Mires thread

>be me wearing a tight shirt
>go to insurance company
>remove jacket while waiting for my turn to talk to an insurer
>notice qt employee talking to two pajeets
>she stares at me repeatedly until I leave
>go to new gym full of DYELs
>do triples of squats until I decide to go for a single with 4 pl8s with no belt nor wraps nor other gear
>notice two lanklets who have stopped loading their barbell to watch me lift
>proceed to squat ATG with decent form
>can hear a "wow" coming from them as I rerack the barbell
>go home and fuck my traditional qt gf after dinner using all the force I gathered from the mires
Have I made it?

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this is what happens when you take too much zma before bed

>can hear a "wow" coming from them as I rerack the barbell

Lmao who the fuck cares how much people lift, let alone say "wow" out loud

I do, at my old gym every time one of the gymbros went for a PR 1RM we would watch him do it and motivate him

>shitposts on a fitness board
>is not impressed by feats of physical strength
neck yourself pls

>go to shitty sports club gym when I'm traveling out of office
>ask for dip belt from front desk for pull ups
>"lol user no one uses that area, try using machines"
>proceed to do 3 pl8 weighted pullups and dips
>dyels on machines constantly glancing at me to the empty pull up area

If you were 25 and you had two qts to choose from a 21yr old or 18yr old what would you choose?

The most beautiful

I've said fwaa under my breath when I saw how shredded this one guy was, no homo

This.
Or whatever one is alright with you having two+ qts.

>uncle user make a muscle!
>flex a cep
>nephews and neices are amazed only in the way innocent children can be

Eternal confidence boost

Also
>with gymbros
>one invites his sister
>we help her with her bench while doing our routine
>she and I alone at bench
>lol there’s no way I could ever get biceps like yours user
>wanna feel them?
>feels em up. Ask if she wants me to flex
>holy shit you weren’t flexing?


Muh larp. Ok I didn’t bang her cause I actually like my gymbro known him for 17 years and everyone in the friend group agreed his sister was off limits.

we’re all gonna make it bros

Second sounds so degenerate

>didn’t bang my best friends sister and destroy his trust
>yeah that’s degenerate op

user I...

>at uni gym
>have to go late because of schedule
>full of dyels and thots
>I'm probably the only dude that wears compression pants without shorts
>catch a bunch of people sneaking glances
>can't tell if it's my quads or my junk
>doesn't matter cause it's still a mire

In all honesty, it's probably my dick cause I'm still dyelmode

Girl I'm seeing told me I look like a Greek God

Strap in for story time lads as I finally lost my V card and it's actually thanks to this board.

Its probably because they dont see fags at the gym often.

>match with qt3.14 on tinder
>she messages me first
>"wow user you look like you could totally destroy me"

no greentext since shitty mobile
Be me am fit due to sports for years
Get depressed for 3 years
Find out about zyzz and his inspiration
Start to get back in shape and work on attitude
Women start noticing me
Get my confidence back start doing sports
Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!

Ask girl over we both have fun and fuck now both dating in love

I've made it

This is the kind of story I screenshot and save for when I'm not in the mood to get Veeky Forums
You go, you glorious bastard.

>be me
> make it in the gym
>get girlfriend
>girlfriend unironically becomes bitch after being with her for 5 years
>i can't stand her unapologetic neuroticism anymore

how do i end it boys?

18yo no question

Okay so what I usually do is when you’re next out with her and a group of her friends say “whoever has a boyfriend put your hand up” and then when she puts hers up say “you can put yours down”
Works to get you the asshole reputation that you crave

You didn't join the Official Fitness Server on Discord yet??
Share ideas, motivate each other, awesome greentexts stories, feels, food and diet stuff
We host a contest for best progress every month with real money as a prize!!! :)
We have alot of bros, but only one FEMALE who participates in the contest.
So any femanons are welcome, don't leave her alone with the hyena's of fit!! :D


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>I'm just not into you any more
>leave

why is this so hard for people to figure out

That's your fault. You can dump her or you can retrain her.

what do senpai?

what's a discord, and what can i do on it that i can't on this site?

This happened gradually, and at the same time, you let it happen. If she starts bitching again, don't get mad and do hear her out. But DON'T let her think that her bitchiness is welcome.

voicechat, hold contest, build brotherhood, motivate each other more personally etc etc.

Also its moderated to keep shit out, so higher quality

Keep giving chinks personal data.

i don't come to this website to form personal connections, i come here to look at pictures of frogs

yes we have a variety of frogs as well brother

>compression pants without pants
Wew lad, who raised you

>in club
>hanging out with friends, was buddy's 21st birthday
go to bar
>see 2 qts 'mirin
>buy them drinks
>dread.webm
>never really been with a girl before, let alone 2
>chat
>they can't stop looking at my forearms
>roll up sleeves
>their eyes widen
>chat for an hour, dance a little
>they're grinding on me
>decide to take them home
>don't even wait for bedroom, begin going at them in the living room
>idea.kamasutra
>get them naked
>get naked myself
>throw the tiny one on my shoulders, reverse piggy back
>eat her out while holding her, she's tiny so whatever
>she cums literally within seconds
>other one can't stop feeling my ass and sucking my dick
>ask if cocksucker wants a turn
>qt on shoulders literally pushes my head back into her pussy
>cocksucker didn't want a turn anyways
>fuck cocksucker until she cums twice
>tiny came 3 more times

Was the best night of my fucking life.

They're sneaking glances while they think to themselves "what a fucking faggot"

>be native American
>be 6'2 with long thick hair and a body you've worked for years to achieve
>JohnRedCornMode.exe
>get on bus
>local highschool has just gotten out
>chilling in the back while you mire your own pump from your upper body workout today
>see qt3.14 blonde girl mirin from the seat across from you
>flex a bit
>see her smile and look down
>get off of bus
>think maybe I should have gone for it but she was like 15 so no.

You're officially a gym thot