*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*
>"TIME TO DIE YOU FILTHY MEATKEK"
What do?

Uh how shjort is this kid i'd ask him why's he's not in school and if i should give him a wedgy.

awful chest genetics. feel sympathy.

>*walks straight through*

WHY DOS ITS CHEST LOK SO WEIRD

I thought I had shitty pec insertions

He looks like hes about to cry

i might actually pull my gun on him. he is a very real threat.

Ask him why he keeps recommending his diet if he looks like shit.

fucking hate this guy

He looks like he weighs 125 pounds in that pic. A literal push over. Even on his last video he looks 150 tops. Not someone worth getting intimidated by.

I have lifted irregularly for two years and look like shit. My chest is bigger than his. LMAO

nani?

settle down, hemingway

>tfw testicles are bigger than his pecs

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M-MASAKA!?

What chest? He tore his goddamn pecs from BW dips because he is a weak vegan roider who saw progress in his pathetic bench after 10 years.

Heres the original webm if anyone is interested

He's a threat because he also has a gun

I bet even his mushroom tip is green

El Abominacion..

Feint to the solar plexus. His guard will lower.
He will haymaker with his right.
Take a step to the left.
Use the momentum for a punch to the lateral jaw. Break it (needed force 3000 Newton on average; easily done if you put your bodyweight into it) .
Use the twisting momentum for a hammer to the spleen, burst it (needed force 4400 N, difficult but doable).
He will go down like a bag of shit, so a kick with the tip of my shoe to the throat, breaking it (if I miss, it will hit the jaw again, making it unusable for several months).

FULL MOGG

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looks decent without those awful pecs

el goblino verde...

>that physiognomy
he was never gonna make it

*walks right through chest gap*

outbench him

el creatúra...

This is kind of how I imagine skinwalkers.

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