I need to laugh because I feel sad abloo bloo edition

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Made this shit meme myself a while ago
>FUCK YOU WHORE DONT TOUCH ME
always gets me

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I am so confused

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Does anyone have the screencap of the eggs online diet?

;_;

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Anyone have the cap of user stealing plumbing from the girls bathroom in the gym?

fucking DEAD

>close to two hundred pounds
>405dl

that was the best part

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405dl being a life goal, not a current lift.
I'd suggest you open a book, but clearly you can't read.

I'm kinda sad the manlet pit threads died off

Someone post the gif.

unironically inspiring

Say what you want about height but Jeff has great content

holy fuck that is good

99.9% of the posts in the wacky gym threads are not funny at all. i dont miss them

Underrated

Double shuffle tire flip

youtu.be/AZI9aXWEloo

Hard disagree, but to each their own

My sides

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holy fuck user i'm done my sides are gone

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Here's my ab workout for the day

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broh wtf this is you. what is this ?

Yeah it's me.
Years old.

Are your proteins not confused into the anabolic range?

Next you will be eating none activated almonds.

Oh dear.

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btw onion bro, was there any significant increase in your test by eating cacoa? I saw the results from the onion experiment, but not from the second one. You also ate sth else, not just cocoa,eh?

Per day.
1 medium red a day or two small. -reduce female sex hormone

Mine lowered by 66%

2 cap of concentrate Pomegranate (or replace a cap for a whole fruit)

400 -600mg of long Jack.
Get the tablets the powder taste THE WORST

focussupplements.co.uk/products/longjack-tongkat-ali?variant=4256971077

1 table spoon cocoa (not convinced on that one)

Increase test.
Mine raised 25%
Increase free test.
Mine raised 27%

Join with me.

unpost this statement!

That's actually the first body shot of you that I see. Hate to admit, but you looked kinda scrawny in the picture where you were pointing your finger, so I always took you for a bad reference. I withdraw this statement, you're joocy af.

This questions has probably been asked countless times, but do you feel more energetic / powerful as well?

reddit tier comment

>Poles → Toasters
Hole shit

>winking loudly
sides in orbit

> important tribute

>jews higher on the tree than cubans
my sides

>I would had never thought I had to die lifting side by side with a lanket.
>What about a bro?
>Aye, I could do that

FAKE

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A touch more.
Better focus.
Better drive in general.

Like when you are on top form.

fuckin kek

Lost it at women

we need an inspiration thread love this

>inb4 fedora imperacist nitpicks on if lobsters actually do this or not

i'm pretty sure the cocoa was for myostatin suppresion not test
no, h-how do i confuse my proteins? i'm a big believer in muscle confusion but i've never confused my proteins

>He doesn't confuse his proteins
It's like you don't wanna make it

Dude, i knew you were autistic,this confirms it.

Don't be like those lobsters Veeky Forums. Make the little bit of effort and clean your room bucko.

Autistic or artistic...
>probably the first.

Try double shuffle tire flips combined with going "oooooh" at the end.

I know right.

lost

thanks bro i'll try it, after all i trust you with my life and health. i just need to find a tire

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lookin pretty good m8. n-natty in this?

Yup.

Well if confusing my protien counts as natty.

It was before my first cycle.
Quite a while ago.
I'm a bit bigger and leaner now.

anyway solid natty physique. i wanna bet like that in this next year, i'm there all around but my arms which have lagged behind pretty bad

what was the purpose of this and do you have more

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holy hell

for millennia its been a known fact/myth among guys that pulling your dick makes it bigger why wouldn't you believe this

Purpose?
None.

More.
Nothing like this.
There is a highly detailed review and break down of products.
Worth a look if you like extreme detail.

youtu.be/q5rMRK4SYM8

wtf i love you even more now
2018 is officially the year of onionbrah and bloatlord

fukin saved

> often mentions leaving humanity behind,but offers no explanation other than telling he wants to be rich and play the piano.
Kek. 10/10

Glad you appreciated it.

>It began with the forging of the Great Plates. Three were given to the Nattys, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the powerlifters, great lifters and strongmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine plates were gifted to the race of Manlets, who above all else desire height. For within these plates was bound the strength and the will to govern each race.
>But they were all of them deceived, for another plate was made. Deep in the land of Planet Fitness, in the Fires of the Smith Machine, the Dark Lord Seidron forged a master plate, and into this plate he poured his roids, his jealousy, and his will to dominate Instagram.
>One plate to rule them all.
>One by one, the free gyms of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Plate, but there were some who resisted.
>A last alliance of manlets and nattys marched against the Crossfitters of Planet Fitness, and on the very rails of Smith Machine, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth.
>Victory was near, but the power of the plate could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Zyzzildur, son of the king, took up his father’s bar.

>Seidron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Plate passed to Zyzzildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of manlets are easily corrupted. And the plate of aesthetics has a will of its own.
>It betrayed Zyzzildur, to his death.
>And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the plate passed out of all knowledge.
>Until, when chance came, it ensnared another lifter.
>It came to the creature Scooby, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Skateboard Mountains. And there it consumed him. The plate gave to Scooby unnatural long squats. For five hundred years it poisoned his glutes, and in the gloom of Scooby’s garage, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world.
>Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Plate of Aesthetics perceived its time had come.
>It abandoned Scooby, but then something happened that the Plate did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a virgin, user, of Veeky Forums.
>For the time will soon come when virgins will shape the fortunes of all.

>my post is in the cap
NICE

>This is the home of my cousin, Zyzz
weeping_wojack.png

he's a big guy

please, I beg you, delete this now

awtism

honestly one of the funniest things i've ever seen

Never post this again, you fucking retard

are you charles from MDE?

I'm glad I will never be as butthurt as you.

Is and always will be the greatest comment ever on Veeky Forums

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