How do I get Chad to notice me?

How do I get Chad to notice me?

show bobs and vegana

become a Stacy.

Get fat injections into your breasts and ass.

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Unironically this.

Unless you're a fatty and/or irredeemably ugly, this will work. It's extremely easy being a female.

Real humans are a little bit more complicated than you Pajeet.

Sure, you'll be noticed OP, and then blocked.

Learn how to make up, shower daily, start using shampoos without sulfate and start eating healthy and become cardio bunny.

Don't paint your hair like a clown.

Be a woman really, there is nothing much into it.

You guys act as though other girls don't have the same assets to flaunt and use.

Shut up roastie

Who is Chad to you?

damn roastie get off here this is a MAN’S BOARD

improve your hair game + giggle a lot

having sex with him would be a good start

whip out your dick

>How do I get Chad to notice me?
If girl: cleavage, legs, show interest in what interests him

If gay: If bait: KYS

if actual roastie

Men are much simpler than you are. We're not going to pick up on your subtle hints. If we think you might be flirting we don't want to make any move because we could get #MeToo'd straight into a 8x8 box with Jamal.

If you like them, grab them and kiss them.

Lift more than he does.

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Talk to him, when you do flirt (if confident enough), and/or occasionally use physical contact while talking

eye contact, smile, say hi
may need to try more than once for retarded guys

wtf are you asking here for?
it's like going to a homeless shelter and asking how to become a millionaire. Or asking a bunch of skellies how to bulk.

You're a fucking woman, all Chad needs to do is just say hello, or you know, you can just quit being a shallow bitch

I can't be the only guy who is disgusted by makeup.

Works everytime

shoulda done SS faggot

lol when you walk outside what percentage of females do you mire? there are more ugly women than men

basically go slight bimbo.

>squat till you drop
>get low bf %
>keep yourself in a state of arousal
>get lip injections
>get a boob job
>keep your hair well made
>keep your clothes highly revealing (cleavage, underboob, whale tail, short skirts, short shorts, etc)

You'll have chads all the time double stuffing you.

I just did bby

Same

This, basicaly look like a cheap whore.

depends on the chad.
for me just dont be a thot, hold friendly conversation and give flirty eyes. most girls coming onto me aren't nearly as subtle as they think they are. which can be cute but can also be cringey.

>iktf

Problem for me is i'm a trap ;-;

I would avoid a girl who does lip injections or boob job

>disgusted by makeup
>posts pic of a chick wearing makeup

Suck his dick