Lets see your abs user

>lets see your abs user

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>let's see yours first

>no crotch bulge
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uhhh... but you can see them already???

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You wanna rephrase that

Sorry, I am extremely bloated cause a group of guys on a Chinese stencil carving forum told me I am weak because I can only dead lift 120 kg and they told me to just eat more but now I look like I'm 3 months pregnant and by the way I've gotta go take a gigantic shit now, back in an hour or two.

>I’m bulking you wouldn’t understand

>lets see your butthole anontoinette

is this boogie's brother?

Do people really find these disgusting womanlet skanks attractive?

>not on a permanent bulk

weak little girl

there's nothing I wouldn't do to be that wojak

HOLY SHIT IS THAT NATTY?

I think the joke was that they don't have abs.

sounds like my kinda gal

Post your ideal woman or boy

if it was a joke than why wasn't funny?

>too autistic to confidently and calmly reply "haha no"

Flex a 'cep user!

Sorry I'd rather flex a 'cep

its funny because they dont have abs yet they expect the other guy to have abs

I know women and men dont get to low bf at the same rate but you're an idiot for not getting the joke.

also, you type like thot, leave.

how the fuck can you think someone so obviously abusing creatine could be natty? He’s TOTALLY anabolic man.

>flex a cep

Lmao

the man is a genetic FREAK. his "natty" does not apply to the rest of humanity.

why does this pic get me so hard Veeky Forums

they're not even hot.

Holey moley thats a big boy

sex appeal breh

lurk more

Because you're a retard

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disgusting

SLIPPERY

receptive/positive facial expressions

>Girl on right hotter in every conceivable way
>Want to fuck girl on left more

Something about that cocky butchy smile and stance (don't you know she's just one of the "bros" and smokes weed 24/7) makes me just want to rape it right out of her

nigga clear your fucking notifications

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>just ate half a slice of cheese cake
>feel bloated
I uhh... Have a colostomy bag!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>iphone

sandniggers of phones, into the trash it goes

ladiespleasecontainyourorgasms.png

I have never seen a woman this good looking in real life. Does she have an Instagram that I can pathetically pine over while jerking off to the thought of meeting her, asking her out, falling in love and spending our lives together?

Please say yes. I need this.

Human nature, im sure your ancestors raped a ton of bitches.

why not
I accept criticism btw

extremely lacking outlet plate covers much???

I wear that same camo jacket, am I blessed with the bloat?

Yea, now show your big fat belly to us big boy
or are you so ashamed of yourself that you can't even do it without crying in a corner?

Lift more

day by day, never stop

who is this goddest? seen her around so much

"I normally don't show my abs to a girl unless we're both nude."

Rachel Cook
instagram.com/rachelc00k/

>I'd love to but they're under a layer of fat
Now the key to pulling it off is trying to say it sarcastically, but then betraying yourself by still having an undertone in your voice that communicates this comes from a place of deep insecurity and self-loathing. Also you want to say that with your eyes also.
Then those women will never bother you again.

In awe at the size of this lad. An absolute unit.

I dont have abs

>lets see them tits, slut

this is accurate.

A girl isn't going going to care about the definition of your abs unless you are fat and autistic.

All they will do is make her get more depraved once you get her naked.

If you have nice, visibly abs and walk around the pool in summer you will get all kinds of mires. Most important muscle here is the Hercules Loincloth though

It's not some double standard you mra faggot. Lower body fat is good for men, but not very healthy for women (it makes them less fertile)

The only thing that makes a woman more depraved once you get her naked is the size and girth of your dick and the way you handle her slut ass

The one on the right has a great bod and kinda looks like a dirty slut.

>It's not some double standard
>Gets doubles

its absolutely ridicilous how females can be 10/10's with default bodies. while men have to grind their ass off in the gym for years to reach 8/10 rating

fuck you i want to punch them both in the face

who are these grills?

>implying women talk to me

You look like your max bench is 30lbs honestly

Lmao at these jelly faggots, you look g8 bro

Our right or their right? I think the left one looks like a dirty slut...like she's going to suck your nuts out through your dick as she's deepthroating your dick. *GLARK* *GLARK* *GLARK* *GLARK*
Fuck no fap

you mean the adonis codpiece?

yeh sure just give me a year

Rachel Cook. Yeah, she has an ig

Enjoy the challenge my dude, it makes the end result worth it

show me the brappers

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>its funny because they dont have penises yet they expect the other guy to have a penis

post more qts in bikinis brehs

yes master

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im out

I've the same physique as user and i can bench 3pl8 at 80 kg

no. the girl on the right is not hotter in every conceivable way. the girl on the left will age better. she has bigger eyes, which are a sign of youth - the right has a generic face that will look like shit at 40; the left will be hot until she's 55 if she just stays in shape and doesnt get too much sun over the years. the right will fizzle out by 32, hang on for deal life until 40, and look like a saggy bag of leather from then on until her inevitable death. follow your instincts user

user plz stop ur making me straight

Hahaha

>must!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! impregnate!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll help you out with that

Lmao your argument that she is hotter is solely that she will age better. Wtf.

Also was referring mostly to body and the face being undeniably more feminine.

the shoes make my dick harder

fukkkkkkk

>"you first"

fucken SAVED
cheers cunts

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That's not a default body.

The pics that float around here are either girls that lift like crazy, or have fat transfer surgery that harvests the fat from their stomachs and injects it into their rear.

Go outside please

in awe at the size of those lads. absolute units

>Anonymous 03/05/18(Mon)02:11:55 No.450203

kek

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