>Wow user you're really big do you go to the gym?
How do you respond?
>Wow user you're really big do you go to the gym?
How do you respond?
I play sports
>what kind of sports?
>Do i look like i do? (Smirk)
"No, I just eat lots of cottage cheese"
i say "no, never been to the gym, i just take steroids"
Nah I just do some push ups every night before I go to bed
>Just do yoga
>nah I just take the stairs every so often
>wink
>smile
>flex a 'cep
>how's that for a beginning?
"No, I just do Creatine and watch TV.
"Yeah I love the gym."
"a'a'and you..."
yes
You too...
No, I just started posting on /fraud/
every now and then
/thread
About once a week.
''I used to swim in highschool'' is the only answer thots (or any girl) want to hear
naah i just train neck at home
>tfw still a necklet
No I just take creatine and do pilates
Sex is hell of a exercise
Nah, I just do Zumba and WiiFit
I do Zumba twice a week.
Was that picture was taken in the UK I can tell just by looking out of the window.
Manchester
If you don't just admit that you go to the gym you have some serious ego/self esteem issues
>nah I just surf on the weekends
>”but we live in Seattle?”
>"yeah. Do you want to give them a feel?"
>lead her to a couch
>have sex
"Yeah, I'm a rugby player"
It immediately explains away my high bodyfat, everyone believes it, and I don't even play rugby
The classic Veeky Forums reply obviously
Wii Fit and Zumba
Where the fuk do you think you are
Zumba, of course.
>Nah, I just have a second job working on a farm. >I'm not one of those meathead losers who go to the gym every day
A couple lies and I'm now twice as attractive.
Yeah good point I guess
Why the fuck is Joey D telling me that I'm big
>the dancing at gay night clubs is all the exercise i need
>Yes I do.
Wow. That was hard. Waste of a thread
baka
>be talking with some guys at work
>mention going to the chick
>wild thoty appears
>So user are you buff or just super fit
>bust out laughing
Do bitches really think there is a correlation between Effort and Attractiveness?
you have to pretend like you never stepped foot in a gym and eat like shit so you look like you have great genetics
This
I just go hiking once in a while on the weekend.
>no, Christ lifts me
>wanna come to church?
/thread
And snowboarding during the winter
Lately for the sake of fun I've been telling that I simply started eating a lot and most of them seems to accept that answer.
Perfect
>Yeah, I go like 10x a week.
Damn it they know I'm an autist now.
They already knew.
I unironically say this everytime since ive only been lifting for 4 months
best oneor just jog here and there
gay
That’s shredbundy my guy
Is he natty
No, I just do calisthenics at home.
>Iya lad, just smashed a belter of a werkaat wit me bird. Yes now.
>"Techy vibes mate".
How about that?
he's really cute
do you think he has lots of sex?
lmao
>implying women talk to me
What if she goes
>Haha user I bet I can beat you tee-hee
And then you'll forever be the guy who lost a game of rugby to a girl
wii
The guy who let a girl win, more likely
>Yes, I do.
Won’t happen, no one in America knows the rules of rugby. Also,
>chances of a girl wanting to play a full contact, no padding team sport 1v1 against a guy.
/thread
Yell, "I have a girlfriend!" then run away
>"My boyfriend loves rugby, let me call him over"
no I don't it's just genetics
But I can't swim.
I can tell by that nasty anglo face
>you're really big
Literally doesn't matter (if it's only about 'picking up girls')
>go to beach
>flex abs
>never swim, only go in knee deep water to play some volleyball
>go to pool party
>walk in water since you're not a manlet
>at beach or pool, she asks you to demonstrate the chad fly stroke (vs the virgin breast stroke)
>you say nah I don't want to get my hair wet, how about I teach you how to stroke me if you catch my dive
The Virgin Response™
Watersports in the bathroom
Then learn how to, nigga.
>>mention going to the chick
nah just do wii fit with my little cousin when im visiting
No but he is extremely insecure about being on steroids and it's no wonder you can spot his sociopathic chad-ism a million miles away.
ive been doing this too. Havent even bothered to look up basic information in case someone actually plays rugby and asks something like "what position do you play?"
Seems like a pretty small chance since im a burger
lol'd
Nah, I just do zumba and drink a protein shake once a week
I hit the shake weight pretty hard before going to bed
I think he got cucked by autocorrect and meant to say gym. Otherwise maybe they have all only met one chick and he is going her which would be a notable event in that case.
>do you go to the gym?
No. I just do twenty pushups every morning.
trolling is the best.
>Yes now
I don't think he is any more. If I can't get close to this physique then idk what the point is in natty lifting.
>Wow user you're really big
for you, my guy
That upper body is achievable natty, however those quads aren't achievable natty ->at the same time
No. I’m just in shape from dancing at edm shows and carrying girls on my shoulders.
nah i just drink my own cum, so my protein levels are always compounding
This is the only correct answer. Girls like self-sufficient men.
dumb post
nice post friend
I got this body hunting kaffir.
>catch my dive
keke