”user, wow, you’re so ripped and sexy”

>”user, wow, you’re so ripped and sexy”
>”I really want to fuck your body”

W-w-what did she mean by this?

,,as a friend''

She wants to insert your arm into her cunt

"I'm really happy I have a friend like you. If only Chad was as nice as you" is what she was saying

How can one be so hurtful ?!

It's just how women are

she wants you to become a trap and slam your bucci

>today
>sitting before class
>qt 3.14 comes in
>"I like your shirt user"
>"T-thank you"

I think she wants to fuck me guys.

She wants to fuck your body, user. Your dick is part of your body, user.
Put pee pee in vagine

Depends on the shirt

She just wants to be friends you fucking retard, stop trying to read into every little thing she says.

You wanna know how I know you’re a virgin?

I guess you don't get it's a fucking joke. Get the stick out your ass you homo.

no one cares faggot

It means you are autistic and/or ugly. But hey you kind of sort of made it, your body is attractive to females, now deal with social anxiety and you'll be slaying my friend.

Imagine being this inept at following and understanding human communication.

It means she h8s u. now you fucked up

>hey user how are you today?
You guys wtf do i say to this? Pls respond quick she is standing in front of me staring at me

Green flag bro. Pull her pants down, watch how timid she gets.

Probably didn't mean anything by it, I reckon you're safe.

Imaging being so inept at human communication that you take a beople on a Tibetan beard-growing forum seriously.

>wow you're so hot
>too bad it's in you that body
The problem was never physical user

>now deal with social anxiety

LITERALLY HOW REEEEEEEEE

>Not "Y-you too"
Never gonna make it

CLEarly shE doesn’t want to look at you, I recommend you have sex with her using this position

>he has an app for sex positions

I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex

>he doesn’t like to spice things up at the prostitutes