What are the best martial arts, in Veeky Forums's opinion? Pros and cons? Been doing some research...

What are the best martial arts, in Veeky Forums's opinion? Pros and cons? Been doing some research, but I don't have the know-how to separate the wheat from the chaff. I've heard Krav maga is effective, but you don't always want to brutally cripple your opponent.
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krav maga is cool and all but also kickboxing, whatever that shit that special forces do, and just shitting yourself while squealing

Is it ignorant to think I could beat her up just because I'm twice her size?

Well no shit. There's a reason weight classes exist. Also, women are significantly disadvantaged to begin with.

>don't have the know-how to separate the wheat from the chaff. I've heard Krav maga is effective,
You heard wrong, krav maga is some jewish bullshit. Its legit shit.

Now mostly any martial can be good, boxing is good, mma, kickboxing, muay thai, karate, even chinese kungfu and shit are all good as long as you find good instructor/club to train with that dont teach bullshit but a full contact fighting.

(Didnt mention jujitsu or wrestling because and not dissing their effectiveness as seen by various examples by fighters worldwide but just in my personal opinion purely grappling ma should studied together with some kind of punching and kicking ma)

Why is it that small women that do martial arts say they could kick my ass? There’s this 95lb girl at work that does muey Thai and I’m pretty sure I could just hug her to death

Fuck off, Krav Maga is the shit! From day one they're teaching you how to kill/break bones.

You also get used to getting kicked/getting punched with little to no protection/equipment which other martial arts discourage.

most practical
>boxing

most fun
>taekwondo

best of both worlds
>judo

Boxing/muay thai + bjj/judo/wrestling

Disregard anything that claims to be 2dedly or 4dastreetz

Mcmap is literally muay thai + bjj. Krabby magoo is a meme. In fact, all military combatives are pretty shit. They're called armed forces for a reason.

You're legit retarded.

haha is this attempt at b8? Or are you just a kike shill, we give you deadly techniques from day one, goy (but for a price)

BJJ complemented with some basic striking takes you a long way

Well you wouldn't want to get hit by a strike but you'd stand a good chance. It's not easy to land clean shots in a proper fight.

>punching
>kicking
>both worlds = grappling

do you feel like a TUFF DOOD?

I think he means judo is a combination of fun and practical.

did muay thai for a year, mixed in some mma since last and also did some krav maga, and i can say that it doesn't really prepare you for a fight.

*blocks her kick*
*snaps her brittle woman legs like twigs*
*begin licking her sweaty cunny with no resistance*

hehehe

Tai chi is fun to learn and supposedly good for you but not effective as a fighting technique.

You may have a solid chance but one of those kicks may as well knock you out if it connected right.

Muay thai
Judo
BJJ

pros: all of the striking, grappling, and submission
cons: none of the bullshit

No martial art will prepare you for a fight if you don't spar. All any martial art is is a set of tools for you to use in a given situation. Krav maga plays into your instinctive reactions to reduce probability you fuck up the strike/grip release when your adrenaline is cranked to 11, but nothing is retard proof and you must actually spar to be able to use it in a fight.

>Krav Maga is the shit
>getting kicked/getting punched with little to no protection/equipment

>other martial arts discourage

Holy fuck, I wonder why? People die like that, idiot

>you must actually spar to be able to use it in a fight.

this

if it's not automatic, you won't do it under pressure.

t. still trying to unlearn some bad habits

taichi forms (or pretty much any ma that has forms) are meant as a guide, a collection of individual movements that you can apply when needed, to do that you need to practise those forms over and over again. Once you do that and are able to use basic movements in that way (as opposed to just charging in blindly and swinging punches everywhere with no control and eyes shut) then it said that you fight in particular style.
Taichi has kicking and punching its just forms taught in the west concentrate on legs, footwork, and low stance

Until you get knocked the fuck out in literally 10 seconds by a retired mma fighter

>What are the best martial arts, in Veeky Forums's opinion?
Pipe bomb

I should add *who did nothing but throw straight punches while moving forward

Wrestling + bjj + kickboxing is the basic combination you need for mma. MMA literally beats every part of it's compoments

*teleports behind you*
nothing personnel, kid

Boxing and wrestling are the kings. If you do these you're going to be more deadly than 99% of people in every room you enter. Krav maga is fucking beta tier faggotry.

After establishing a base and good fundamentals in boxing and wrestling, proceed into jiu jitsu/submissing wrestling and muahthai/mma striking. From there do whatever the fuck you want but the best fighters in the world have good hands.

a straight punch is straight punch in taichi, boxing, muay thay *you name it* martial art, if someone gets knocked out by straight punch in the first 10 seconds the he is just a shitty fighter no matter what martial art he does

kickboxing is gay. Boxing first always. Fuck niggers but Deontay Wilder is fucking Stipe up in a street fight until Stipe takes it to the ground.

Martial arts always greatly depends on the individuals teaching and the people training along side you.

Ive done judo all my life (started at 4, 25 now)
>usually cheap gyms that often let you lend the equipment at first
>strength helps but only if you know how to apply it or you will just tire out
>takes long to master (my opinion)
>people who started judo late tend to be stiff during the fight
>great as a grappling martial art since it will give you experience standing and on the ground
>BJJ is more variable on the ground since there is a lot more allowed than in judo
>If you have a decent gym it will give you a great workout

For your lower body you dont need that much endurance but can gain a lot from brute strength. You try to keep the flow during the fight to explode when your oponent doesnt expect it.

Upperbody needs and builds good short time endurance comparable to the stress of a hypertrophy workout.

For sport purposes Judo is one of the best out there. For fighting for your life not really.

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Judo also builds a great sense of balance when it comes to fighting.
Whether to move into your oponent, move away or redirect his force.
Makes it almost impossible for people to do a takedown 1vs1.
Even if they manage to bring you to the ground they almost always end up in the worse position.

So as a defense and especially when your oponent gets closer than you like it is pretty much the best.
Apart from armbars and chokes you are not dealing much damage though.
Throws suprisingly don't hurt that much and mostly just desorientate the oponent/ leave him in a prone position..

ufc

>is fucking Stipe up in a street fight until Stipe takes it to the ground.

>street fight
nerd

>until stipe takes it to the ground
So, literally the first 10 seconds?

any martial art without sparring if almost completely worthless in a fight.
It is like only doing powerlifting and suddenly wanting to compete in football

>has opportunity to slam her (17s)
>doesnt

this says a lot more about the mindset of the beta male than the prowess of the female

I do Kali (Eskrima), it's fun and useful. It uses kicks, weapons, and hand-to-hand. Locks, sweeps, strikes. Encompasses almost everything I think. Recently went to a Dan Inosanto and Rick Faye seminar.
I do Thai Boxing for conditioning. Kali for fighting technique.

Boxing, wrestling....everything else is just bullshit sport

Boxing
Muay Thai
Wrestling
BJJ

/thread

Wrestling is literally the gayest sport after competetive gay porn.

>nerd
huh?

>So, literally the first 10 seconds?

Yeah you're clueless. I'm saying boxing is superior to kickboxing from a pure striking standpoint. Kys.

t. closeted gay man

Wrestling/grappling is high test. I understand why insecure fags are afraid of it though. Don't want to be exposed and get an erection when they get their back mounted.

Yeah a good wrestler could pin you down and fuck you, and there would be nothing your silly meme martial arts could do about it.

>wrestling
>not a bullshit sport

>pin opponents shoulders
>"yay I won"
>opponent literally kills you from guard

So you think in a fight all a wrestler is trying to do is pin you...real life is not Basically Junk Judo...but muh purble belt.

A good wrestler could pin me down, but only if I was bound by the same ruleset he was familiar with.

If the rules go out the window "hurr durr street fight" the wrestler has no tools to actually finish a fight, and no striking ability whatsoever. It's all just posturing.

It's already been said a few times in this thread but the best martial arts IN ORDER:

Muay Thai
BJJ
Judo

everything else is just accessory work

I think by definition martial arts include sparring, if someone is teaching and doesnt let people spar the he is fraud and a scammer.

>muh street fight
It's going to the ground in 10secs or less

>purely striking standpoint
So, a kickboxing match? Not a streetfight.

>It's going to the ground in 10secs or less
In other words knock them out in 10 seconds or less and if that fails gtfo of there.

Learning how not to easily go to the ground is one of the most important street fighting techniques, knowing when to really gtfo is the other one

Yeah Brock Lesnar got man handled in the UFC...all those MAMA guys just blew through him with these superior martial arts..did he even win a match?..kept on trying to pin people or something

>muh muay thai
>muh boxing

How stunned are you? Holy fuck.

I'm saying that wrestling + boxing is the KING combination. I was replying to someone else who listed kickboxing, but not boxing. I used Wilder and Stipe as an example to illustrate my point.

my take on it is basically:

If you are ever in a "street-fight":
1) Think about how you fucked up so badly you ended up here, and think about how to avoid doing it ever again.
2) Try to escape
3) Try to survive the probably inevitable beating without permanent disability/disfigurement

Yeah you gotta do both.

>brock lesnar is a collegiate wrestler with no other experience

fuck off with your weak ass example you dumb faggot

>someone slaps your gf's ass in a club
>you do nothing because your #1 priority in life is survival
fucking amerimutts lmao

that nog doesnt do boxing OR muay thai OR wresslin

Yeah it kind of looks like he's popping a jab but after watching closely he has no idea what he's doing.

>implying i have a GF
>implying i would go to 'da club' with her if I did
>impling I would do nothing

I just wouldn't be a fucking idiot and confront him in the middle of a club or some shit when who knows how many friends are around etc.

>wait until he's looking at my extremely attractive GF's ass
>glass him
>gtfo

any other made up scenarios you would like my advice on?

Kickboxing is objectively better than boxing

it's like boxing, but you also learn how to do other stuff good too

>I just wouldn't be a fucking idiot and confront him in the middle of a club

If you let some guy slap your gf's ass and you're too afraid to do anything, you will lose serious frame in her eyes. She might never be able to respect you again and unfortunately may feel sexual attraction to the guy who did it.

Jewish marketing detected.
Israeli soldiers wear nappies and cry hysterically when someone dies.
Krav maga is a dishonourable martial art created by a dishonorable nation.

>someone slaps your GF's ass in a club
>you step to him, thinking you will impress everyone

>you either win the scrap or lose, doesn't matter because
>the rest of his gang beat you to death outside da club later that evening

>too afraid to do anything
>glass him

Pick one

>trash footwork
>amateur head movement
>stiff
>kicks above the waist are extremely high risk in non competition settings

youtu.be/vtSQSbJzGAM

Ha..look at the faggot bjj guy keep flopping down..my favorite part is when he gets the shit slammed out of him

>wrestling + boxing is the KING combination
>pic related

but for real it's kickboxing + BJJ

>HW champ
Boxing and wrestling background
>LHW champ
wrestling background. "kickboxer" but can't kick to save his life and mostly dirty boxes and clinches
>MW Champ
MMA all-around
>WW Champ
Wrestling background, scores biggest knockout's with his right hand
>LW Champ
Boxing primary weapon (left hand)
>Featherweight Champ
grew up training MMA, so all around
>BW champ
Wrestling background, kickboxing adjusted for MMA
>FW champ
Wrestling background, kickboxing adjusted for MMA

Hmmm. Sorry man jits is necessary but it's certainly not the best if you can't take your opponent to the ground and keep him there.

If you want the quickest and most effective results for defending yourself in a street fight, do krav maga. If you want to compete in tournaments or reffed fights choose an actually MMA class or boxing.

Judo is deader than dead. One starting judo now won't learn the basic standing locks that help th most e.g. kannuki gatame or ude gaeshi.
>You also get used to getting kicked/getting punched with little to no protection/equipment
There is the cunt that never got KO'ed while training cause he never sparred at at least 60%.
this, it prevent to go to jail in developped countries for use of excessive force.
No bjj is gayer, but I like it.
UFC now has a massive wrestling bias (no kick to a downed opponent, wich includes no knee or upkick within the guard.)
Sambo is fun though.

Stop shiling krav maga, its a fucking meme for the goyim, it is one of very few martial arts that is a complete scam. Stop deluding yourself.

Well it's not a martial arts first of all, it's an Israeli defence program used by the military and it's taught to tons of law enforcement so I'd say it's pretty effective

You retards need to stop larping.
>X beats Y in a real fight on the street
No one fucking cares. In the real world people dont fight each other.
Choose a martial art you enjoy and do it for a sport.

>not standing up using brute force and smashing her against floor.
Yeah, truly realistic.

Not a martial art but lethal as fuck

i'd already have my erect penis out and her pants down before the toe stomp.

Shill, I have seen 100 better krav maga demo clips (still fake though) than that gif
Krar maga is bullshit

So everything chinese is a scam. Glad we cleared that up

Frank dux and george dillman have taught both military and LEO. Military combatives are shit

yall obviously dont train. there wasnt a single point where he couldve slammed her

boxing footwork and headmovement only work in boxing matches. dont apply your standards for them to kickboxing or mma.

That foot stomp was the dumbest shit I have ever seen.

A basic wrestling grip break like you see in MMA would have been far more effective

There are a lot of threads on Veeky Forums than make me cringe, but these martial art threads on Veeky Forums really do me in.
All these guys who have never trained, bjj white belts, and dudes that took two months of boxing in college/did taekwondo giving commentary and advice on how to fight. lmao kill me please

Could have done a mat return at the beginning

the problem with chinese martial arts is that (unlike lets say karate) chinese have monopoly on them. I have done chinese martial arts and while technique behind them is valid it takes for a china man around 1 year to teach one basic concept, also there is alot of shit like mysticism and culture that they are trying to sell, chinese when it comes to money are almost as bad as jews.
Kungfu for example if taugh like like muay thai, just enough theory and the rest sparring and conditioning (all mistic bs aside there is alot of similarity) would as efective and much less disrespected in martial arts world.

>that weak beta who is too insecure to be touched by another man
every fucking thread

>every warrior culture in history values wrestling as a masculine activity. Uing strength and skill to physically overpower and submit another man
>hyper-feminized post-modern american boys think it's "gay" and instead resort to 1v1's in CoD and playing Fortnite

@17seconds. all he had to do was literally fall on her but instead he staggers forward into the chair

it's obvious he is holding back. it would be way too easy to hurt the bitch

>most fun
>tkd
More like most likely to require a knee replacement

>headmovement only work in boxing matches
opinion discarded, literal retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=E7oougI2LqU

Short video to hammer the point home.

thats not a slam and wouldnt do much at all.
true

>sambo is fun
Understatement of the year. Funnest and most educational sparing i ever did was with a 60 something Croatian refugee

learn to read you mongoloid

well it's not textbook but if you drop a bitch from ~6 feet and land on her thorax with ~80kg she's gonna feel like she got fucking slammed