Met girlfriends sister and her husband today for the first time

>Met girlfriends sister and her husband today for the first time
>Have own squat rack at our apartment
>I can squat 170kg for 2 reps, usually do 155-160kg 3x6.
>My girlfriends sisters husband is some soldier who thinks he is a bad-ass for serving in Iraq
>Looks like a complete DYEL
>Was squatting while they were having coffees (I never miss a workout) and already met them and had a talk with them both
>Anyway while squatting hear the guy yell 'EASY AS FUCK, It probably weighs about 60kg haha'
>Rack the weight
>Tell him to put his money where his mouth is and squat it
>He actually agrees
>Gets in the squat rack, bad positioning
>Actually un-racks the bar, within seconds his back completely collapses as if it wanted to get into a fetal position
>Hear nothing but grunting and yelling to call the ambulance
>tfw past 15 minutes got yelled at by his wife blaming me for fucking his back up

Does it make me a bad person for not giving a fuck?

he asked for it senpai

You did the right thing user

This is why i don't care, i did not force him to do it, his ego got the better of him. He is lucky my squat rack has safety bars.

Probably would have snapped his spine otherwise.

i hope this is true lol

post picture of your squat rack breh

>My girlfriends sisters husband is some soldier who thinks he is a bad-ass for serving in Iraq
He is but in very small scale, very tiny
>Looks like a complete DYEL
No shit, a person in the military must be on gear or be a genetic freak to not look DYEL, their focus is on endurance
>Actually un-racks the bar, within seconds his back completely collapses as if it wanted to get into a fetal position
He asked for it
>tfw past 15 minutes got yelled at by his wife blaming me for fucking his back up
the blame is rightfully not on you

He's a retard, don't take any blame

How stupid is he that he couldn't immediately see that it was heavyweight shit?

Anyone who tries to give you shit at 3+ plates deserves what they get desu

Damn. Sucks for him. What happened to him in the end?

>Hear nothing but grunting and yelling to call the ambulance

kek

slipped a disc

Well clean up your fucking floor. No wonder the bitch was yelling at you

Get a police report, fucker will probably try to sue you

ur a piece of shit, he was a beginner. Beginners dont know stuff, you let him hurt himself

Nope. Hes a man who was arrogant and made a shitty descision
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you're responsible for it but also absolutely in the right

ur a man who caused another one to get seriously injured just because he was mean to you.
Literally the definition of a gigantic asshole, I hope he has a case against you.

user have you ever met anyone who served in the military?

Probably should have told him the actual weight.

But you didn't put him under the bar, he did that himself. It's all on him.

I agree with you. Fuck that guy. But he got hurt on your property with your equipment. Why do you think gyms make you sign so many liability waivers. Hope he doesn't sue your stupid ass.

I'm not even OP nubnuts but you're right. OP should have shyly chuckled at GI Alpha and asked if he wanted to fuck his gf while he squats '60kg'. Lmao fuck personal responsibility

He didn't cause anything. At any point the guy could've said something to the effect of "haha just fucking with you man" and backed out of it. But he insisted on challenging an SS artist at the only thing he's good at.

God thing you AMOG that asshole. Maybe you sister will fuck you now.

Not OP but if he opens a case, I hope OP kills him.

user.

Stop. Watching. Porn.

>My girlfriends sisters husband is some soldier who thinks he is a bad-ass for serving in Iraq
lmfao classic.

My favorite are the veterans who think they're deadly hand-to-hand combat experts and get routinely beaten up at bars by people who trained MMA for a few months.

>challenging an SS artist

My favourite is the people who traiined MMA for a few months getting beaten up by guys who got to yellow belt in Karate when they were 12 before they dropped it cause San Andreas came out

What do they actually learn in the army anyway? The only thing I can think of is great endurance and basic firearm training but that is about it.

>anybody being beaten by anybody doing karate
lmfao

Karate is the most useless martial arts of all.

>Be me in 2014, workout somewhat frequently but still very DYEL
>At a party in a cabin in the woods with close friends
>Want to fuck qt3.14 but her ex-army ex-bf is there trying to make moves
>He gets pissed at my flirting, challenges me to a push-up contest, sets of 10 until one of us collapses
>Too shitfaced to feel my body so I happily agree
>Get to 12th set, I'm still blissfully throwing them out and I can tell he's tired
>"Alright user, good competition let's call it a tie"
>MFW one of the other qts ends up with me that night from mirin
>MFW his ex girl gets pissed he didn't beat me
What's the deal with these guys, why do they all act like this?

can't fuck around the SS artist

>>tfw past 15 minutes got yelled at by his wife blaming me for fucking his back up
What a childish bitch
>Does it make me a bad person for not giving a fuck?
Obviously not, you were challenged by a grown ass man who couldn't handle the weight. He can only put the blame on himself.

I could literally kick you in the head while you sleep and you wouldn't even know I was there you little bitch

Hilarious. His wife will probably look at him like a cuck now

Underrated

someone that served in the military and done tours in iraq/ afghanistan is more of a badass than some sperg that squats in his basement and post on a cantonese abacus discussion forum

Because you are such a weak pansy I wouldn't even notice.

Well now one of those guys got PTSD flashbacks from the sound of his spine snapping

.t backsnapper

>Tell him to put his money where his mouth is and squat it
Nah, you didn't do anything wrong

Yes, being on the military doesn't automatically mean you were in combat and being in "combat" you actually engaged a real fight, to some extent those that did can be called survivors and even heros, doesn't mean you are suddenly levitating above the rest of the mankind and is the second coming of Jesus. Because being a real life is much more than waging war against foreign nations.

you walked into that one mate

>spend 24/7 cleaning toilets

YEAH I SERVED

But mommy isn't there to clean up after them user. Toilets don't clean themselves

But it doesn't make you a badass.

>let's call it a tie
Haha, what's the matter? Getting tired?

doing God’s work user

lol that guy is even worse than the dude squatting 100kg for the first time he did the movement.
He deserved it.

this. He might have some kind of case too if he hurt himself in your house you could hold some liability.

Honestly dude you should have been the bigger person and told him not to do it rather than getting sucked into a dick measuring contest like a 12 year old. The blame is not entirely on you but you shouldn't have egged him on.

Or the story is fake. Anyone who's been in a gym know's that 60kg and 160kg looks nothing alike
hmmm

You did good

This. What were you thinking? You literally told him to do it

He’s an adult who made a decision to be dumb. Not OPs fault.

that, and being able the work as a team in conjunction with the other military branches. Literally the reason why the Iraqi army got roflstomped in 03

There are plenty of dudes that retarded. I've seen lots of noobs immediately put on hundreds of kilos and then try to 1/8 ROM squat it.

He didn't cause shit, the subhuman injured himself because his ego was too big to admit that he is weaker than OP. Shame his spine didn't snap.

Hope there's no litigation if this is real.

You should have put on 60 for real and let him think he was tough shit before loading it back up again.

Why did you let him call it a tie when you could have kept going

Nothing badass about being a ZOGbot. It's actually really pathetic, American army men are a huge joke to the whole world.

I could squat 100kg 3x5 my first time, is this not normal then?

i hope you whispered "shouldve read the sticky" in his ear after the collapse

This.

similar thing happened to me at my gym.

>guys mirin me workout with 500 raw, 5x5
>they come over to the rack next to me and immediately start loading the bar, no warmup or anything
>he puts 5 plates on each side right away
>tries to pull it, face goes completely fucking red but the barbell isn't moving at all
>makes this weird exhale sound like "TSSS" while still trying to lift
>he gives up and stands back up
>his friend goes to give it a try
>the one who already tried suddenly passes out like 5 seconds later and slams his head into the ground
>ambulance came and they wheeled him off

some people are just too fucking stupid for their own good.

I love to LARP too!!

>Squatting while having company over
I don't know if I am more impressed with your commitment to working out or your lack of etiquette.

the golds i workout at has a bunch of dyel teens that routinely do shit like this.

the mire for a few minutes then try to replicate with the same weight and fail miserably.

i was in the army and i served in both iraq (2x) and apefghanistan (1x) and you're wrong as shit. soldiers, airmen, and manholes are all soft faggots who cry about even having to wear body armor on the fob

Sometimes you have to save people from themselves. He was wrong to make comments to you while squatting, but it's unclear if he meant that it was an easy as fuck exercise or an encouraging 'you are making it look easy as fuck'.

You then got offended, didn't even tell him the actual weight after he said it was 60kg, which would have defended yourself completely, and then you practically challenged him in front of his wife and family.

Don't get me wrong, he's an idiot too, but you challenge most normal men and they will accept to save their pride. You are equally egotistical as him, if not more so, as are the commenter jerking off to this thread.

i bet you'd let him fuck your wife while you watch

It's not commitment, he wanted to show off that he was actually good at something for once in his life.

'MOM, WATCH ME SQUAT! PRETTY STRONG RIGHT?'

>he thinks it's 60kg
>you don't tell him how much it actually weighs

So you just purposely injured this guy. You're liable legally because it's your own home but also you're a scumbag

No, I would have given him an easy out and went about my day without sending someone to snap city and dividing my family for no good reason beyond 'I want to feel better than him'.

You're the type of idiot that gets drunk and tries to fight people for staring at them. You're pathetic. If you're going to compete against anyone, do it against people actually in the sport.

>somebody comes into your house
>you're expected to stop everything you're doing because someone is where they don't belong
it's my house

>op is responsible for niggers being unable to count
fuck off faggot

i would have let the faggot snap his shit up and laughed at him.

>You're the type of idiot that gets drunk and tries to fight people for staring at them
you actually just described the snapped-up faggot in op's story. guy who has a big mouth but a tiny heart. top cuck, faggot. go siphon the nigger cum out of your wife's cunt

When does this ever happen?

Yeah, you were so concerned with working out that you stopped working out, started talking to people, and ended up not even finishing your work out.

Immediately leave this place and never come back

>defending loud-mouthed faggots on an anonymous cartoon porn imageboard
you're worse than the white knights top fucking cuck

>i would have let the faggot snap his shit up and laughed at him.
Most likely because you are equally as insecure as him and the thought of being able to lift more than an untrained DYEL old man makes your dick hard.
>lol he shud know his place

>You actually just described the snapped-up faggot in op's story
No I didn't. OP was the original person to get offended and challenge him after he made a meaningless comment. The guy just accepted the challenge.

You're doing a bad job shit talking me because you got offended by a fucking comment I made on the Internet. Why don't you go back to your peers at the special needs school and debate them? At least then it will be fair. Failing that, go fight old people at a senor citizens home.

>Just repeat "cuck" and "faggot" over and over again, no one can tell that I'm literally retarded.

nice reddit spacing, guy who adamantly defends some loud-mouthed faggot who got snapped-up when confronted with a real-world, impartial judge of character (the loaded barbell).

>some sperg that squats in his basement and post on a cantonese abacus discussion forum

>implying that people who join the military are any better
t o p c u c k

This has never happened and will never happen.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how fucking autistic it is to lift with guests over?

Nobody said they aren't. I'm just laughing at his response, because I'm not a autist who has to sperg at every other post

>What's the deal with these guys, why do they all act like this?

Insecurity

That''s not reddit spacing, newfag. Reddit spacing is when you press enter three times because you're used to the formating there. It's not making shorter paragraphs for readability. It looks like this:


>adamantly defends
By adamantly defends, you mean I said both OP and the other guy were equally as petty.
>a real-world, impartial judge of character (the loaded barbell).
God you are fucking cringy. You must be an chaos and pain fan boy trying to mimic them. You're not better than everyone else for lifting weights, you are a low IQ autist unable to think of anything besides "faggots and cucks". You'll burn out of lifting soon and move on to another area where you can pretend to be better than everyone else in. However that won't work because the reason you have to pretend you are better than everyone in the first place is because you're not and are insecure about it.

Actually laughed

What unit were u in?

82nd for iraq x2 1id for afghan

Phone poster, you meant autist

This shit happens, you'd know if you went to gyms

>all these white knighting fags who think op is in the wrong
I hope you fucking laughed at that idiot while his back crumpled

Uniforms puff your chest out
Cops, firefighters, even a boy scout thinks he's a pillar of the community sorry for the badge

White knighting is when you defend the OP or another poster for whatever reason, without considering why the are being attacked.

Seeing as we are attacking him and you are defending him for no good reason beyond teenage edginess, you are the definition of a white knight. Go back to doing your homework and watching Rekt videos.

>no u
>fucks up what a white knight is because newfag
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