Eating 'cados is like losing a child. It. Never. Gets. Easier

>not mushing it up in a paste to eat with meat
Literally the only thing I use cados for

i thought this stuff went on bread
and that's a big pit...

it does and it is

what's your point, user?

For you

i never had em, but i cant seem to get an imagination of what they taste like since it apparently goes with almost everything

good macros?

Its called pico de gayo you fuckers, and use a lime not a fucking lemon

i eat them raw

You should never be allowed in a kitchen

I just scoop an avocado into a salad and mix it around. Tastes amazing

wtf. bait?

explain this statement please. Be specific.

Jesus Christ, stop while you're ahead.

same fag
Please explain to me what the problem is, seriously i want to know.

What I do is spread it on >bread, sprinkle salt and pepper, and then fry it with olive oil.

Avocado milkshake master race

1) it's "pico de gallo"
2) it's made of tomatoes, onion, jalapenos, ciltantro, and lime
3) not samefag

Avocados are nature's butter. They taste good even when they've gone bad to me. The only times they don't taste fucking amazing are when they're not ripe. Check for ripeness, dumbass.

Nah nah nah my man. Pico de GAYo doesn't have avocados in it. That's more like a salsa

Kek

>1) it's "pico de gallo"
Spelling error, oh god!!!!!
Some places include avocado, some dont. Really not a big deal at all. Calm your autism and realize this sint a ck puritanical board. Take your medication then reply.

>Some places include avocado, some dont.

Where, the Chili's in the flyover state you're stuck in? Stop acting like you know what you're talking about and take a hike.

I cant imagine being this mad.
Faggot i lived in san diego for 3 years and ate at more hole in the wall no english speaking mexican places than your whore mother got fucked in.

Avocados are disgusting. I only eat it with honey and oats.

>I cannot imagine being this mad.
>continues to verbally lash out

Chillax brah, it's just bantz.

This shows you dont understand locker room talk.
"bantz" are jokes tahts are good natured and clever. Some faggot getting butt hurt cause i like avocados isnt "bantz"

Oooook amigo

Listen up retards, this is how you eat avocados >cut them in half like normal and remove the pit
>cut slices in the meat vertically down the long way of the fruit without cutting through the skin itself.
>sprinkle seasoning on them
>eat the slices out of the skin with a spoon.
I make a bag of seasoning once a week and it lasts all week. I like a mixture of salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, and cayenne pepper.

high omega 3. its just a kind of creamy, savory flavor

Source?

No idea. I just saved it cause it makes my peen get real thigg and guarantees attention to my post.

>I only eat it with honey and oats
no wonder you find it disgusting you tasteless fuck

i like them on sourdough toast with hummus and black pepper. usually eat it with my eggs in the morning

I do that too user. God-tier breakfast: fried eggs with s&p, bacon, and avocado. I lost 13 pounds eating that shit for breakfast

why does this shit make my throat itch when I eat it? Same thing happens when I eat mangoes or peaches or any other type of pitted fruit.

Never gonna make it

This, I just cut them in half and take to it with a spoon

This, my father used to do that all the time, and it is delicious

i eat them with spoonfuls of peanut butter, or along side a banana, bite fer bite.
or peanut butter and avocado sandwich

Is pretending pico de gallo has avocado a new Veeky Forums meme?

>stop liking things i dont like!!!

No. Butter is natures butter.

Avocados are a fatty fruit

Are you retarded? It's only tasteful with honey and oats, retarded.

got a nice stew goin'