Wow user you're really big do you go to the gym?

>Wow user you're really big do you go to the gym?

How do you respond?

I play sports
>what kind of sports?

>Do i look like i do? (Smirk)

"No, I just eat lots of cottage cheese"

i say "no, never been to the gym, i just take steroids"

Nah I just do some push ups every night before I go to bed

>Just do yoga

>nah I just take the stairs every so often
>wink
>smile
>flex a 'cep

>how's that for a beginning?

"No, I just do Creatine and watch TV.

"Yeah I love the gym."

"a'a'and you..."

yes

You too...

No, I just started posting on /fraud/

every now and then

/thread

About once a week.

''I used to swim in highschool'' is the only answer thots (or any girl) want to hear

naah i just train neck at home
>tfw still a necklet

No I just take creatine and do pilates

Sex is hell of a exercise

Nah, I just do Zumba and WiiFit

I do Zumba twice a week.

Was that picture was taken in the UK I can tell just by looking out of the window.

Manchester

If you don't just admit that you go to the gym you have some serious ego/self esteem issues

>nah I just surf on the weekends
>”but we live in Seattle?”

>"yeah. Do you want to give them a feel?"
>lead her to a couch
>have sex

"Yeah, I'm a rugby player"

It immediately explains away my high bodyfat, everyone believes it, and I don't even play rugby

The classic Veeky Forums reply obviously

Wii Fit and Zumba

Where the fuk do you think you are

Zumba, of course.

>Nah, I just have a second job working on a farm. >I'm not one of those meathead losers who go to the gym every day

A couple lies and I'm now twice as attractive.

Yeah good point I guess

Why the fuck is Joey D telling me that I'm big

>the dancing at gay night clubs is all the exercise i need

>Yes I do.
Wow. That was hard. Waste of a thread

baka

>be talking with some guys at work
>mention going to the chick
>wild thoty appears
>So user are you buff or just super fit
>bust out laughing

Do bitches really think there is a correlation between Effort and Attractiveness?

you have to pretend like you never stepped foot in a gym and eat like shit so you look like you have great genetics

This

I just go hiking once in a while on the weekend.

>no, Christ lifts me
>wanna come to church?

/thread

And snowboarding during the winter

Lately for the sake of fun I've been telling that I simply started eating a lot and most of them seems to accept that answer.

Perfect

>Yeah, I go like 10x a week.

Damn it they know I'm an autist now.

They already knew.

I unironically say this everytime since ive only been lifting for 4 months

best oneor just jog here and there
gay

That’s shredbundy my guy

Is he natty

No, I just do calisthenics at home.

>Iya lad, just smashed a belter of a werkaat wit me bird. Yes now.
>"Techy vibes mate".
How about that?

he's really cute

do you think he has lots of sex?

lmao

>implying women talk to me

What if she goes
>Haha user I bet I can beat you tee-hee

And then you'll forever be the guy who lost a game of rugby to a girl

wii

The guy who let a girl win, more likely

>Yes, I do.

Won’t happen, no one in America knows the rules of rugby. Also,
>chances of a girl wanting to play a full contact, no padding team sport 1v1 against a guy.

/thread

Yell, "I have a girlfriend!" then run away

>"My boyfriend loves rugby, let me call him over"

no I don't it's just genetics

But I can't swim.

I can tell by that nasty anglo face

>you're really big

Literally doesn't matter (if it's only about 'picking up girls')
>go to beach
>flex abs
>never swim, only go in knee deep water to play some volleyball
>go to pool party
>walk in water since you're not a manlet
>at beach or pool, she asks you to demonstrate the chad fly stroke (vs the virgin breast stroke)
>you say nah I don't want to get my hair wet, how about I teach you how to stroke me if you catch my dive

The Virgin Response™

Watersports in the bathroom

Then learn how to, nigga.

>>mention going to the chick

nah just do wii fit with my little cousin when im visiting

No but he is extremely insecure about being on steroids and it's no wonder you can spot his sociopathic chad-ism a million miles away.

ive been doing this too. Havent even bothered to look up basic information in case someone actually plays rugby and asks something like "what position do you play?"
Seems like a pretty small chance since im a burger

lol'd

Nah, I just do zumba and drink a protein shake once a week

I hit the shake weight pretty hard before going to bed

I think he got cucked by autocorrect and meant to say gym. Otherwise maybe they have all only met one chick and he is going her which would be a notable event in that case.

>do you go to the gym?
No. I just do twenty pushups every morning.

trolling is the best.

>Yes now
I don't think he is any more. If I can't get close to this physique then idk what the point is in natty lifting.

>Wow user you're really big

for you, my guy

That upper body is achievable natty, however those quads aren't achievable natty ->at the same time

No. I’m just in shape from dancing at edm shows and carrying girls on my shoulders.

nah i just drink my own cum, so my protein levels are always compounding

This is the only correct answer. Girls like self-sufficient men.

dumb post

nice post friend

I got this body hunting kaffir.

>catch my dive
keke