Why aren't there any gyms that play pornography?

Why aren't there any gyms that play pornography?

Sexual motivation is top tier

Unironically imagine the smell

whites will get triggered from all the BLACKEDraw playing

Why not get some Google Glass to watch prom privately in public user?

>operating heavy machinery
>no safety clothing
i work in construction and this genuinely triggers me

You think this is a good idea because you're imagining the scenario with normal, well behaved, attractive people. In reality you'd draw in every weird fucker in the city. Your gym would be full of dirty dudes masturbating out in the open.

>thrusting my boner forward during a squat

This and

>3mb png

retard

I can't be the only one who gets inspired by johnny sins

>airbrushed armpit

they're called bath houses. you should pay a visit to one, maybe you'll make some friends too.

> OP unironically thought this was witty & funny enough to take the time to find an image and post the thread.

Wow

I hadn't even noticed that
Now all I see when I look at this image is how retarded her armpit looks
Thanks user

The type of people who watch that shit aren't interested in self-improvement, Veeky Forums being an obvious exception.

how the fuck is "safety clothing" going to help you

you know full well she's not operating that

what does her shirt say?

I believe you mean it's pathetic.

I'm sure there are other baldies itt.

becuase women wont go, and women are the best customers because they dont use the gym

>living in Australia
LMAO

>Wanna watch (something) and eat ramen?

this
>guys pay for basic membership, just gym access and nothing else
>make a mess, sweat everywhere, take up space, scare off profit (fat people, dumb lanklets, women)

>women get Gold XXL membership with 5 years personal training, yoga, sauna, pool, gift shop, massage, tanning, never use any equipment beside the stepper

I don't if I should consider myself lucky to avoid wastes of space, or unfortunate to lack space.

But the free weight area and squat racks in my gym are at least 50% women.

where u live

mine is usually empty aside from a few other more serious guys while the women and young weenies use the machines and stretch

It's more or less the Korean equivalent of Netflix and chill

>not lifting for your future self
you're doing it wrong

>google glass
just use your phone like everybody else

because whiping down the gym equipment won't get rid of AIDS

everytime a girl is near me while lifting i manage to get a few extra reps

Fuck that what did he ever do for me?

Yeah but Johnny looks so good it truly doesn't matter for him.
For most other baldies having a full head of hair would've been their only redeeming feature.

I wouldn't mind if she operated my heavy equipment without safety clothing, if you catch my drift.