1
>doctor qt .5
>doctor qt .5
>tourist qt 1
>different tourist qt 1
>married qt 3
Right on track. Oh and doctor just had my blood checked for sti/std, all negative.

Think i have made it, hot girl flat asked me to fuck her and sent nudes.

Kept saying you are gorgeous with loads of drooling emojis, asked me to come round tonight and asked if i will be her fuck buddy.

Got a bunch of other girls to meet too, and get a girl message me nearly every day,

Jesus. It seems like Tinder is really all just location. Where do you guys live to find such QTs?

I live in the rural south central US and all I see is just "proud mommy of a 4 year old" and "bigger is better" on fat nasty hambeasts.

Convinced I'm going to die alone and I'm mid-20s.

>it's you again

Why do mods always delete Tinder threads?

No one cares about the profile. I literally have one picture and my bio is "6'5. I hate taking pictures." and I probably get ~5-6 matches a day.

>It's not Fitness related

Fitness dick in some thots

Checkmate mods

Do people on tinder really just meet and fuck then never talk again?
Sounds awfully hollow and depressing

just like your life

That's still better than masturbation, provided you use appropriate protection.

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it really easy, I deleted the app after 2 weeks because it made me feel even more lonely.

Daily calcium intake have been exceeded

>tfw I keep getting tricked by fat girls and their perfect pics
someone just wake me up

She was easy as fuck to find. Told her you post her pictures on porn sites.

for
inväntar svar.

You matched with a statue user

If she crops halfway down her cleavage, swipe left.

I'd kill for some proud mommies. In the DC area, 95% of the women are fat so men have lowered their standards to the point where the 15 remaining extremely hot women will settle for nothing less than a 10. I have pulled quite a few 8-9s from Tinder but they're always thots just looking for a fuck, nothing that I can have something serious with.

Ok, maybe your brave white-knighting will get you that Milktruck. I have standards. gl

I don't want to get HPV so I don't use Tinder.

Success is 100% going to be mediated by location. Kept the exact same profile, didn't change a thing other than location moving from a small rural town in central NY out to a small city and I went from a few matches a week if I was lucky to a few matches a day consistently.

Stop fucking single moms

>3 dates with 3 Claire's this weekend

how are we sure middle Claire doesn't have 3 kids?

Not sure yet user, that's what the date is for, though she's in grad school and hasn't mentioned any babbies.

Also,
>3 dates with 3 Claire's this weekend
>get message from a girl with a different name that I matched
>said she's Claire's sister and wants to vet me before our date
>asks if they look alike
>"you look like you could be sisters but not like twins"
An interesting debacle lmao

Claire 3 > Claire 1 > Claire 2

Claire 2 better be good at sucking dick

>claire 3 better than 1

Fellas, is tinder gold worth it?

seems like it will give you a good boost but it won't do miracles if you have a shitty profile.
But if you are getting decent results already then what's the point?
I mean how many people can you even date at the same time?

neck yourself, claire 1fag

Claire 3 is fucking cute

fuck you you shitmunching burger mongrel

Y I K E S

>he doesnt like pale girls

Post Bailey

She looks huge, probably weights the same as me, nothanks

inb4 low test

>18
>already looking like that
what's going to happen to her at 25 bros?
Also I seriously hope you faggots that are like 26+ don't set the age range that low.

post more claire3

27 here. 18 year olds are fucking easy to impress and get with. They're usually obnoxious and sexually naive, but it's worth it for that Prime Time Pussy. Not many older girls with a tight body like them.

2bh I want to see more claire2.

fuck off claire1 and claire2 fags

it's just curiosity, why did user liked her???
there is something we are clearly missing here.

>already matched with 3 trannies
tinder... tinder has changed.

She looks like 30 user...

>hotties
Your pic is of a fat chick with no tits in a corset that's too small for her (that fat roll at the bottom being pushed into some sort modern art exhibit piece). Then again, compared to you she probably is a "hottie"

No sane decent person puts "video games " as a hobby/interest, even if you do play them. That's not something to be proud of. You're just as bad if you put that in your profile

Is the FBI baiting me?

Jesus you live a pathetic existence. At least whores get paid. Feel better about my own now

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