Gruglets try escape gruglet cave again

>gruglets try escape gruglet cave again

>be gruglet
>go to education cave but bever learn

>be NA grug
>go to education cave
>get cubbed

>berry pickers try to steal my arrow shooter
>me need arrow shooter to fight dragon
>they say people use arrow shooter to shoot manlet cave
>me not see problem

grug have to pay cave tax

>me live in anglo cave now
>me think grughamed best shaman
>if anglo cave no follow grughamed rules, will ride mammoth into cave

>implying you not berry picker
all grug know only berry picker use arrow shooter

Fucking kek

Kek, it was only a matter of time till prehistoric brainlet Jewjak would become a thing.

Me no want hunt any more. Me smash willy and paint face with berry juice. Now me berry picker.

>will ride mammoth into cave

WHEN GRUG BUY TREENUT WAS WORTH SIX HIDE AND TWO MEAT!

NOW TREENUT ONLY WORTH ONE MEAT!

GAAAAH!

>me lose 60 grandparents in holobunga, now you pay meat to long nose cave as punishment

10/10

Impressive post

>me get new berry bush
>me eat berry from bush and me feel like pretty she-grug
>me also thinking about painting face with berry juice and quit fighting

60 is big number. 60 can no be burn in short time with fire. Me think Holobunga not true.

>OOGA BOOGA ROCKTENDO SWITCH

ug you just anti-slagite

you beat me to it

>be gruglet
>don't want anymore mammoth meat, me like berry juice more
>drink berry juice everyday instead of stupid mammoth meat
>I hate arrowshooter grugs they think they tough because they carry more wood than me and berry-eaters
>me notice recently I have milky-bong-bongs like berry pickers
>blame it on arrow-shooters fuck them

>grug lift rock
>grug want get strong
>grug eat yumyum and sweetsweet
>stupid tribesmen ask grug why eat sweetsweet
>mfw they not know about dirty bigeat

NONUTTERS WIN AGAIN. GET REAL JOB

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very impressive

#notallgruglims

Batch not spoil with one bad fruit. You make look bad. This white grug fault. Would not happen if white grug have no bow and arrow and gruglimphobia

someone remind the name of that movie lads

Holobunga no real, you grandparents die of cough. Agrug Hitler no do wrong

big nose tribe steal rock again, day of stick soon

The Croods?

>be grug
>grug go to stone lifting cave to grow arms
>many berry pickers at cave
>berry pickers not use stone
>berry pickers just do squats
>berry pickers could do that at home cave
>grug leave stone lifting cave to eat more purple layered plant, fuck roasties

>The Croods
nah its some old one not animation, one guy literally wears same thing as in ops
ah they go to las vegas too or something like that

Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas?

top geg, agog

>Grug lift ten stone.
>Grug eat no fly bird and mouth burn grass only.
>Chag lift only five stone.
>Chag eat honey and liver.
>Chag still bigger and stronger.
>All birthers mate Chagg.

Nice

>be grug planet
>have lots of berry tree and razorback fat give to me
>I do not lift rock, no food under rock
>muh tribe name "genetica bigga"
>winter time come, me no worry
>been designing wheel, help move across plains
>only eat 1 food a day
>1 food takes all day to eat
>berry picker never eaten my dong seed
>arrow shooters push me over for fun

>you grugs hear of longnose tribe new wheel?
>it stop on pebble and pick up

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Posted this over in another thread but this is apparently the manlet thread

Had a Veeky Forumsinspired dream tonight you might enjoy

> be me 6'0 king of manlets
> be at specops tryouts
> at the measuring post
> get measured to 5'4
> officer tells me there must've been something wrong with the floor last time
> look down, floor has collapsed under me so I'm way below ground level
> I point it out but the officer just sighs
> tells me that sucks but I'm 5'4 for life now