Do actual hot thots even exist on Veeky Forums? I just thought it was all soggy biscuit bros

Do actual hot thots even exist on Veeky Forums? I just thought it was all soggy biscuit bros

>going on Veeky Forums to meet women
You're a special kind of autistic aren't you?

There's no women on the internet

Fuck if you're not the soggy one, cocksucker.

That's a guy

Eah im a hot fit girl and just waiting for someone bringing up this topic.
All the other guys are just talking about SS+GOMAD or >tfw nogf

You seem to be much mor interesting, can I meet you for a coffe maybe

>pic related me

I hope not. I fucking despise women, the hot ones even more so, so them invading my echo chamber would be crushing.

>rachel cook
cmon now

What about autistic 8/10s?

I remember when this was the only response. I'm still here user

What about unicorns and fairies?

No woman is to be trusted, even autistic ones.

I'm not a woman, but if I were I would totally suck your dick OP

>expecting people to believe someone like this browses Veeky Forums

damn if this were the case then i should just act autistic outside to get a gf. probably wouldn't work anyways since im a turbomanlet

Ones that have cocks do. Those are the best anyway

>this thread will be on page 1 for the next 24 hours
Damn it, bros. For once, let's not do this

Sage

this is such weak bait I won't even attach a picture.

6/10 girl here so no just ugly ones.

post pics

post benis

I wish we could leave this god forsaken hellhole user.

>not catalog master race
Tell me how I know you're new

I can be a girl for you user :3

bost brap

we have to go back

I actually sat next to a girl at an AA meeting like 9 months ago and noticed she was browsing Veeky Forums on her phone. Obviously I broke my neck to see what board she was on and Jesus Christ it was fuxking Veeky Forums.

She was not attractive

There was a lean girl posting her bicep and shoulders on bicep thread couple of days ago

>9 months ago

You should have said something about “leaving alcohol behind” or some shit for laughs.

why the fuck would that ever happen

>AA
Dodged a bullet there. I only date women who
- aren't fat
- are AT LEAST 8/10
- are Asian or white
- lift and enjoy it (or at least claim they do)
- don't do drugs
- don't smoke
- don't drink
- don't have internet access
- are virgins
- make at least 150k per year (that's half of what I make, I'm a maths major)
- have a feminine penis (MUST BE AT LEAST 6.5 INCHES)
- haven't even heard the word "feminism" in their lives
- know how to cook
- aren't religious
- smell good
- cut all contact with all their social circle once I enter their lives

>arent religious

Hmm

@45044040
Not even giving you a (you)
Die in a fire

I also thought user fucked up there, doesn't align with the rest.

...

what did he mean by this

If she refrains from degeneracy out of fear or devotion for an imaginary friend, it's meaningless. Worse, it implies that she WOULD be a degenerate whore if she wasn't religious, and thus has a shit personality underneath.
Ascension is dating girls (male) who do / refrain from all those things because that is what a woman (male) should be like.

>TFW no gf

tits or gtfo

yeah but they very rarely out themselves. mostly they just pretend to be one of the boys.

well in AA they don't do drugs or drink anymore...for now.

Wow you guys have zero sense of humor

Not getting a simple joke like that

Yeah, but they're going to relapse, because AA is a meme.

This plus the fact that they were weak-willed and dumb enough to start drinking / doing drugs in the first place and fucked up their body and mind (if they weren't already). Drinkers and druggies are absolute scum.
All memes aside, I wouldn't date a girl who lists "drinking" as one of her hobbies (even with friends).

Hello dear , my name is Rajesh . Can you come India ? Bring vagene

good day sir, my name is Prabesh Ranjadihadan . would you be interested sir in buying a copy of my professional office suite it is only 20,000 rupees. i wish you a good day, sir

Thats a nice Compilation of memes