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Fucked 32 girls in 6 years.

In terms of looks, six of those were below average, thirteen were average, twelve were above average, two were stunning.

No fat chicks.

For what purpose?

Id say good i just bagged number 35 at age 23 but i took down like 3 whales one stinky fat whale i almost barfed

>having insecurity issues that big that you need to validate yourself with other peoples bodies
Absolute kek

>>having insecurity issues that big that you need to validate yourself with other peoples bodies
Absolute kek

Never thought of it that way, but it's true

How do you do it? Just approaching girls all the time?

Internet. so many sites just full of sluts but you have to live in a decent sized city or have a uni nearby

I fucked about 25 or so last year and they were all flings. It was the year of me tossing girls in the trash to feel better about myself and assert that girls are pieces of shit.

Tricky question
Fucked 1 girl and 7 guys, girl was above average, 2 guys were average, 3 guys above average and 2 really good-looking guys.
Thing is, according to my current standards they're dyel and hence look like shit.

if thats a real ad, imagine being that guy and seeing yourself on some porn site while ur trying to jwerk off

That's Justin, silly.

Reported. Burn in hell degenerate.

>How do you do it? Just approaching girls all the time?

1. Approach
2. Internet/Apps

I think either method works only if you're of high social value/are charismatic or are able to fill a niche

How do you act like you give enough of a shit about girls to fuck them? I talk to them in tutes and sit next to them in lectures but I don't do jack shit outside of classes

you act like it? just pretend like everyone else then toss them to the garbage after you're done. Save the romance and the waiting for girls to approach for the cucks after they've hit the wall.

why didn't you try to date any of them?

>why didn't you try to date any of them?

Dated several of them, dating one currently

>turning 30
>Lost count
>Know how to talk to women
>Turn them to putty

Tinder - not even once.
Seriously I sick at online dating, can't line anything up.

>it's gonna take a day before jannies 404 this thread
the absolute state of this board

WHAT IS A BLUE BOARD YOU UTTER FAGGOT

MODS!!!!

>am 28, had first sex at 24
>in relationship with that girl for 3.5 years, dream woman but went through some rough shit together and didn't make it
>single for about 1 year, fucked 6 girls in that time:
>2 hookers, both nice body and giant fake tits, don't regret doing it but sex with a hooker isn't very good apart from amazing blowjobs
>1 tinder ONS, 21yr old bit chubby but not bad
>1 tinder ONS while I was in LA, 10/10 passable trans girl, the best no-feels sex of my life, nohomo
>1 girl I dated for ~3 months, 22yr old virgin but it was more like FWB and didn't have any real feelings, so I broke it off
>1 girl I'm currently dating, tiny and great body, smart, rich parents and with an actual career, definitely catching feels for her


feels good to be honest Veeky Forums

is there a way to increase flaccid size (i.e. becoming a shower?)? Asking for a friend of course

Jelq and punch your dick

How to aquire mommy gf?

quality thread

Quite honestly the saddest post I've read on Veeky Forums in a while.

Imagine having such low self esteem you have people rate your sex life on an anonymous image board.

This posts rating:
>sad

If you were actually trying to hook up all the time it's pretty dismal, but I fucked a similar amount in a bit less time just by not giving a shit and fucking when the opportunity was there and I felt like it.

This posts rating:
>good

>two colored dick
I have this. It makes me so insecure. Yet this guy is walking around with 0 fucks given. How do i get over it

Why are you looking at his dick, user?

because im insecure about mine

So, uh is, that dick considered a good size? I'm a grower myself, but my flaccid looks more or less like that (a bit girthier with visible veins). I've measured it at about 11 cm, completely flaccid. Thing is though, about 4cm of that is just the head, so it looks even smaller.

>he has a weird little cow penis

>trap

You had sex with a man. I hope you understand that.

>hurr guys look how many girls i've had sex with before marriage hurr
>yeah lol im depressed often and i do recreational drugs so what lol
>yeah i cant really establish emotional connections so i dont date anyway lol
>yeah i found a girl but i couldnt stop wanting to cheat on her lol

kill yourself op. find god

Mods

He looks like the German actor in sense8.

thought that was the naked dating show and looked at the pic for a good while thinking hmmm he definitely looks better than her is it really that skewed

Sad, because you are trying to make yourself sound like a Chad on an anonymous imageboard made for chinese girl cartoons and failing.

>trans girl
>10/10
>passable
>girl

enjoy your aids

How is this op image still up?

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