A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day

A breakfast fit for a king. Literally the perfect way to start your day.

king of fatfucks

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>le fat is bad and causes heart attacks may may
Kek what is this the 70s?

Needs some scrambled eggs and buttered toast and coffee

pussy I usually eat this with bacon and potatoes but i ran out of bacon this morning.

>not eating bacon raw

cya at your funeral in a few years bud

Enjoy your soy

>not eating garbage scraps of meat means you eat soy
get a load of this retard

No thanks, all the grease would hurt my stomach. Plus that's way too much. You should be eating 4:1 veggies to meat ratio u hedonist

go to school

My breakfast, lunch, and dinner is water.

My Supper is this before gym, then post gym I'll have 4 sausages with an extra mature cheddar cheese dip on the side.

My breakfast used to be 6 drumsticks with the veg, no cheese, but now I'm doing 20:4 IF, with Keto foods.

>all fat is the same and none of it is bad

but bacon tastes good though! I'm not a pathetic degenerate!

Good thing you said literally... I thought it was a metaphor

>science is fake when it doesn't fit my world view

>momscience is science

Is that kale?

Yeah, it's a mix of broccoli, kale, and mixed peppers.

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Rate my dinner Veeky Forums

>Bacon!!!!

Remember when normies were acting like bacon was the greatest thing of all time?

>Crispy
Get the fuck out of here with your burnt pork rinds

u r fkin digusting m8

it looks cute

What’s the stuff on the right, faggot?

Kings didn't consume nitrates. Look for a naturally cured alternative.

That's haram. Enjoy hell