Bros I'm at a bar with this girl good chance if finishing it how the fuck do I hit on her...

Stop watching anime.

Not being on this board or any others in public would be a good start. Just go up to her and ask how she's doing.

what do you think Chad would do?
do you think he'd fret about it?
do you think he'd be nervous about it?
here's the thing, Chad is a real person. He's just not "me but minus the bad stuff". Because, user, you ARE "the bad stuff"
the very fact that you're posting this, or even thinking about it? That's not only you, that's bad. Everything about it
focusing on your flaws IS your flaws
worrying what she'll about hate you IS what she hates about you
YOUR awareness of these things is HER awareness of them
EVERYTHING is a self-fulfilling prophecy
you're way too in your own head. You're thinking way too much about yourself and how you look and what she thinks of you.
selfishness hides itself as pity, but your focus is on yourself
Chad isn't in his own head. He just "is". That's what "being yourself" literally is.
Ironically, the last thing Chad thinks about is himself
not because he's perfect
not because he's desireable
not because he's cocky
but because that's what Chad is, and what Chad does
he's still thinking about how awesome it is to rail this bitch, but even here his focus is on her
not for her needs, but in how pleasurable and desireable she is
selflessness hides itself as arrogance, but your focus is never on yourself
only once you have made peace with Chad, can you become Chad

TL;DR Chad is unironically a zen master
focus on her OP, by which I mean how great her pussy's gonna feel around your cock, and you'll do fine as long as you're not autistic about it

But actually. Get food/drinks finish and say "let's get out of here". Just walk her/Uber to your place, and she'll follow. Get in, tell her to take off her shoes, make out, finger her, ask if she wants to fuck like it's a foregone conclusion.

The philosophies spouted on this website never cease to amaze

Update

I went home alone. She was totally down to fuck but I quickly left. Fuck me why did I get cursed with autism? She was basically letting me feel her up then I was just like 'peace' and fucked off.

Fuck me

U should've went with a guy and make her question herself

NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

I hate you. If you're good looking enough and a woman is over you like that and you're trying to fuck just be honest. Tell her you're shy and a bitch and she'll do all the work. Probably would've domed you out and road you till the cows come home.

...

This strangely makes a lot of sense

Kill yourself faggot.

Fuck guys I could have had her and I just walked away.

She literally told me she wanted to fuck I'm just to dumb to take a basic hint

Fuck

Dammit guys I almost had her but she asked me if I could take her back to my place and I don’t have a vehicle. I just walked away.

You don't deserve the pussy

This sounds retarded but it's actually completely true. Trying to focus on everything except yourself turns your attention away from yourself and is one of the actual proven methods of reducing social anxiety.

idk dude how much do you The Press?

> bar with girl and comes to Veeky Forums and to Veeky Forums

PLZ BE REAL LOL

>She literally told me she wanted to fuck I'm just to dumb to take a basic hint
>LITERALLY TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO FUCK
>BASIC HINT
that's not a hint you ass burger. you're probably gay

HOW TALL ARE YOU user
WE NEED TO KNOW

Just think about what you wish she'd say to you in this situation and then say that to her.

Based

This reminds of me of the time some user posted while he was at a casual get together with friends. He posted a pic of the table they were drinking at and he was asking how to one up this chad who kept negging him.

Taxi you stupid retard

tldr: ARE IS IS YOUR HER EVERYTHING

Fk this guy i wanna hear what that guy did haha

Just stick it in her and pee user.

this is some god awful advice lol

>negging
you mean mogging

We give really good advice, so you're obviously doing all the right things so far user. Trust your instincts. Let us guide you. No second guessing.

Still awake contemplating my mistake.

Thing is she is a friend of a friend I'm gonna have to face her again.

What do I say?

Why would she want him to compliment her penis?

I don't think he did anything, just like this thread Veeky Forums just made fun of him and didn't offer any useful advice so he just sperged out

Also of you want me to be more specific on the hints we were sitting on a bench outside the bar cuddling cause it was cold out and she said "I don't need condoms I can take birth control in the morning"

>asking fit

Oh boy

Not literally. As in if you're sitting there wishing she'd say something like "let's go home together" or "I like you" or "I think you're attractive" then that's what you should say. OP already said he knew she wanted him so there was no chance of failure if one of them just initiated it. Unfortunately it turned out neither of them did anything about it because she has a pussy and OP is a pussy.

This is probably going to go over the heads of most. Doesn't make it any less true.

Respect and gratitude.

>well m'lady, it's been a wonderful evening
>what say I invite you over to my place so we can enjoy some of the finest japanese animation from my personal collection?

>only once you have made peace with Chad, can you become Chad

after being bulied for years and now having slept with almost 100 (grills) i confirm this hits so close to home

dude on a serious note. just meet her again. i pass up on perfectly good pussy because i wanna go home and browse chanz and because i know that i can get it later. you can, too. it's not too late.

I was expecting some very funny incel-tier autistic meltdown but this is unironically THE advice for any situation.

She sounds like a whore

Bitches love anime

t.incel

These are writings of false enlightenment

care to elaborate?

This sounds like something Ekhart Tolle would write.

learn from and dont dwell

>on a date with a thirsty girl
>browses Veeky Forums

No I don't

then continue masturbating

You lost any chance the minute you took out your phone and it wasn't for adding her number.

Tell her it smells like updog in here.

Peace be with you faggot

Just say hi what's your name, what are you doing tonight, the conversation will flow from there

The first move is the hardest part

Why do you lie to people you don't even know?

I wasn't on a 'date' with her. And I made this thread taking a piss in the bathroom.
We were hanging out at a bar together with some friends. I was talking to her all night and she %100 wanted it.

We were walking back we passed my apartment first and I quickly went inside without asking her to come I with me. The freinds we were with knew what was going on also everyone thinks probably thinks I'm a fag.

Alpha. She probably had aids.

I aquireed number and Snapchat. Maybe a dick pick and "this is what you missed last night"

What do I text?

Never send dick pics, it's not attractive and makes you look like a prick

Say the other night was great, we should do it again some time

>We were walking back we passed my apartment first and I quickly went inside without asking her to come I with me.

Hahahahahaha, dude you are fucking autismal. But you know what? It's better that way. Any girl is that would fuck on a first date or after just meeting someone in a bar is total garbage.

Good shit my man, chad would never write that out though.

As for you dumb motherfucker, pick a language you both speak, and then use the simplest way possible to ask her back to your place. Because guess what, her decision was made the moment she saw you. What you say wont change it.

I read this post while I was in bed with a sleeping beautiful naked girl at her house after she called me over on my way home from a date with another beautiful girl. It pains me to wake up this morning and see that you blew it. Don't let it discourage you. Practice getting your confidence up on some girls who you feel are below you. Eventually, you'll realize that all girls are below you and you have 3.5B to choose from.

You can do it, user. If one wanted to fuck you, she's one of many.

Maybe just offer the advice without the bragging next time.

> you are your own quivering mess
Alan Watts said this, you're essentially correct. Being yourself is just not getting in the way of yourself and staying in the present. Glad to see other people get it.

Many people forget that Alan Watts also said you sometimes need to detach from the present. You need to find the balance, being always in your head is determental, but acting without thought can be determental too. You need to know when to apply which. Never apply your logical thought process to women though.

6’4”

>hint

>women low IQ and reckless enough to take the term "plan B" literally

literally herpes or even HIV waiting for you down there. dodged a bullet.