Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>receptionist is a qt 3.14 grill
>smiles at me and have a good workout
d-does she want the D? Should I make a move?

What? You think she wants every dude that walks in the gym to have a good workout. If she is smiling it’s because she is imagining you inside her. Just next time you see her say “Sup, the name’s ____.” She will be insta-wet and all you need to do is give her your Snapchat. Not your phone number, your Snapchat.

Yeah man. Just wink and flex a cep

>not saying "The name's ____, but you can call me Coolhand McStoneface"
never gonna make it

for sure

she said "have a good work out"

as in "have a good work out on pussy later"

I’ve never seen a gym with a receptionist.

she totally wants your dick and isn't just being polite like every employee that works with public is suposed to be bro. go for it she's probably thinking about you rn

this is why you're alone all the time

Don't hold back bro. If she looked you in the eye she wants semen in hers.

cognitive errors like this are how sexual misconduct lawsuits begin.

did you remember to tip her on the way out?

Yes

shit i forgot
did i fuck up too badly?

I went to Moes tonight after my workout (had a serious pump) and the cashier gave me extra chips. Do you think she wants it bros?

its always good to construe all vaguely positive attention from females as sexual interest, next time you see her make sure to chat her up and get those digits BRAAAAAH
you can’t be sued for hitting on a gym employee at all, you can be asked to stop by her manager tho

yes this is one of the most common tactics.
Might I guess, she asked for your phone number as well?

She's probably getting paid to do that for everyone who walks in.

>be me
>squato
>gym thot benching
>probably for instagram shit
>walk by her to get new plates
>shes calling out to me
>reaching towards shorts
>something about "help"
>finish set feeling violated
this type of behavior is unacceptable at the gym. I come to workout not get groped

>doing squats on one of the two only squat racks in the gym
>qt 3.14 comes and asks me how many sets i have left
Does she want the D?

Should’ve asked to work in

I did

>ask the girl on the bench doing meme lifts how many sets she has left
>tells me she's done and goes away
Does she want the D?

now’s your chance man, drag your rack and all your weights in front of the reception desk so she can mire, and say something like “the vip view is gonna cost ya”.

delete this

>women parked her car next to mine at the gym today

see ya later, losers

I know this is just a bullshit thread, but she was almost certainly just being friendly
that doesn't mean you can't still flirt with her or banter or be friendly back
if you think she's cute and she gives you an opening like that again, just flirt with her a bit

Fuck this happened to me the other day but I didn't catch the signal in time.
Think she still wants the D if it's been about a week after the park?

nah, too late

>paying for my gym membership with cash
>membership is 29.99, I give the cashier $30
>she touches my hand while handing me the penny
D-does she want the D?

it's literally her job to be nice to you, retard

>give her my squatplug to put into the squatplug warmer
>continue to the locker room to change and wait for plug

Don't worry about it, just do double the amount on the entrance tip, she'll understand

underrated post

Same but they're all literally high schoolers and I know like half of their parents and older brothers/sisters

Such is life for a ruralfag

>not saying "keep the change ya filthy animal"
never gonna make it