Cheating soon-to-be ex bf hasn't gone to the gym in 3 months

>cheating soon-to-be ex bf hasn't gone to the gym in 3 months

Give me more ideas to fatten him up while I prepare his "healthy" breakfast.

Just cut his dick off. Men are scum

Put honey and butter in everything

kill yourself

Already doing that. He's starting to get suspicious though. I think I'm going to start buying that fake low cal butter but then scoop it out and replace it with real butter.

Ethinyloestradiol

Sugar. in. everything. you're probably a sugar whore chocolate slut too

>sugar and extra fatty milk in coffee
>butter to cook his bacon in
>butter on toast
>cook mushrooms in butter and garlic (godly tasting, he won’t be able to resist)
>buy heaps on junk food and leave around the house, especially his kryptonite
>same with soda
>potato bake
>carbonara pasta
>be as affectionate, make it out that he’s still sexy and handsome (but don’t overhype it or he’ll get suspicious)
>give him sex still on the reg
>don’t give off hints you’re sabotaging

soy in fucking everything... he’ll be an emotional wreck when you dump him

Im glad he cheated. Hope he leaves you for the hotter girl.

Unironically kill yourself

>girl
>on Veeky Forums
my dude OP is obviously male lol

Oh god, I love Veeky Forums

Rat poison & oatz

turn him into a sugar addict

Take it one step further and swap it for lard. Tell him you got keto safe bread and pastas, but feed him the normal stuff. Make him protein shakes, but add in extra mass gainer and hide it in a regular protein powder container.

too healthy. you need to get aggressive with trans fats. sub margarine for butter and lard. instead of honey use high fructose corn strup. since fructose causes inflammation in the body he’ll carry extra water weight.

This, get him fukken addicted to it

sugar everything tons, tell him it is splenda or some calorie-free sweetener

Wrong Morticia,stupid.

continue living with him,that'll teach him.

There is no punishment greater than this

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for me, Carolyn Jones Is as close to perfect as a woman can be without being blond.

You mofo