Are there any equipment manufacturers that make barbell plates with negative weights? That is, plates that lift the barbell in the air like balloons?
I was just thinking that it's a pain to load a 45, a 25, a 10, and a 5 to each side. It would be much easier if I just could load 2 x 45s and a -5.
I've been looking, but I can't find anyone online that sells them.
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Kys
this might just be the most retarded post of all time
wait what
Is... is this bait?
Or... are you actually this retarded?
The absolute state of /fit
Veeky Forums, you never seem to surprise me with how stupid you can get
Damn son
Oh boy op do i have a product for you
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tfw your 20kg oly barbell flew away
on a serious note it‘s possible to put some gas in there to make it go up but it wouldn‘t even equal the coating you keep the gas in.
best stuff I read here since about yesterday since this place is absolutely mad
also lift some (positive) weights op
chad
>not doing barbell pushdowns with lmao!!!-1plate!
Its like you don't even want to make it
Do you pay negative prices for negative pl8s?
I imagine getting the ladder to peel them off the ceiling every time you want to lift would become a hassle.
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if someone decides to cap this, put me in it
Do you mean kind of like how the assisted pull up machine works?
Well have you tried benching underwater? Everything weighs less there like how fish are able to fly in water but not on land.
>Put negative plates on my barbell
>Bench becomes row
>Row becomes bench
>Squat and deadlift becomes some weird shit
>OHP becomes a pullup
What's weird is that this could actually be a thing if there were ultra-heavy, ultra-dense, but also ultra small pieces within the barbell that could be removed
audible fkn kek
use bands to pull the bar up you ignorant retard. no bump. kys shit stain.
rogue fitness has had some breakthroughs in black hole technology
...what
Inverted Antigravity rows are great for upper back and timeline development.
>benching -225lb
>tfw lose grip and barbell punches a giant hole in ceiling
>tfw Chad had to help get it back down
How did this slide by? Amazing
You’re an idiot
Inb4 OP is brad castlebarry
fuck i havent laughed this hard in a while
I needed this thread, OP, thanks for the laughs.
Just superglue the bench to the ceiling
OP have you ever heard of a 35 lb plate
The fuck did i just read
8thpbp
breh then why did god invent flying fish tho?
life be crazy n shit namsayin?
>Are there any equipment manufacturers that make barbell plates with negative weights?
squat is just a crapshoot depending on your weight relative to the bar's, but deadlifts kind of become a hamstrings pushdown with your arms being engaged the whole time
actually lol'd
These are the only 2 reasonable responses.
When the fuck did you guys get so cranky and critical. Unhappy people used to come here to make each other happy. I always swear "I'll never check 4ch again"... and every year it gets worse.
put me in the screencap pls
holy shit, i can't breathe
most interesting post in the thread
Include me in the screencap
This .
Someone screen cap this please
Kek
Include me in screencap because this is some next level quantum retard computing
>be me
>2 p8 benching
>hear car honking
>RC car pulls up to my rack
>ohfuck.jpg
>6 clowns pile out of RC car
>mfw
>start tying ballon animals around my barbell mid left
>fucking lifting -225 bench now
>cant negative bench because DYEL
>barbell flies into ceiling
>Gym thots laughing at me
>gym clowns laughing
>gym chads all screaming in a group
>manlet pit roaring
>mfw
life is suffering.
STALE fucking meme, albeit very old
Fucking newfags all over Veeky Forums "wow this is super funny, never seen it in my 3 months of lurking"
FUCKING NORMALFAGS, GET OUT!!!!
Oh and also
>someone screencap this xD
SCREENCAP IT YOURSELF RETARD
>not sure if legitimately retarded or trying to get OP to drown himself
Someone post the screencap
Squat becomes weighted crunches, no?
Also, barbell flies become reverse bb flies lmao
To be fair, when you have to lift something like 97.5 kg, it would be so much more convenient to just put 2x20 and 1x -1.25 on each side rather than have to go through a 20 a 10 a 5 a 2.5 and a 1.25
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this will be in a SIR comic
highly underrated
Get a brah to spot you.
Use bands to assist you at the top (or bottom if you set them over the bar).
Use chains to assist you at the bottom.
Get your shitty b8 back to r8ddit.
You could just do all your excercises upside down. Visit aussie gym
>that guy who hoards all the -10s
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Does your gym not have anti-gravity plates?
Mine has -2.5, -5 and -10s
That's only 77.5
inb4 this thread is posted on reddit
>mfw a army of manlets are flying ou of the pit
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>Gym Stacey running balloon-assisted marathons on the treadmill again
>All the underwater benches are taken
SCREENCAP THIS AND POST HERE
Hi instagram
Where can I cop some helibarbells?
I hollowed my bar out and filled it with helium. It's constantly floating around. I need to think out side of the box because I don't have safeties.
Holy fug I'm not the only one who has this thought about negative plates
S C R E E N C A P
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Lost hard
Air weight, baby.
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Ahh gold
>Mfw I dont even need pullup bar on my door way
>I just put my negative fucking floaty plates on the barbell and let it float to the cieling
Just do it band-assisted, you mong
underrated
Absolutely underrated post
How else would you do heavy negatives?
This is the best Veeky Forums thread in a long time
Holy shit I love you guys, this is why I love coming to this place.
trying so hard to make a meme happen
modern art
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>Need to reset from a negative bench by doing a fat lat pulldown to get the bar back down
Sounds like gains to me
He did brah
>being this much of a newfag
You guys could have just told op that nobody makes those
You don't have to be dicks
his gym doesn't have helium pl8s
NEVER gunna make it
they are out there, user, keep looking....
I have a bridge for sale, too.
might try lifting on the moon, you will be able to lift 6 times as much!!! gains!!!