If I have a big dick, should I even bother working out?

Kind of on the small size but it will only be a problem if you make it a problem. I'm also a 5.5 man and it's never been a problem

>he's not a rapist

Body face and personality get them in the door, big dick and good performance mean return customers and referrals. Best analogy I have without resorting to the one about the taste of the burger vs the aesthetic of the condiments. :^)

same girth too ?¡

This.

Also, before you even consider it: printing ALWAYS makes you look douchey.

Can you handle a good fist fight if you get bullied? will you penis size help you in that area?

Can you help friends and family move and lift stuff around the house? does your penis help with that?

Can you play in sports? does your penis help with that?

Can you confidently attract girls? Or do you just say "Hello. I have a big penis, would you go out with me"?

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Can you confidently attract girls? Or do you just say "Hello. I have a big penis, would you go out with me"?

That actually shows more confidence than feeling the need to go to the gym for hours a day just to be able to express yourself openly.

Unironically dick size matters the least in the grand scheme of things.
If you're a virgin you have nothing to worry about, the moment she sees your dick you've already won anyways. Also it's pretty average, it's not like she's gonna jump out the window the moment she sees your dick.
The reality is the only way a big dick will get you laid, is by someone spreading the rumor that you have a big dink. Otherwise it's a nice thing to have but not that important.

>If I have a big dick, should I even bother working out?
You don't have a big dick though. Stop Larping. You have a weenis

>boi has a big benis
Come pick me up douchey
>he can't

>bend knees
>thrust large, erect cock between her legs
>straighten knees, lifting her off her feet
>proceed to fuck her, her mother, her sister and all females in a 1 mile radius.

I have big dick 7+ inches it's never helped me get laid. Girls like it during the sex but no girl knows about the big dick until they've already decided to fuck

If it's a freak dick (9 inches plus), then no, that can honestly be a viable selling point on its own but if it's less than that, you're just on the large side of average are in same boat as anybody bigger than 5 inches.

>Tfw 7.2 inches long but 5.2 inches girth

Life is suffering

I'm same length but 4.8 girth.

well, if you're ripped, you'll get to use it more often

I want a girl to laugh at my penis and then for me to completely dominate her, but my dick is average. Where can I find a size queen bros?

Go to clubs and find a stuck up bitch who usually dates black dudes

Unironically my dick size.
I was making out with a gorl amd she grabbed my dick and said “wow this is like half the size of my ex” and laughed

Still sucked me off but kept saying how easy it was to take it all :/

Yes, I have a 8x6 and didn't get any pussy until I got my body together

That's dead average. Girls will not care unless they're size queens, but they will also pay you no compliments on your donger.

What's worse, Veeky Forums:
Big dick but fat or small dick but otherwise perfect body?

She wanted you to dom her you idiot

Normal people will never know the dicklet's pain, his struggle. No other -let compares.

>tfw only 8x6 inches

feels bad lads

jesus fucking christ please be a joke

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The sad thing is literally all you have to do is get 1 girl in a group to see it

If 1 girl sees it, she tells all her friends immediately and you will get laid for it

Duh, big dick

You can change your body you cant change your dick

Depends how fat we’re talking - with a good personality/face etc. the low end of fat is that big a deal

I have a frenelum breve, fuck

My penis head goes from straight to a 90 degree angle to my shaft if I pull my foreskin back

Dunno if I can even pound a girl or it will be my death sentence bleeding out.

7.5x6 otherwise

I really wish they'd do a modern study to show how the real average is 7" minimum. Nobody would just go on the internet and lie would they?

this lol

You'll fill up plenty of vaginas to capacity. Lots of girls literally cannot take more than that. Good luck, have fun, be safe.

Why do women post shit like this then? This kind of shit is what allows me to trash on women so much

Lol? Most vags can expand to over 8" with foreplay and lube. Regular women can easily take up to 9".

Hung guy reporting in.

The sex is way more fun when you're in top shape. Less effort/strain, more endurance, more positions possible, and that last little bit of extra hardness you can never quite get when you're living sedentary all make a huge difference, even if the un-fit sex is still good.

I've never had a problem bringing partners to multiple orgasms (except for one bizarre ice-queen who really was just impossible for me), but even if women literally did not care at all about me looking fitter, I'd still stay fitter if only for the way it feels for me. Like everything else in life, sex is just better when you're in peak form.

A lot of women are vain whores that only think they need huge dicks

unless your dick is the size of a baby i think you wont fill her up

Because social-media-fitness-chicks are fucking thots.

Don't know how big my dick is except it's about 1/4" longer than a g2 pilot pen. Am I good boys?

Sex is objectively better the bigger the dick is. Try to cope harder.

>six inches of pancakes
>alot
sometimes i just feel like half of the human race isnt even trying

(You)

Thots have no concept of perceived depth and measurement. One Thot may call 6 inches 8 inches, another 5 inches

If the guy is attractive and fucks her good, she will exaggerate how large it is even more. If he's ugly and a minuteman she will exaggerate how small it is

5.5 girth is above average. Even 5 inches of girth is above average

>its another dick larp thread

Thats proportional, girth is meant to be way less than length

The one thing I never really hear talked about is, within some reason, if you work out and am not ugly, you don't really even need to work to get girls, you can be pretty lazy. I have DYEL friends that put nearly all their resources into trying to fuck girls, time, money, energy, etc, when I do almost nothing and get like 75% or the girls they do.

>6 inches of squat depth
>a lot

Pretty inpressive that you got that whole pen down your urethra except 1/4"

Average length. Above average girth.
I'm about 5.75 girth and though I was average until I got with a few guys (no homo) and realised the average girth is a lot less

I have 4.5 girth on a good day. Am I fucked? Length is fine (6ish)

my dick is on the small side and i'm 192 cm with 120 kg. if i work out will i get more length to work with? i have a huge gut and my crotch has a lot of fat. when i'm at full mast and i pull back really hard i can get about a little over average length, if not average.

my worry is that if i had a bigger dick my gf would fuck me more. her last boyfriend literally had a dick twice my size so it kinda feels like shit knowing she could put out more if i had a bigger dick. i just wanna know if it's worth committing to working out for the dick game.

Literally none of these is a lot

women don't care if your dick is "average" length, just like they don't care if you are "average" height.

your dick is either big or small. and if it's average, for all they care, it's small. anything below 7 inches and you're a dicklet. just like any man under 6 feet tall is a manlet. sorry bros

I'm 6.5 x 5.2 and feel like a pencil dick

>big dick
>7 inches
Lmao

Literally doesn't matter. You are average, so sex has the potential to be extremely good if you educate yourself(sex is more complicated than the old in out, try reading college level sex Ed textbooks and what not) and then get a whole lot of practice. I'm a bit gay so women open up to me more about this. I know women who have had horrible sex with 9 inch cocks and great sex with 5 inch cocks. For the vast majority of women, getting slammed by a tree trunk cock without any clitoral stimulation may feel good(and painful of course) at first but won't be enough to get them off and can just become painful and boring. A 5 inch guy who eats her out and does proper foreplay(think slow, shallow fingering) will give the vagina enough time to get warmed up and engorged, or "puffy". Seriously, try fingering a girl with just your pinky in the come here motion. It will puff up around your finger and become extremely tight if you give it enough time. Either way, there is so much more to sex than cock size, and you don't have to worry if you are 5 inches plus. Some girls may try to brag about how much bigger their past lays were, and if that happens say thank you and walk out of the bedroom because that thot probably has an sti. Even if you aren't 5 inches, I know a few girls who are into extremely small penises, as in around 3 inches, because they said missionary felt like extremely intimate fingering. Anyways, there you go. Stop worrying and go get laid, and if a girl shames you for something you can't control tell her to fuck off. You will find someone who loves you for who you are.

>Tfw 7 inches length and 5 inches girth
>Has literally never been a problem and don't know what you are complaining about
Most girls I've been with have said it's big, and the others didn't comment but said they had a good time. You boys need to get over your body dysmorphia.

>If my penis is large, do I really have to improve myself for the sake of my own well being?

Your call, you're not mentally mature if you go wtih no, though

Legit my cock is barely 6 inches (tho it is girthy, especially the head), and my girl is dead convinced it is 8 inches long. She has bragged to friends about this. Women can NOT tell the difference. Everybody I've been with thinks my cock is bigger than it actally is. Only way you're getting laughed at is if you suffer from pencil dick syndrome, those are the true dicklets that God abandoned.

You're implying women have any fucking idea how large your dick is. You fuck them good --> It's big. You have shitty sex --> It's small.
It's like height, if you're above 6'1 they don't see any difference except if you're directly compared to someone else or they have a brother or something. Same with dicks, they have absolutely no idea how large dicks are and go off what guys tell them.

You are like my dick brother

printing?

How much is that in the Supreme Metrical system, my lad....?

>How fucked am I?
>Never had sex
Well clearly not fucked at all.

>9.5 inches long, 8 1/4 inches around
Everytime I try to skip the 30 minutes of warmup, I get bruises on my dick. I've gotten a small tear before at the opening. My first girlfriend is Highschool was retarded and thought that because her dildo was the same length she could just jump right on me without the work up. My dick broke and she bled worse than a period. A lot worse, because of a horizontal tear across her vagina. My dick had severe bruise on it bad enough they held me overnight and drained it repeatedly so I wouldn't have to have an amputation.

I have never received a blowjob. Ever. Never found a woman who was capable and not a filthy skank.

Im a shower too, which means a little before I turned 14 I stopped going to public pools. A month after a I got my license was the last time I went to friends pool for nearly ten years.

That's probably a legit world record for girth. I don't think any pornstar comes close to that size. If you're going to over exaggerate at least make it somewhat believable.

Breh its ok I'm 8 x 5.3, I get lift off doing the helicopter

9.25 x 5.5(6.25 at the base that not many women will ever reach)
Girthlet bro.

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i was listening to the intro of "everything you do is a balloon" by boards of canada when i read your post, and this is the saddest i've felt in a long time