>frozen gel eye mask on every morning after waking
>Next is a deep pore cleanser
>In the shower I use a honey-almond scrub
>I apply herb-mint facial mask
>After the mask I apply an eye cream
>Then I go to the gym and deadlift/squat/bench because fuck doing a thousand crunches and a some curl bro routine like he does in the book and movie
Has anyone else tried this? I look and feel better than ever.
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Impressive, very nice.
I use cucumber mask, another mask for blackheads, an exfoliator in the shower and a moistizer for dry skin after.
I use a frozen gel mask to reduce puffiness, but that's in the morning
Moisturizer*
I use cetaphil every now and then.
Lets see Paul Alan's routine.
>not working out to porn
Why even call it the Patrick Bateman mode? Just call it the DYEL mode.
The actual application order of those products is all over the place. That being said, yes I have.
>Frozen gel eye mask, second one because cat punctured first one
>Body scrub and pumice for removing dead skin in shower
>Manuka Honey & Walnut facial scrub
>Brush teeth second time in shower using mint charcoal mixture
>Shave
>Apply aloe/cucumber facial mask
>Apply hair product and cologne
>Proceed to do crunches, push ups, and lunges
My gym is really close to my work though, which is across town. So I typically go to the gym after work rather than in the morning. I've also made the following purchases in my effort to transform.
>Rockport Men's Tolini leather ankle boots for casual and formal wear
>Cigarette case to replace crumpled up cigarette packs in my pocket
>Arc Lighter electric lighter
>Nose hair trimmer
>Electric USB charging toothbrush
>Blackhead removal kit
>Beard oil and comb (I've since gone clean shaven but it's there if I want to grow my facial hair back out
Looking into local tanning places so I can get a light tan, currently ghost white.
The entire point of American Psycho was the ridiculousness of the level of materialism these people live by and how they base their worth on the products they consume. The book spends pages on pages just describing the brand of suit and glasses someone wears.
So I guess this is actually Veeky Forums in a nutshell. Carry on.
You're correct, it is focused on obsession with materialism. That being said, don't conflate aesthetics with materialism. I own these things to help me be more aesthetic which in turn helps me become a more self confident and generally better human being. I don't own them for the sake of flaunting brands or money.
If you don't think aesthetics are a key part of acquiring the power to change your surroundings you're kidding yourself. Being physically attractive is an incredibly useful tool.
clear skin is all genetics but have fun throwing your money away on gay facial masks
using all that shift everyday is bad as fuck for your skin t b h.
shouldnt be cleansing and exfoliating everyday.
>Clear skin is all genetics
I have naturally clear skin, I still use facial masks. They help get rid of dead skin and keep pores clear.
Your pores aren't meant to be open constantly, that's why people who do deep pore cleanses regularly actually end up needing them.
I never said I do this daily, I apply facial masks maybe 3-4 times a week, and they're gentle facial masks not the heavy duty shit.
pmuch this.
intentionally removing sebaceous filaments (the thing "blackhead strips" pull out that look like white stalactites on the paper) which are entirely benign and impact cosmetics minimally just invites other shit to infiltrate the pores.
by continuously opening the pores and removing these filaments you will get more white heads & black heads.
you should exfoliate max 1-2 times a week.
for skin health you should just be using a very light moisturiser everyday.
cleansing can be done every 2-3 days, as this shit really dries out your skin.
It was also written by a very narcissistic gay man. Once again, pretty on point with this board.
>>Frozen gel eye mask, second one because cat punctured first one
>>Body scrub and pumice for removing dead skin in shower
>>Manuka Honey & Walnut facial scrub
>>Brush teeth second time in shower using mint charcoal mixture
>>Apply aloe/cucumber facial mask
>>Apply hair product
Imagine having so terrible genetics you need to do all of that shit just to look acceptable
>>Cigarette case to replace crumpled up cigarette packs in my pocket
That explains the skin problems I guess. But yeah, stylish.
>>Arc Lighter electric lighter
Make an annoying sound but can be fun to shock your friends with
>>Nose hair trimmer
What's so hard about using a scissor?
>>Blackhead removal kit
Stop smoking.
>Looking into local tanning places so I can get a light tan, currently ghost white.
Don't. Just eat more vegetables, especially carrots. Pic related. Google carotenoid tan.
This
Nose hair trimmers are way easier than sticking a pair of small scissors up your nose. Buzzes it all down nicely.
>Immediatly after waking, I take a quick coldshower to wake the skin
>Thereafter, I rub onion juice on my body, which I leave on, untill I have finished my morning workout with my VidaXL multi-functional home-gym
>Then a quick shower
>Then a relaxing muscle recovery session in my Floating Sensory Deprativation Tank
>Eat a low-caloric keto breakfast as I make reservations at Dorsia for the proceeding 42 weekends
I just use a pair of decent hair scissors, but if you don't own one fair enough.
wtf do you shower and apply cosmetics before working out?
>So I typically go to the gym after work rather than in the morning.
>Apply hair product and cologne
>Proceed to do crunches, push ups, and lunges
>Apply hair product and cologne
>Proceed to do crunches, push ups, and lunges
Put down the weights and pick up a book.
>crunches, push ups, and lunges
>calling that a workout
>His backsweat makes him look like a walking SoulGlo commercial.
You must be a popular guy at work.
>Sweating significantly from a little warmup
I already look fine user, I do this stuff to accentuate already decent features.
Stop using charcoal, it buffs away the enamel and reveals the dentin below making your teeth look more yellow.
it's a temporary whitening solution that I won't be using for more than a month, not a long standing habit.
I don't smoke and my nose is full of blackheads.
>how you really look