Veeky Forums help I'm a virgin and I'm going to have sex soon. What do I do in bed to not make her think I'm a virgin

Veeky Forums help I'm a virgin and I'm going to have sex soon. What do I do in bed to not make her think I'm a virgin

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Foreplay

Don't think too much or else your dick will get floppy

Tell her you're a virgin so you might need a couple rounds to get your bearings, but you're a master of hentai and will be at 110% in no time.

Evil man

OP should already dismiss the whole thing because now he will DEFINITELY have problems with that

Just stride inside her room and say
>"You're on top babe"
then throw off your clothes except for your boxer briefs, lay down and let her do the rest.

protip: as soon as you stick it in you'll no longer be a virgin

Correct. Thrusing your dick at her like a horny cocker spaniel the minute you get your clothes off is a rookie mistake. Luckily foreplay is easy as fuck if you're remotely capable of paying attention - during foreplay, women will do to you the stuff they like being done to them. For example, if she softly bites your lip when kissing, sticks her tongue in your ear, etc, she'll think you "know what she likes" if you just do the exact same shit to her that she did to you (don't mirror her actions straight away though, that'd be weird). On top of that, if you can find her clit and her g-spot you not only won't seem like a virgin but she'll probably rate you better than 99% of her previous partners. Luckily again, the clit and the g-spot are ridiculously easy to find. The clit will feel like a noticeably softer bit of tissue at the top of her pussy, easily differentiable by both your fingers and tongue. If you put your finger(s) inside of her (gently you autist) and make a 'come here' motion along the top you'll feel a spot that's marginally rougher than the rest of the inside of her pussy. If you make sure to apply a decent amount of rubbing and pressure on that spot when you finger she'll come hard. If you do all that she won't give much of a shit about your virgin dick skills.

Just do the most basic shit and fuck her missionary until you cum. It's going to happen to fast and then she will make an off hand comment on it just dont sweat it.

The rest of the night you are going to fuck her like 5 times. If you're having a hard time concentrating just turn her around and take her from behind it's way better and easier imo

Really remember to turn her around at some point doggy is just so better

I just got a hooker bro. I just went to vegas and got a hooker to get over the initial barrier. Remember your gf is gonna ask your mom how many ex's you have and she'll tell her everything. You're also gonna have to give tons of oral to compensate. If she gets disgusted by it then she's a damn slut and you shouldn't feel bad.

Plus, in my experience, I usually last a lot longer after a good amount of foreplay. If she cums before you get your dick in her you've already won

I feel like you have to finish to not be a virgin, not just have your dick in a vagina.

Also, is there a lesser non-virgin threshold for getting a blowjob.

Is there a sex-philosopher? Can I get a job as a sex-philosopher?

This but don't forget to flex a cep first

Be sure to have her swallow your load then ghost her afterwards.

Foreplay is for cucks. Do what you want and state it from the get go.

tell her and let her take care of everything!

shoo shoo gains goblin

skip foreplay go balls deep yell as loud as you can when you blow your load look her deep in the eyes and ask her if she'll marry you. You got this kid also remember condoms are for cucks

>All these redditors raving about foreplay
The only notable advice I noticed are these
Mine is to tell her to undress, then tell her to lay down, grab her by the neck and fuck her on your knees.
After you cum, you leave for a while to make her feel like a worthless object before coming back and tell her you want to do it again.

take viagra
make her suck your cock
then tell her you are going to fuck her doggy style

I did this my first time, I was 21 and she was 20 and much more experienced than me yet it worked. Also I went without a condom and she didnt give a fuck. I kept fucking her for a long time

>wanting to please a woman instead of letting her please you

fake it

also

It's like the faggots in here haven't even read Sex & Character

>cringe
Don’t leave her, fuck her again you idiot! You do still have a functioning libido right?

I think honesty in this situation is the best route.. tell her you are going to need a few rounds to get the hang of it.

>tell her to undress
do you also tell people bringing you gifts to unpack them for you?

>tfw 19 and still virgin because couldn't get hard 9 times in a row
I'm not even gay, unironically tried to fuck a guy but I ran into the same problem.

ITT: virgins try to explain having sex

Girls don't care if you're a virgin or not, and she'll be able to tell if you are anyways. Just tell her, she'll be happy to take your virginity

Yes, I should be treated like a monarch.

Brilliant

Stop fapping

>tried to fuck a guy
dude youre gay

I'm talking about like a 5 minute pause here buddy, or else you'll just make her dizzy from strangling her too much or break through her cervix. Except if that's what you're planning.

It was only because I couldn't get it up with the chicks, figured it was worth trying if not just to rule it out.
Probably a good idea. I jerk off 3-4 times daily to weird fetish porn.

Maybe you should indulge your weird fetish

>"Hey uh, I have this weird fetish"
>"ooh~ that's exciting user. What is it?" *bites her lips*
>"I want to cross-dress, suck on a banana and punch your gut while you shit on my stomach"
Yeah, I can't imagine this going well for the guy you're replying to.

Whatever you saw in porn, forget it.

Foreplay, pretend you are some fucking GOD of sex that everyone woman wants and make out with her, feel her up get the engine running.

Then when you have sex don't go in and out like an aspie, go in in like a grinding motion and then come out and keep doing that. That's how you stroke a woman down, if you just go porn style in and out she prob will hate it.

w-what if its bbc cuck porn

>I jerk off 3-4 times daily to weird fetish porn.
Obligatory

dont pay attention to the roastie
if she thinks you are a vrigin, you are fucked

>Bullshit: The Post
Gonna agree with on this one, you sound like a woman and the last thing a man should do is take a woman's advice on how to be more of a man. You should probably only tell her you were a virgin afterwards if it went well (which it probably won't).

If you fuck her missionary put your arms under her legs behind her knees and spread her legs and kinda tilt her hips back, lets you slide in your dick easily at the right angle

If you fuck her doggy push her upper torso down, maybe pull her arms back toforce it down, same principle gives you the best angle.

This. Especially the come her g-spot motion. It will feel like a walnut shell when you’ve found it. Also don’t just stick you dick in and start going at it. Slowly put just the tip in then pull it out a little, if you have a thick head this drives them crazy. Then try pushing your dick up and hitting the g spot a few times. Then slowly penitrate full and whisper in her ear “holy shit you pussy it so fucking tight”. Kiss her on the side of her neck while you stroke. Shift your hips side to side to penertrate from different angles. Try chocking her too, like don’t cut off her air flow but pinch her veins with your thumb and index finger on the side of her neck to restrict blood flow. This was my strategy and could make my girl come one from foreplay and twice from sex every time.

>Actual Bullshit the post

>if he sucks and she thinks he is experienced...
youtube.com/watch?v=7vB8Yl6w1d0
youtube.com/watch?v=8hnaIQW9WCw

>if he tells her he is a virgin on the other hand...
youtube.com/watch?v=Ntj-IlNxwR0

>women know what they want

Sex is not hard, Hollywood has just tricked you into thinking its a big deal. It's literally one of the easiest things you'll ever do, even retarded animals can do it. Stop hyping it up and just do what feels good, which usually involves touching the girl for a while and having her touch you until your hard enough to just slip your willy in. Don't worry about not doing it "properly" because that doesn't exist, it's literally so simple there is no "properly" as long as you're actually going what you want to be doing, which your body will do naturally if you're not over-thinking it and stressing out about it. Whatever feels good for you will most likely feel good for her too, and if it doesn't she'll just tell you to stop with either her actual words or with her body language.

>I'm addicted go alcohol
>dude maybe you should just indulge it

OP here.
Cheers boys I knew you'd come through for me, I'll let you know how it goes

slap her belly

>I'll let you know how it goes
when and how will we know itsa you

He'll create a thread telling us all he just had sex and refer to his sperm as "mayonnaise"
Make sure OP when you tell us you really emphasize the use of the word mayonnaise.
>haha my mayonnaise was thick and gewy from the onions
>so scared of shooting my mayonnaise early till I thought of my father showering
>all that mayonnaise really left a terrible stain on my bed sheets
Etc etc etc

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Give her the ole' lick-a-roo

This is literally the worst gameplan.

Sex isn't that mysterious, I played it off my first time just mimicking porn.

FPBP

>Learn how to take off a bra with one hand, pinch and move
>Best way (imo) to initiate kiss is push the hair out of her face with your left hand and then leaning in
>Be commanding, tell her what you want and don't be afraid to lightly slap if she doesn't listen

Now THAT'S an ass I'd stick my face in. Look at those Dimples of Venus! The tits are protruding at just the perfectly smooth curve. And the fat distribution? The hair color? I bet she's a butterface.

>"holy shit you pussy it so fucking tight"

I've had sex once (it was shit) now I'm in uni and I've had the opportunity to get laid twice but i pussied out cos i know I'm going to be shit. what should i do? get drunk and snort speed when i get the chance?

JUST FUCK THEM DUDE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Either have sex with more people or have sex with one person a lot. You can get better with practice, like anything else

>cos i know I'm going to be shit
Think about it, what is there even to be shit at? You're building it up in your head to be his chore that takes practice when your mindset should be that it's something that you want to do. When you get the opportunity you should know exactly what you're going to do because it should be something that you've been wanting to do for a while. If you're worried about licking a girl out, ask if that's even something you want to do and if not then forget about it. The idea of sex is that you're supposed to be horny and everything else comes naturally because you're just doing what you feel like doing. Whatever you feel like doing, whether it's rubbing your hands over her body or stroking her hair or brushing her face, she's going to enjoy too. The only way to be bad at sex is if you're doing it for any reason other than to have sex.

Put penor (A) in vagoo (B).