How much charisma and aesthetic do you need to aquire a goth gf?

How much charisma and aesthetic do you need to aquire a goth gf?

None.
Most of them despise normies.
t. former goth

why do all girls smell like expired milk?

none if they're fat. otherwise way too much they love themselves as much as Stacys

That's only the fatty goths, which are far too plentiful. I want to date an actual attractive goth like pic related

it's jizz

That's a man.

a ton of drugs. most goths past teenage age are addicts.

>implying any of us are normies

didn't have an erection before but now i do

You must only hang out with nasty skanks

Do meth, they like skeleton dudes.

I guess you'd actually need Goth aesthetics. I've never seen a goth girl crossbreeding with lets say a guy who clearly listens to more life-affirming music

Why would you want one? Goths are over emotional weirdo freaks

Supposedly that's what black people think white people smell like.
Are you black, user?

>goth gf
You white people have poor taste

I've dated a goth chick. It's not very special

and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise!

You certainly don't want a goth gf, leave them all for me, they're terrible

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BE BUFF. DRESS LIKE A BAD BOY. BE TALLER THAN HER OR BIGGER FRAME THAN HER.

THEN U CAN FUCK THAT BITCH

No, we think you smell like wet dog. He was referring to all women not white women.

Where do I get a gf who got over her goth phase but still like to do it up for a good fuck?

>dress gruny
>be hungry skeleton more
>listen to sad music
>paint finger nails black to show toe fem side
>listen to her why she rants
>???
>profit

phermones

men on the other hand smell like lumber

written like a sperg but this

I am I just come here to laugh at you r9k losers

t. larping robot

I love this meme

GODDAMN I WANT A GOTH GF

Not much.
But you need to be young and a goth.
Also thin.
So...

>Goth goth goth goth

Is this becoming a thing again? I see A LOT of guys lusting after goth girls lately.

I’ve seen her other pictures and that’s her only good one. Shit was disappointing.

You don't want one OP. They're all fucking crazy. Mood swings like crazy. A lot of them are kinda childish or entitled.

Just a reminder

I think they are freaky in the sack

None. A big tiddy one on the other hand..

That really depends on the girl

I second this question, it's always on their breath. The first girl I hooked up with's breath smelt like it and I sperged out

Either you're low test or they are on pill.

you just described all girls

You pretty much just need to be lazy, severely cynical to the point where you reject basic fashion norms and have something of an edgy sense of humour.

man, I wanna stroke her head while she deepthroats me and her mascara runs down her face

That's more Russian, HIV-positive, nazi-punk than goth.

my buddy is a fat neckbeard smelling of cat piss working at a supermarket with a big tiddy goth gf
Y'all are just fucking autistic, no matter how much you lift you won't get one if you don't have good game.

FUCK YOU I’M GOING TO LIFT UNTIL THE GYM ASSIGNS ME A GF REEEE

None, just be a bit of an asshole and don't put up with her shit. You know how you acquire normal gfs.

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God I hope so

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WHAT THE FUCK does freaky in the sack mean?? does that mean she will peg you or something? she likes double fisting?? wtf do you mean by that and why would it be a good thing

i mean it might reach that far, but not usually. what a normie would describe as """freaky in the sack""" means something like
>constantly up for sex
>v into oral, both ways
>wants to try new positions
>energetic, noisy, hard worker
>likes it rough, likes being slapped, pushed around, held down etc
>up for anal without much convincing
because, hard as it is to believe if you're a virg, not all women act like literal pornstars every single night

>charisma and aesthetic
What a weird way to spell drugs and money

This dude looks nothing like a badboy. Look at those fucking jeans. He looks like a plastic manufactured socail media whore who spends obscene amounts of money to wear "rugged" clothing because it is trendy. I can smell the cologne oozing through my monitor when I look at that pic

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Can confirm. I’ve been with a few girls just like this. Very hyper-sexual which is great but they always come with the package deal of bipolar disorder, BPD, manic depression, etc.

every woman likes it rough, it is loving to be rough as a man to a woman.

not true, though more do than would openly admit it. thing is most women need to be very sexually comfortable with you and need to trust you completely before they'll be up for the rough stuff, it's usually something to work up to after a few rounds of tender loving. women who wanna be slapped and choked from the word go are few and far between

You got a source on that?

Pretty sure I know this girl irl

Oh I usually want to get on the ground and let her stomp on my chest while spitting in my face, raping my wallet and laughing at me, insulting me and punching my balls

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Not much, but I advise against it. My first gf was one and she was pretty fucked up in the head.
It's not worth getting involved with people like that. Just date a normie girl that doesn't have any psychological problems.

It's not so much about looks. Goth chicks are fucked up. Get into BDSM, become vegan or be gender queer. That should work

this lol
you'd have to be some kind of tier 1-2 satanist or something high in the hierarchy of goths to make an impression on a basic goth bitch

You should look and sound like pic related

kek, what happened to him

>Niggers
>saying anyone else stinks

Delicious irony.

>Wet dog scented kiddy diddler talking about how other smell while not leaving his room in the past week

Yes, the irony is palpable cockasian.

CHINUS MAXIMUS

is that a woman or a slave or a bitch...? Why is she wearing that collar?

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but all goth gfs are thots, no exceptions also they're fucking irritating I would just go get a regular gf because after the "wow i have a goth gf i've never had one before" novelty wears off all you're left with is a lazy degenerate who offers nothing

she's hot .... are you blind?

did he say she wasn't hot?

MAXIMUS CHINUS

this

>How much charisma and aesthetic do you need to aquire a goth gf?

You are delusional.. this is NOT how to get a goth... you need drugs, pot and ecstasy to start.

did i ask your fucking opinion?

Virgin detected

Half the girls I fuck can't take my dick balls deep, let alone like being choked or thrown around.

Most girls are used to Timmy with a pinky dick fucking her for 5 seconds during a drunken hookup and not some guy pile driving her with anything above average for an hour.

When I find a girl that can take a pounding I lock her down

so you need to be a minecraft character?

>trying to act all alpha over an anonymous anime image board
the absolute state of manletts