Hi user! :3 Hey want some donuts?

Hi user! :3 Hey want some donuts?

>every donut is different
>someone picks the want you want before you get there

Workplace donuts are a mistake

>go for the ones near the milkers

yeah sure, can i have some milk to go with them?

Nah, I'm good. Thanks, though. Tim probably wants some. You should swing by his desk.

>You know, Tim. That fat fucking piece of shit. Why don't you give Tim some damn donuts if you love him so much. Fucking bitch...

>”oh but user, save the black one for me ;P”

No thanks, the milk truck just arrive

stop tempting me bitch im cutting

I want some of your donuts if you catch my drift haha

haha

>go for the best one in the back with the round sprinkles which is also super close to the tits
>rub the back of my hand against the tits whilst grabbing the best donut
>pretend to drop it back in so another free rub of the tits non suspiciously

>fist bump

no donuts frank? you watchin your figure?

>Gets a donut during cutting season
Aint gonna make it

no but I'll take some m i l k

>american cuisine

I need to stop clicking on any thread with boobs.

*squeezes tits
“Oh that’s ok I’m dieting right now, thank you though!”

>"Whoops, I missed!"

MILK TRUK JUST ARIVEEEEEEEEE

>he can’t eat donuts because he’s cutting

That’s what you get for doing 3x8 instead of 4x10.

Sure. Grabs one doughnut and don't eat any junk food for the rest of the week.

>these donuts are great
>but they'd be much better with some milk *wink at her*
and that's how I got fired

>eats smoldering fish with some semblance of burnt potatoes
>all your beer is 3% with no flavor

Hurrr durrrrr AmErIcAn CuIsInE

i am doing 4x50 and i wouldn't eat that sugar filled piece of shit tho

>workplace has doughnut guy
>I like specific doughnut
>So does fat bitch one desk closer to the door
>She always takes my fav doughnut
>Ask doughnut guy to get two of said doughnuts because I also enjoy them
>sure user
>next day fat coworker bitch has two doughnuts and I still have none

I don't eat doughnuts anymore

Apperently some motherfucker has my life

That story made me kind of angry.

Body weight exercises don’t count.

>wait are those rainbow sprinkles in the middle let me get a closer look

>drinking alcohol
Disgusting.

find that guy and rub your dick all over the doughnut so the braghog will eat a dick doughnut lmao

The CHAD bloatmax

>Yes of course, I need as many calories as I can get as I want to be MASSIVE. What kind of "man" cares about his waistline?
>"Wow user you're so big and strong, could you pick me and Stacy up for our instagram profile picture? I've never seen such big arms!"

The VIRGIN aesthetic lifter

>L-Let my check my macros.. oh I can't fit those in my calorie goals for tod-
>"Uh.. okay then. I'll just go eat them with Chad.. weirdo."

theyre not on my diet you roastie whore

The only true answer

y-you too

This. I've been all body types, and I find being muscular with average amount of fat to be more attractive than being really cut with no fat to girls I fuck with.

ask her what donut she would get, then tell her you'll get that same donut if she'll let you share it with her. if she declines, then don't take a donut.

Almost, but not quite.
>ask her what donut she would get
>take that donut
>"you don't need the calories, bb"

>weirdo

The thots keep calling me this at work, is this a bad sign?

t.weirdo

no respectable person would call a weirdo a weirdo to their face. tease them back, virgin

it means they don’t mind when you snap and bring a gun to work if you kill them first

Sounds like friendly (possibly even flirtatious) teasing. If you were genuinely weird they'd just avoid you.

public disapproval is a sign of good work

Depends.

>normie memes

ok, real question:
>always been a skinnyfag
>only put on good mass when eating 5000+ calories
>just got back from a trail run and ate salmon, avocado, and celery

question is- if i have a box of pastries, why should i not eat them after a workout? presuming im still getting protein and micronutrients

>take a donut
>unzip pants
>put dick through donut
hey femanon!
>point to my dick
:3

>i've got some cream filling for you

> Grabs boob

> Fuck I failed, yet again

>not drinking

Lol

Based bloatmax poster

have you been arrested for sexual assault before?

I'll take the two wrapped in the white cloth

...

You know she's the opposite of a gains goblin for you right?

I see what you did there.

no thanks, i'm waiting for the lasagna bitch

Same, brother.

"why doesn't anyone love me?!"

> report her to hr for not having any vegan donuts and being culturally insensitive

no, but I'm planning to

...

Sorry, I'm vegan

donuts are gross

begone thot youre getting in the way of my gains

I'll take the all white donut go keep it safe from those chocolate ones

gib milky?

no, thankyou though.
*smile and eye contact*

>No old fashioned
I'm good, thanks.

Reddit

No, thanks.

What the fuck are those? Someone picked out ONLY the oddball donuts instead of ANY good ones.
She should take her top off and start suckin if she wants to make this right.

>can I get some milk to wash it down with?

I-It's cutting season already??
Fuck this guess imma bloatmaxx

Yeah, I'll have one. Gonna have to run this off later tonight at the gym. Hahaha.
Speaking of which, are you gonna be busy tonight?

>"Bitch, fuck yo dounuts!"

Stop focusing on the donuts, user. More important elements at play here. Specifically, those tits.