>makes you high for 30mins
>suddenly decreases energy
>fucks your concentration up
>makes you anxious/edgy
>makes you ADHD
>increases hearthrate
>you need more and more to have the same effect
>fucks your brain chemistry
>makes your teeth tainted
>only tastes good with good amount of sugar
why do people drink this shit again?
well if you are underage OP you can always have a sip instead
Decaf
Kills the appetite better then caffeinated coffee without the downsides
>only tastes good with good amount of sugar
t. literal child. Black coffee is delicious.
>add L-theanine
>after that no side effects
>many many positive effects on heart, liver etc
Grow up kiddo and have a cup of coffee
literally no reason to drink it. LMAO
Is this you?
90% of those are plain wrong though.
When you grow up you have to drink beer
>>only tastes good with good amount of sugar
you must be 18 or over to post on this site
It tastes good and is healthy in moderate doses.
What are you, a child who can't even dose things properly?
It might be shocking to hear this but effects can vary from person to person.
YUMMY YUMMY SUGAR IN MY TUMMY!!!
you must have a caffeine sensitivity, its an amazing drug
Yes, how did you know?
t. OP
>makes you high for 30 mins
half life is 5-6 hours
All the points you mentioned apply more to sugar than coffee
It doesn't do anything for me. Doesn't give me energy or make me tired.
Addiction.
Making a big mug right now but I h8 myself for it. This can't go on forever
>adamdavenport
>adam
So a male is asking co-workers to open a plastic bottle with nice big easy to open lid?
They are avoiding work, addicted and mostly slaves to the social pressure of drinking coffee with others like little bitches they are. Smokers, on the other hand, are just brainlets shelling out crazy money so they can stand outside their office building, freezing, and smelling like trash
I just drink water
Go cold turkey, you will sleep like 2 days in a row and maybe just wake up to go the bathroom or hydrate. And addiction is gone
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>makes you high for 30mins
>only tastes good with good amount of sugar
Are 16 year olds allowed to post on Veeky Forums?
>Go cold turkey, you will sleep like 2 days in a row and maybe just wake up to go the bathroom or hydrate. And addiction is gone
you forgot to mention the headache
will ibuprofen work for that?
I had only a slight one, so I did not take anything
just pulled down the curtains, told everyone to be silent next few days, and fucking slept
Try ibuprofen, it will probably work
>not drinking decaf with coconut or mct oil in order to get maximal nutritional gainz
Not gonna make it.
>makes you high for 30mins
Are you a literal retard? It takes 45 minutes for caffeine to be at 99% absorption, and has a half life of 6 hours.
Also,
>pure caffeine powder ftw
Drink one cup in the morning.
Still 30 mg caffeine in your bloodstream as you go to sleep.
Kek, thanks but no thanks!
All of those are incorrect unless you have baby tolerance or binge drink it.
Teeth stain only factual but learn to brush your teeth lad.
love the taste, nothing more
having a warm beverage first thing in the morning at work, and after lunch, especially on weekends while playing vidya; is maximum comfy
i drink tea sometimes, but dont like it on the same level as coffee, and i dont want something with sugar
There has to be more negatives for coffee then people like to admit. The coffee companies probably want the whole world drinking it so they found lots of studies to show that its good for you while they also try to stop everything negative about it from coming out. People are of course so addicted to it that they will defend it no matter what.
I drink coffee for 6+ years and I never experienced any of that.
I don't feel like it's doing anything to me, I just like the routine of grinding my beans + french press, I love the smell too.
beer kill your test (hops is full of phytoestrogen)