*runs up to you*

>*runs up to you*
Uncle user! Can we feel your muscles?

Fuck off

“Oh god, kids tell your mom it’s happening again.” Begin shitting my pants violently

My little cousin (female) always does this and it gets me rock hard.

Sure kids, but I'm your aunt

"Only if I can feel yours" ;)

reported

...

>"hey nephewanon, make a muscle"!
>feels nephews bicep
>"wow, you must be really strong!"
>he runs off grinning
good uncles do this shit all the time

degenerate post, aussie or american, maybe european fag

truly degenerate response, hope you are a troll or a bot otherwise kill youself, i bet its an aussie or someone from oriental europe

probably a dirty amerimutt

nice response, kind guy, healthy sence of humor

fucking degenerate, typical English-speaking
one

that guy, but probably nice

very nice guy

funny response

She's not THAT little (12). She's pretty flirty towards me which worries me a bit.

>touches abs
>solid

get a knife and cut off your dick degenerate piece of shit lmao

"shes not that little (12)" lmao

thanks gof pedos get arrested for ever in first world soy countries

>uncle, why don’t you have a girlfriend

you sir are all right in my book

Normally people like this that mass reply tick me off but you're obviously a classy guy

I don't know if you have seen girls nowadays but she's 5'8 with breasts already growing noticeable. It's amazing how early kids are developing.

Thank you for keeping Veeky Forums clean.

Holy shit

This is autism

yeah i have, buti suggest you to read the new testament, at least the first pages

you know what to do m8

>european or american
>being this specific

The first testament is full of incest tho

moralfag blown the fuck out

>Punts them all across the room

>Worked as a primary school teacher
>All the cute little girls all loved me
>Often filled a father role for them
>They would start fights over me
>Always asked if I was married or had a gf
>Some would confess with notes
>Been straight up kissed a few times, multiple attempted kisses from them too
>Tfw I wanted to and probably could have fucked some of them
>Decide to go in to high school education so I don't become a convicted pedophile
>All the high school girls start pulling similar shit
>Some of them are kids I taught a few years ago
>They're more aggressive with their affections

Luckily for me the trickery of old high school hags has no effect on me.

what do you mean you could have fucked a primary school student? Could you type out your plans and/or intentions?

He's a pedophile NEET who is larping so he can free (You)'s from fellow pedophiles like you.

this desu

I’m not supposed to be within 500 feet of children

Sure kid
*flexes bicep*
Wanna hit the gym with your uncle and be like this? Or just hit the fridge and get like your fatass dad!

Wow so difficult

You guys ever worked with children and teenagers? Because they do sometimes act like that. Good looking male teachers are always getting attention from their female students. I know a guy in his late 30s that teaches PE and he gets love notes from his students, his wife has a little box of notes and letters from students.

Its weird but it does happen.

Mids are horny little shits

Kids*

based

in middle school, girls talked about how badly they wanted to be under my history's teachers desk to suck his dick