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thats a lot of eggs
How many do you eat a day?
I eat 7 at least.
I have nightmares if i eat them before sleep
>D.E.A.D.: Dozen Eggs A Day
DEAD to be ALIVE!
I suggest you fry eggs on lard, much more flavorful and less octanes in the oil
I dont know what they put in cooking oil, there isnt that many sunflowers in the world, its like they make cooking oil out of crude oil.
I do 4 a day. Always soft boiled
>not poached like Arnold preached
enjoy your premature and painful death I guess
Is this a meme? I am new to Veeky Forums
I wonder if there are people insane enough to actually eat a dozen every day
>He doesn’t just use butter.
Lard is where its at
This happened to me today and yesterday from 2 different egg cartons, is it rare? Also the egg is the same size as a normal egg but does it have more calories because of the extra yolk?
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>Dozen Eggs A Day
>"How many do you eat a day?"
I fucking wonder
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>I fucking wonder
12 i think
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>I have nightmares if i eat them before sleep
Tell us what those nightmares look like user
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This thread had potential, now it’s fucking retarded, in several different ways.
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Not sunflower, its RAPEseed oil you turkey
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>not olive oil
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Gee bill, how come egg lets you have TWO yolks?
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That's the lecithin homie. Supplementing with it does the same thing
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>heating olive oil
>what is smoking point
>tfw never hit the smoking point
stop burning your poor eggs user
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Butter has the same smoking point.
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I don't like the taste of cooked eggs but I could do D.R.E.A.D.
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>using EVOO to cook instead of regular OO
>ever making it
ever heard of choline induced depression? take care of that as well man.
It has happened to me but only with two. Don't know what causes it, but it definitely has to do with the fact egg laying chickens live incarcerated with atrophied wings and legs, stressed in a miserable life.
When you compare eggs from a carton with eggs from your grandma's farm raised by decades of farm custom you know those chickens won the lottery. Not only they are bigger, the color is.more intense and they are more tasteful. And they just walk around and eat whatever the fuck they want.
France is making it mandatory for chickens to walk around, so in a few months they are going to have the best possible eggs in a carton, that makes me jelly
Unironically would DEAD+GOMAD be enough for you to live off of? That’s cheap and fuckin easy as shit to do but would I die
it woupkld put you kn ketoris and kill you after a week.
will it really?? I can add bread for carbs
Gomad is fuckton of carbs u fucking morrons
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Ok so I would be fine to go dead and GOMAD right? Do I need to eat other shit too or is that good
You'd need to eat a large portion of vegetables, for the nutrients, but mostly so you don't have liquid shit
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How do you guys eat them? I like them scrambled and on toast.
I love Gordon Ramsay. And I fucking LOVE that he burned that toast. :P
I just fried three eggs, over medium (just about half the yolk runny). Ate with a bit of hot sauce on them.
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Why do I keep seeing this? Does it mean burp?
Yes, means burp.
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burp from the other end.
you probably feel alive because of the choline in eggs reduces brain fog and has a lot of other benefits.
consuming 12 eggs a day tho is not so good because eggs have polyunsaturated fat in them unless they werent fed grains.
so my take on this, skip 12 eggs a day, eat only 2 and supplement with some choline instead, will probably be cheaper aswell.
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why not just buy 3 30packs u fuckn idiot
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It's the same thing as some forms of twins in humans, except int hai case the eggs went unfertilized.
I have a YUGE food boner right now. Oh my god that looks so fucking delicious.
do you live in the US? the way they treat chickens and fill them with drugs is illegal in canada afaik.
i eat shitloads of eggs and have never seen this.
No im in Australia, they were free range eggs, meaning the chickens got to walk around. I still wouldn't be surprised if they had been drugged tho.
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>France is making it mandatory for chickens to walk around, so in a few months they are going to have the best possible eggs in a carton, that makes me jelly
I think I have seen a documentary about this. Chickens are feed fuckload of grains, so they won't be hungry enough to get out and eat grass.
My old breakfast was getting old so this month i've been cooking 4oz of turkey sausage and 5 eggs every morning. Grind some applewood pepper into the eggs with some salt and combine with the sausage, then throw it on a tortilla. Mouth's watering just thinking about breakfast.
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>I suggest you fry eggs
I suggest you stop being a fucking pleb and embrace the true master race of poached eggs.
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>a dozen
>not five dozen
Enjoy never being roughly the size of a barge, betas
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Elevator nightmares.
Disease nightmares as well, like being surrounded by aids infected gypsies in a rusty sharp environment
Predator nightmares as well, as Predator laying siege on my house
only right answer desu
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WAY too much work just to scramble some eggs!
>eat eggs for breakfast
>burp up later
>always tastes like wet dog
Shit is fucking gross
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