How does one bulk as a tall female? Asking for a friend

begone thot

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

Mfw thinking of you hurting

i want to be her pusy slave!

>tfw no amazon gf

>mfw
>doesn't post a picture
>forgets his meme arrow
>fucking up pasta this hard

>Fernstrom
>tfw read it as Femstrong
femstrong general I guess

FEMSTRONG

Why are the women that come here actually retarded?
>How does one bulk as a tall female?
The same way you bulk as a small female, tall male, small male, moderately sized twinqueer foxkin demigender, etc. By eating more food you absolute mongoloid

>86kg
>belt
>filming it
fucking women

>I will never have a tall wheyfu

Her form is awful.

>Had Amazon gf, crazy and unstable liar..still want her back, never gonna get another one. Should ks?

What the fuck her legs are so disproportionate. It's like there's a normal sized girl standing on stilts.

How much weights are these?

...

>fucking women
>30 threads a day on why cant i get girls brahs?

u mad, hoe1_! CUTE deadlift setup, biaaaarch

>the virgin bald manlet parent
>the chad 12yo amazon

You are now aware that the people making ''tfw no gf'' threads may not be the same people as the ones making ''fucking women'' posts

>wanting a tall gf
>not a qt shortstack

>not wanting to have tall kids

>mixed sumo
Without fail it's always mixed sumo.
I can't think of anything gayer and I'm on Veeky Forums right now.

t. weak, emasculated faggots with a shit deadlift

>this is a problem manlets have to be concerned about

>implying lmao2.5pl8 deadlift is hard
I w i d e grip bench more than that for reps kek.

>You eat more calories than you burn you fucking mongoloid

>not understanding that your male children will reflect the height of the men in her/your family, not her height
ngmi as geneticists

Two helpful hints, that aren't necessarily related in any way:

You can absorb protein more efficiently through the vagina than you can by simply eating it.

And semen is one of the most protein-rich substances there is.

Just sayin'.

What is the guy in the back doing with the ball?

based

Do you really need a belt for 190lb diddy?

you will never have a 6' 2" thicc amazon lass suffocate you between her ass checks...why continue the fight?

Do squats over my face

She looks like a Dark Souls character

>Old dude with black bandana

Snake? SNAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look at how the fucking retard slams the weights
>me woman
>me big me strong
>me slam weight so men know I stronk!

>190lbs

Unironically pretty much every guy in my highschool who had played any sports growing up could do this at least for 1 on his very first day in the gym.

Fucking embarrasing that this gigantic (literally) bitch probably posts this garbage on social media.

>Me big, me stronk

>comparing women strength to men strength

>beats by dre

nope

>be manlet
>look at this picture

You eat more calories than you burn you FUCKING MONGOLOID

Read the sticky, Veeky Forums isn't your personal blog and search engines exist.

>you never climb up and tittyfuck pic related

she was a some kind of hooker and got fired from wwe for that

eat calories, then hang yourself. fucking mongoloid

who the fuck does 5x5 on deadlifts anyways?

Post a pic then fag. We all know that you can't get the fucking bar up skelly.

She looks like a fucking AT-ST

I've done 8x3, 1x20, 15x1, 6x4, and 5x5
Volume DL is awesome if you've got the forearms & grip for it

>tfw no tall Veeky Forums gf

This has to be photoshopped??

>live in MN
>amazon women are literally everywhere here
sucks to be you

I had a thing with a girl who was only an inch shorter than me (I'm 6'2") back in high school, and it was really intimidating?? It must be weird looking girls in the eye if you're 5'7". Not that I'm a manlet eugenist or anything, but like, man.

what would you do if you encountered a volleyball team? shrivel up and die?

I don’t even find men eight inches taller than me intimidating, and I’m not even 5’8.

jesus christ, these some big bitches. my nigga kobe is 6'6, so these some tall women.

>virgin + parent = does not compute

I M A G I N E

>grill looking me right in the eyes

>tfw no thicc amazon spider-legged gf
DELETE this post OP

> me in the back getting closer to sniff braps

>mfw known as the dude who loves tall/taller girls among my friends

I'm not even that tall (6'), I just love tall girls and don't feel conscious at all, just enamored

>tfw manlet
>tfw no 6'2 Samus mode gf

Ask your wife's son to explain it, user.

I want. To Fuck her

i was exposed for my amazon fetish. How fucked am i?

He’s actually 6’3 - 6’4, NBA inflates height numbers

fpbp

Pretty fuckin hot right

The way she bends back is objectively bad form.

No he's not

Why does anyone who seems to be into tall women have this fucking femdom fantasy shit? I am an extreme manlet and want to dominate a tall woman.

>tfw waifu doesn't choke me from behind and jerk me off at the same time

That is one big bitch

no, yes, yes, yes, kobe, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes, no, yes, obama, no

damn I want that amazon to wrap her legs around my head and end my fucking life

your fetish stems from insecurity while his fetish stems from pure attraction

she barely bends her back

Yes he’s is
celebheights.com/s/Kobe-Bryant-5718.html

>female
>"bulking"
You're a GIRL, you're not supposed to 'bulk', you're supposed to stay thin and child-like, didn't you read the brochure? Otherwise everyone will think you're a dyke or something.