2018

>2018
>doesn't have a faded undercut

NEVER going to make it.

Guess I'm not enough of a fuckboy for a fade.

>2018
>Still has an undercut that 98% of males already have

They have it for a reason, constant access to fresh young pussy.

the virgin cut

And 98% of guys who have it shouldn't have it because it doesn't suit their facial structure at all.
Far better.

did this board inflate your ego? You're a 6/10 max and your hair is indeed shitty (don't know why you posted it in a hair thread)

you are a fuccboi because you're ugly

how do you make your hair curly like this brehs?

>Not having long hair.

Like, are you trying on purpose to be a pleb or something?

get born like this

Be part Jewish.

what a faggot

>says this
>will never post his own face
Lmaoing at ur entire life

Sorry, I'm not a faggot, OP.

>2000+10+5+3
>he still hasn’t buzzed his hair yet
what’s your excuse?

>2018
>getting a 2015 haircut
Textured highcrop with a double disconnect to a fade or get out
Ps you're never gonna make it

I have a bulb head. This would look terrible on me

i dont have any nonwhite dna in my blood nor am i r-selective so this haircut isnt for me

Nigga you look like Skeet from Jimmy Neutron

And what does your hair looks like?

>haircut

L M A O

this

>going to the salon WEEKLY to fuss over your poofy quiff.
>crying when your little jelly spike isn't quite the way you like it
>handing over your neetbux to a spic so you can look like a middle-schooler forever

no thanks

Your sides are too long faggot, seriously that haircut looks like it was trendy in the early 00's

You look vaguely yet unerringly queer. Rejoice?

Jokes on you I'm balding hahah

aka "im totally not balding, r-right?"

everyone who gets this is just to hide their balding spots or receding hairlines

Yeah, I made that mistake many times before.
My hair just looks way better when I let it grow naturally, I think it's true for most people.
When it gets too long I just use a hair buzzer with the biggest guard and trim all around my head.

have a family tree that looks something like this

What in the autistic fuck

Great idea, get a haircut that needs to be touched up every week.
What a good way to spend your money and time.

2014 called

Best hair is long enough to tie into a tidy bun with a Gestapo schplit on the left or right parting.

Have your great great great grandfather fuck his slave

>short hair

...

Buzzcut, shaved or long hair. Anything else is too stylish to be considered manly and it's literally numale tier.

Based Nononfriend.

>Buzzcut, shaved or long hair. Anything else is too stylish to be considered manly and it's literally numale tier.

what if i buzz the sides of my head and clip the top at a slightly longer length
it looks like some generic military cut but not quite as short as a full buzz

aka Heinrich Himmler haircut

>being this late to the party

>nazi cuts aren't manly

All these trending cuts are 40s military German cuts.

is getting raped by russians manly too?

I'm short hair with fade now

>pic related, the old me

that hair is like a natural pussy repellent

The dude's like a 6-7/10 but your reaction tells me you're a solid 4.

I guarantee you this guy has fucked so much leftist pussy it's ridiculous.

But im growing it out

So he fucked skinny guys with a beard?

You wouldn't?

Disgusting. Get a 1 on the sides and a 3-5 on the top if you want to see a vagina this decade.

>repellant
On the contrary, people thought it was exotic so they weren't drawn to it.

Men, women, I fucked em all.

Just went to the haircut woman and gave her this picture. After it was done she kept telling me how handsome I look and the other hairdresser walked by and said "Wow, what a difference.".

Had something like this previously.

>repellant
On the contrary, people were drawn to it because they thought it was exotic...not my words btw

Men, women, I fucked em all

You forgot children

at this point i'd fuck anything

>> lgbt

I really dont care what thots care dude
Nor other dudes

commit to the hitler youth, no fade needed

Have I made it guys?

2013 meme kys

this guy literally looks gay and that haircut isn't helping

I don't get it. At this point just shave it, grow a beard and some mussels.

C O P E

The only thing I cope for is not lifting when i was younger. And my height.

Post face and body pleb

>low fade

High and Tight is the only way to go

True. If I don't cut the sides short my 5 head stand out and I look like a downy.

Long ginger hair is god-tier grow it out

T R I G G E R E D

I'm 2 fresh 4 these hoes nigga

...

Its platinum blonde

Im going to keep responding cause I respect your bants

>shawshank redemption wife killing banker mode.

>2018
>not having a /a/ haircut

i'm not balding

Number 1 master race reporting in. Fuck your trends.

Redpill me on the high and tight

Too soon dude...

>tfw a 1 on top and a 4 on the sides

>filename

>caring that much about your hair
what are you people, women? do you take an hour to get ready to go out too?

It will forever be too soon.

Gay as fuck

>do you take an hour to get ready
Between shitting, shaving, showering (in that order, I have a system), moisturising and then getting dressed then grooming... yeah. An hour. That shit takes a woman like 3 hours, then they need to do their make-up.

>Not having a v cut
I bet you don't even wear von dutch

Between the time I wake up and the time I head out the door, it's usually an hour. But I do take a 10 minute shower.

I'm not sure how I get this cut, do I just ask the barber for the fuccboi deluxe?

>Shaving part of your head like some retarded numale
>Making it
Lol

if you already have curly hair it depends how tight the curls are, and having it short requires a small amount of styling (usually just running your hands through it while a bit damp can achieve this effect)

that's for niggers
would fuck

>2018
>not having a buzz cut and stubble
>being noticed by senpai or women

I‘m to evil for this
Genius satan, no haircut one year
666 mog

obey

damn dylan where have you been all these years?
nik cruze got you beat btw

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Horrendous

Please user, spoon feed me the meaning of this. I fucking searched the image and everything.

exclent

this isn't a fucking undercut and this mongrel amerimutt has kinky nigger hair and can never do an undercut.
>gas 'em

>having a 2016 haircut

let me guess you still have that "lumberjack" beard you fucking socisl outcast

She was dead when the picture was taken, unbeknownst to the photographer.

classy ivy league cut ala Jensen Ackles or bust

fucking lol at this low class fade trash