I shave, I don't let my hair grow long, and I wear regular clothing.
Ryder Long
Put your penis inside your pants
Julian Wright
When I walk past women they sometimes smile at me or dart their eyes away quickly.
Nathaniel Martinez
you probably look like a normal dude but you are overinvolving yourself in other people (i.e when you look at the ground its like youre looking at the ground bc of them, or you look at a cashier like youre a chad interested in her number)
Grayson Ward
well, trying to put this in a way that won't seem memish, but you're ugly, like me. Get used to it, that face they're doing just screams 'sorry bout the face bro'
Just make sure you look the best you can at all times and double down on personality.
Xavier Reyes
fuck chad detected
do they also try to find bullshit ways to waste your time? (like ie a cashier pretends to take long to gather the change
Chase Walker
Yeah, no.
Unless you have a horrible birth defect or is ridiculously our of proportion, as long as you keep yourself decent (cut hair, shaved, decent skin, cut nail, brushed teeth, etc) then you'll get out of the ugly status and at least hit 5/10.
Jeremiah Flores
>ywn experience this
Samuel Wright
OP here, I've had that happen though not on as many occasions as the face in the OP.
John Cox
I give people a half smile whenever I look at them and they always smile back. Maybe you're just threatening to look at?
6'6 Half Black/White 233 lbs female here btw
Liam Bell
you faggots probably give off fake looking smiles so you get that shit in return i say something to just about everyone i walk by, within reason of course, im not going to stop each individual in a big group, or fucking 30 people in a row but i say something like hi there with a smile and i almost always get a smile and hello or wave with constant eye contact as we walk by each other.
Anthony Ramirez
Post a pic OP how the fuck are we supposed to know
Henry Moore
wanna trade heights? t. 5'6
Ethan Garcia
If I could I would since most men are intimidated by an absurdly tall woman
Wyatt Myers
>be me at chipotle >cashier mumbles something >i ask her what she said >"nevermind" >*looks down shyly" >tell her im curious what she asked >"i was just asking if you got extra meat *giggles* but its ok i already rang you up" >uhh ok >ask for a water cup >she grabs one and fumbles it while trying to set it down >grabs another to give me >its actually two >attempt to hand the extra one back (original went on the floor) >"oh you can keep it " *smiles* >uhh cool this is a frequent occurance to any social interaction I have. I switch between thinking i am Chad and forcing girls to sperg out of attraction to I am a visible autist and making others nervous to be around because of a physical deformity. Either way it doesnt really matter because i avoid social interaction and will always try to shut it down as quickly as possible is forced into a social situation
Zachary Flores
she had low bloodsugar nigger
Tyler Jenkins
>Brad the Chad
Robert Perez
could be true little guy no way for me to know
Gavin King
Holy fuck. Are you into pegging?
Ayden Jackson
kek
Parker Powell
>implying anything below a 7 isn't ugly
Cooper Sullivan
People always have done that to me. Is it not juat regular politeness? Or at least the darting their eyes thing, i thought that if a girl locked eyes with you and keeped staring is that she wants the d.
Connor Ramirez
were you always a female or just transitioning?
Dylan Ward
Thats a regular standard white person salutation. It means that you dont want to work but you have to. The amount of nonwhite people here in this board is alarmant.
Michael Collins
chads are very intimidating even in a females eyes
Jace Thomas
just about to post this.
Ethan Murphy
I get this too. Walk with heads high like an arrogant chad, but deep inside knowing i'm just an autist. Although this act has gotten me laid few times
Levi Hughes
>alarmant
It's real!
Colton Powell
Why would you use kek instead of lol? Think about it. It doesn't mean anything, its just the modification of the actual acronym lol. You don't even know why you use it. Somewhere, sometime you saw a few people post it and hopped right on board. Too mainstream for lol right? Thats so old, its meaning makes sense but you don’t feel comfortable expressing your approval of things on the internet with the common old "lol" thats been around for so long. You'll man up and use the purposely misspelled version with no discernible humor or purpose besides making you look like a complete idiot while you maintain the false concept that other people find it amusing or appropriate and using purposely misspelled words shows the world that you’re not afraid of anything and are part of some grand inside joke that no one finds funny. Theres a lot going through your head, but you realize that I’m right. You will try though, to get the best of this exchange. What are you going to go for? Newfag? Summer? Oh damn, there are so many options to choose from. An implication that I'm underage perhaps? That’s always fresh. Maybe you'll just shut down. I think you should go with something about “butthurt” or being mad or even comment on the length of the unproportionally long comment that so swiftly brought to your attention that you are a faggot that tries oh so hard to fit in. Careful though, is this even “OC”? Tsk tsk. Hard to say, don’t want to get embarrassed user. I'm sure you could find some grammar or spelling errors as a last resort. I cant wait, Its always fun playing insult roulette. Fucking idiot!
Jace Phillips
Bur
Parker Lee
I speak french , my mistake.
Xavier Myers
creamy pasta
Isaac Lewis
zozzle
Julian Diaz
Too bad you didn't come up with that yourself. I'd feel even more sadder at your sad life than I do now.
Carson Taylor
people either look down or away, everytime, and I'm not even looking at them I always autistically look ahead what the fuck is up with that
Wyatt Jones
>not laughing at people on the street instead
John Nelson
this nigga knows
Ethan Anderson
>intimidated no we just find lanky sheboons ugly cope harder
Ian Gonzalez
kek
Dylan Lee
Every time someone on Veeky Forums says "regular" clothing (actually anything really) it means they're not regular.
Juan Perry
first part is normal where im from it's like saying hello and the second part she is just a potato.
Jaxon Cooper
>be uni student taking the bus >regularly see this cute girl >pretty sure she's in to me because I can tell she stares at me when i'm not looking directly at her by using my peripheral vision >whenever I do catch her looking and turn to make eye contact in her direction, she immediately turns away >she's done this multiple times at this point
Fuck bros, should I just grow a pair and initiate contact with her at this point?
Tyler Fisher
>walk through shopping center >three girls sitting on a bench looking at their phones or whatever >the closest one looks up at me >I smile at her >she turns and gets her friends attention >they all look at me as I walk past >manual walking mode engaged
I can't tell if it's because I'm foreign (Aussie in Germany), because I dress differently or because I'm 6'6, 100kg. I can't even tell if I got mired or ridiculed, but I've noticed a lot of Germans stare, and they don't even try to do it subtly
Christian Russell
Fake it till you make it faggot.
Also, notice how it's only white people who smile like in OP's pic?
Juan Foster
>be me last semester >in almost all classes with this one chick >always notice she is staring at me during lectures >ignored her for sometime, creeped her insta and she is hot af >after midterm, finally worked up the balls to strike a convo with her >got her snap went from there user, fucked her a few times
Jacob Howard
What do you if a girl express some form of interest in you? I spent my teens fat af, but now that I’ve fixed myself up I get more attention, but what do I do if a girl acts a certain way around me? I have no one to ask really.
Carter Cruz
Simple question: are you by any chance not white ?
That's the face I usually do to minorities.. not frowny enough to be racist, not happy enough to pretend I agree with all the diversity bullshit
Henry Lewis
jej
Christopher Flores
I'm white, but not a native to where I am right now.
Caleb Nelson
Whites do this to other white though.
Gabriel Sanchez
I have no idea user. Wondering the same thing. Most likely eye candying you, smile at you etc. but I never know when and how to react to those signals
Josiah Phillips
>be minority >also do this to minorities Half the time I don't know if they speak english so I'm not sure whether they will respond to hello
Joshua Hill
>being born a nigger
Luis Nelson
fuckin lel
Jeremiah Hall
This is prob you op
Nolan Turner
>have mad arm pump at uni gym, still dyel though >forgot my ALL DAY YOU MAY, have to resort to plebian sips at the water fountain >cute gym worker is walking towards me, begins to smile >smile back, then hear girls talking behind me >mfw she was smiling at a girl who was behind me, probably thinking how autistic i was..
James Watson
>tfw I have miopia and I never know if a girl is mirin I don't use my glasses because I feel like they make me look uglier
Noah Gomez
Urgh. I don't usually post my pic here, but curiosity got the better of me.
>walking from uni >think I see female friend I know so i look at her >she looks at me and smiles >realise it’s not her and dart my eyes away >see in my peripheral vision her looking really sad
Bentley Wilson
Is this not just a normal polite thing to do? I also get this.
Jayden Harris
>getting some coffee and cheesecake slice at restaurant to go >girl being flirtatious >plan to ask her number as soon as every thing is rung up >she drops the coffee on pastry items >her boss is livid >she goes in back to clean up while he finishes my order >"sorry about that sir" >dont see her there any more It was my down and cheat day before any one ask
Ayden Nguyen
Bruh
Hudson Scott
True patrician's choice
Parker Smith
...
Oliver Parker
brutally honest: absolutely normal (icelandic? You look a bit like hafthor but less bloated). there's nothing wrong with your face. You're not deformed or anything so I don't know what the problem is. Lose weight btw
Gabriel Cooper
W-what?
I'm a NEET who's been cutting and dieting lately. I have no frame of reference.
Alexander Perry
Danish, but close. Glad my Scandinavian is showing. And yeah, eating 1500cal a day at the moment, shaping up like mad. At least it feels that way.
Isaiah Bennett
Why are you so fucking enormous? Are you a horse/whale by any chance.
Dominic Baker
that happens to me too but without the smile
Jordan Thompson
you literally look like you're about 20 pounds and 2 yrs of lifting from being a turbo chad
cut out the FUCKING anime and delete all of that faggot shit from your computer and never think about it again first, though
Bentley Rivera
>cut out the FUCKING anime Pic related
And I'm cutting first, then bulking up. Thanks for the motivation!
Aaron Long
all I can offer you is an honest yikes, my friend. you will never make it. Never.
Carson Thompson
If you have to say regular, then it's not regular. Fucking autist.
Christopher Gray
Surely these aren’t the only two expressions you get
Nathan Carter
I'm fine with being fit and not giving up my weeb ways.
Chad life is overrated anyway.
Gabriel Torres
Yeah, it should happen to everyone. I do get a smile once in a while though, but it's from the cashier with tourettes at the local shartmart.
Isaiah Price
wej
William White
I grew my hair long for the past year and now women don't stop smiling at me.
Maybe you just have an ugly face.
Benjamin Foster
Fitweeb here Qt consluts will be somewhat ez pulls if you care about 3DPD
Jeremiah Harris
>I shave, I don't let my hair grow long, and I wear regular clothing.
I do the exact opposite. I went full Drifter mode a couple of years ago and I'm get a lot of attention from girls, even when they know I have a gf.
Jackson Diaz
I always do this face when I meet someone I know but I have no confidence with
Jayden Anderson
Why? Because youre fucking hard niggy fuck them pussy ass people
Landon Kelly
Solidarity, brother
we're all gonna make it
Isaiah Reyes
What the fuck hello me
Landon Watson
I get this from women too, but I also get similar stuff from men, and I don’t know what it means.
Example: >walking along to my lecture >wearing normal, unsuspecting clothing >minding my own business >catch the eye of a guy who had clearly been looking at me longer than I’d be looking at him, he quickly looks down and carries on walking >happens four times on my walk
This literally happens all the time, and I’m not some autismo who would attract attention, I’m just a standard normie. What do they want with me, lads?
Henry Sanchez
A great deal of people struggle with eye contact, doesn't matter if they're jacked and twice your size or a group of guys who could easily beat the shit out of you, looking back down into the ground is an instinctual and habital thing for most people, probably a past bad habit for most Veeky Forumsizens as well before they started reading HOW2BALPHA infographics that tell you to stare at everyone. Just give people a quick smile if you don't want to unnerve them by looking at them, you usually get one back.
Sebastian Foster
Grow your hair out a bit and stop sticking your jaw out so much
Aiden Reed
You don't look very friendly or approachable, that's your problem. Your eyes look irritated or neutral at best and your lips make you look like you're gritting your teeth or something, just make an effort to smile more at people and open your eyes a bit more so you don't have this hostile half-squint going on.
Samuel Fisher
Are you me desu senpai? It's either I am the most charming mf or the most shut-in autist... JUST
Parker King
I'm not sticking my jaw out though.
I don't know how to not look like a total psycho. You're not the first one to mention it.
I hate it, my looks are basically the exact opposite of my personality.
Hudson Taylor
>I don't know how to not look like a total psycho I literally just told you how to, smile more and open your eyes a bit more as well.
Eli Bailey
I personally never look people in the eyes in the gym or public, I don't really like small talk if I'm not interested in you. And even if I was interested in you I still wouldn't look because I'm a pussy
Brayden King
Nope, doesn't work. I just look like a fucking serial killer.
Hunter Perry
...
Camden Walker
>iFunny watermark
Carson Robinson
Jajajajajaja
Charles Campbell
im bloatmax and people would smile at me if i smile at them... unless completely disheveled and a slob that day adn not had a haircut in months