/miring/

No mire thread in catalog
I'll start
>be me
>18 6'1 196lbs 15% bf
>liftin for some time now decent body
>best friends female qt 7.0 friend
>at his house asks me to flex my arm feels it up says its thicker than my best friends neck ( MOGGED )
>continues to give me compliments about my body for the night
>asks to take a picture of her hanging from my biceps
>didnt make a move because I want to fuck a different girl

>be me
>be best friends with a girl
>lately been feeling more and more attracted to her
>she invites me over to keep her company because her parents are out for the night
>as a joke i said I'd let her stroke my abs when I got some gains
>"well let's see your abs user!"
>take off my top and my friends jaw drops
>she jumps me and we make out on her bed
I fucking love this girl lads. We're still good friends and we still flirt a lot but I can't help but think a relationship would just be fucked

Think with ur head not ur dick m8, be careful not to end up in a feels thread
U already made out might as well make it official u cant be just friends anymore anyways

Let's hope this one takes off as the last 2 were shit and got archived after 30 replies.

Don't listen to this idiot. If you don't fuck her you're going to regret it. After she finds a stable boyfriend, gets married and has no time for you all you'll be able to think about is all the opportunities you let slip by

Posting best mires

>be in high school
>at gym see some kids that go to my school doing bench
>ask if I can work in (wanted to do some cool down I had already done my sets)
>rep their 1rm like 20 times and then the Guy asks my last name
> tell him, “oh aren’t you that guy that everyone says is a god at lifting”
>what
> “yea all the juniors and sophomores told me about you”

Didn’t see that one coming but I guess that counts as a mire right?

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Lol not real but funny

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You absolutely braindead retard I gave him the same advice to start a relationship but to be careful not to get too attached

you should ask if you can suck their cocks user

warning: i was 19 years old and had weapons grade autism when this happened

> go to beach for BBQ with a suite of lasses and lads (it’s a thing in ‘murica)
> freshmen year college
> playing football
> typical murican day at beach
> be me - aussie moved fo US recently, 6 foot 3, 210lbs lean as my whole life has been gym
> intimidated by USA college life
> surrounded by small no muscle freshmen asian and mexican bros
> my shirt off
> group of 20 girls from the other suite playing dumb charades and eating smores
> one girl says “come play w us user”
> all girls looking at me without shirt, pointing and giggling
> tall qT brunette i was looking at all the time walks up to me and introduces herself
> her sorority girlfriends start giggling
> am turning red like holy shit all alphaness disappears
> very awkward situation lol 20girls and 1 autistic user
> say “what’s so funny girls”
> brunette qT says “user i think you”re hot”
> sorority lasses giggle and say omg gurrl
> i say “t-thanks you”re cute too haha”
> play dumb charades with them and have fun
> talk to qT alone for a while and get her number, didnt kiss her or anything im fucking autistic she wa ssitting in my lap... shitting myself shes so pretty
> lads patting me on back that night

That was 2 years ago and the best mire of my life as that qT has been my GF for almost 2 years.

She is a dime of a lass. Tall, Veeky Forums with abs and perfect hourglass, nice wavy hair, nerd. I really enjoy her company and love her. Call me emotional faggot all u want I feel lucky to have her.

I got a job in a restaurant to flirt with customers but discovered that since I am the only straight man working there who isn't a beta manlet or a poo-in-loo chef that I don't need to try and pull customers because the female/gay staff are mirin every single day almost non stop. It's kind of crazy.

>manager says shes tired and needs a hug
>tell her if she hugs me I'm probably gonna grab her ass
>she hugs me and I squeeze her thicc behind
>'ooh that felt nice actually'
>now she hugs me like 5 times a day to get her ass touched

>'user I've got some good news and bad news'
>'whats the bad news'
>'you've got to close down the bar alone tonight'
>'shit. whats the good news.'
>'you're really tall and good looking.'
>'y-you too'

>19 year old girl starts and I've got to train her
>she keep mentioning my chest and how she can see my nipples
>she pinches them and i pinch her nipple back
>momentarily worry that I've gone too far and i'm gonna get fired for sexual harrassment
>she makes a shocked smiling face and says 'my boyfriend is picking me up later, you probably shouldnt do that while he's here'

>slutty Hungarian girl is talking about her ideal boyfriend
>'tall, maybe some muscles, he needs to be maybe a bit of an asshole. And er...how you say...' *makes the universal sign language for big penis*
>all the girls turn around and look at me knowingly, then start giggling

I've got a million of these, I'm considering going full time at the restaurant because the ego boosting attention is addictive

Good 4 u user, glad u repaired yr autism ( least a little )
Dont end up in a /feels/ thread when u cut it off eventually better to go /fraud/

wtf dude these are not really that good, stop posting this

>She is a dime of a lass

>fucking my gf, I'm on top
>she holds to my lats like they're handles
>flex them and she grips harder
>after we're done I'm standing on my knees on the bed
>she's checking me out
>"what?"
>"Your shoulders are so broad, you look like a superhero"

she has a pic related body

I got one
>be me
>new in town but went with a qt coworker to a party
>just came from gym so instill got a decent pump.
>know absolutely no one except my coworker at this party so go off by myself to work on my social gainz
>talking to everybody and having a good time
> find my coworker and she is fucking hammered, like can't stand up keeps falling over hammered
>go stand next to her and put my arm around her so she stops falling into the wall
>the rest of the party she's either groping my ass, feeling up my back or running her hand along my and.
>everybody decided to go to the bars and I wanted to go with them but I felt obligated to make sure my coworker got home safe.

If she would of been a little less drunk or if I would of been at her level I totally would of fucked her that night. Some times it sucks being the good guy but at least I kept my morals

bby please, would HAVE not would OF

It's copypasta at this point

a girl told me i looked like a 'sex god" until i couldn't get it up lol.

happened a couple days ago. talking with group, my shirt is off
>"yeah user you're probably the strongest person here"
>haha nah it's probably X
>X: "no way look at you"
normies are retarded im slightly past ottermode

>wear ranger panties to la fitness
>deadlift day
>some guys straight up laugh at me
>older women stare
>some thicc powerlifting grill in boy shorts doing squats in the rack next to me actually came up and told me she thought my shorts were hilarious
>say "I see why girls wear shorts to the gym, all my lifts went up the shorter the shorts were"
>she actually laughed at that
>she then says "you got really nice legs too"
>after some more small talk she asks if I wanna work back with her next time to "check" her deadlift form
>agree to it and she packs her shit and leaves the gym
>my face the whole time

Please advise Veeky Forums

I am a facelett, king of manlets (6ft, 78 kg, ~10%bf)

I occasionally glance at other girls in the gym making sure its just an innocent glance, for the most part I ignore them and dont make eye contact with anyone. I may have caught few times girls miring or they may have been looking to a guy near me or just looking in general direction, its hard to say, they didnt look impressed or awed in any way (because clearly there is little progress and nothing to be impressed about) and when i looked them in the eye there was nothing that would have indicated miring (also they were average looking or below so I dont really care)
I am not a very sociable person and I avoid contact with people I dont know.
There is one girl at work who possibly likes me (though I have 0 interest in her) and I really dont like her attention. Maybe she is hoping I will ask her out and I am not gonna ask a single girl out ever even if it means I stay single forever (because mainly fear of rejection and just not wanting to socialize) and its [2018] we are equal... if someone is interested in me, SHE can ask me out.
Sorry no green text if you dont like it you can fuck off.

I've seen this same fucking story in every thread recently. Fucking. Stop.

>Please advise Veeky Forums
consider yourself advised

I had one just a moment ago

>match w/ thot on tinder
>few weeks go by with her ducking me when I ask if she want's to go out
>drop her and go about my business
>go to store today and happen to recognize her since she's now a cashier there
>drops her spaghetti everywhere while helping another customer because it's the first time she's seen me in person. Kept glancing over while i'm being helped.
>she's uglier in person.
>make small talk with the other cashier and leave once she's done ringing me up

Felt good. Reinforced that i'm a high value man and shouldn't be fucking around with basic bitches.

>was seeing a girl on and off for the last year or so
>I was the one who wanted it to be more serious and she just isn't really to settle down yet. We stopped sleeping together but still hung out once every few weeks.
>Eventually get tired of the situation and stop talking to her
>Use the crappy feelings I had about the situation with her to fuel myself in the gym every day.
>Randomly texted her for the first time in three months
>Arranged to meet up this past Friday night.
>Had a great time, got drunk together, wound up at her place.
>Realize she's DTF
>As I'm taking off my shirt, she looks at my body (which looks significantly better than it did the last time she saw me) and she just says "wow".
>Realize that this is basically what making it feels like.
>Then realize that I don't actually need her and that I don't need women to define me.
>Proceed to have extremely rough sex with her. I'm still covered in claw marks and bruises.
>Feel as though I've grown as a person, gotten more Veeky Forums and had some wicked sex.
>Fuck yeah!

>working at a restaurant
>closing up for the night so im sweeping the floors
>mexican show who cant speak much english walks up to me
>goes "hey you workout user? your back is real big right here" and pokes at my lat
>say "yeah thanks man, you look pretty big too"
not much of a mire but felt good as i havent been back in the gym for too long
non native english speaker mires are the best mire

Turned a mire into cringe today.
>coming back from gym wearing an employer branded shirt.
>pass 2 normie tier women who stop and stare at me, literally ceasing to walk/talk. (Had good pump)
>smirk but no time for love dr jones, i am king of autism anyway
>hear 'did u see the name on that shirt?'
Background i am site admin for shitty san francisco software company with shitty but unique name
>check visitor records a few hours later, site had only 1 hit...and its from a mobile. And bounced to a facebook vanity url just after.
>check the fb and its one of the thots. Can only see profile pics.
>finger twitches, like one of the pics
>my own profile pic is a big closeup of me wearing the same shirt
>a couple hours later my company gets an email about me
>i delete but multiple recipients throughout the org
>the cops are knocking at my apartment door they say i violated her sexual amendment rights
>first offense so i am just getting castrated instead of prison.
>time to go now. Goodbye anons godspeed.

>an employer branded shirt.
>hear 'did u see the name on that shirt?'
are you Vince?

You made it user, good for you